desert island

[9Fade1]

only one thing i'd have.........a speed boat

[FalconBomba]

A domesticated moose that I can use to raise a group of wild mooses on the island 8-) or maybe a super swiss army knife with like a hammer, a saw, a screw-driver, a boat, a couple good books, a flare gun, a laptop, sattelite connection, and an air-powered generator.

[Lenin64]

only one thing i'd have.........a speed boat

 

Just a speed boat? what about fuel? Human hair?

[pennywise]

A domesticated moose that I can use to raise a group of wild mooses on the island 8-) or maybe a super swiss army knife with like a hammer, a saw, a screw-driver, a boat, a couple good books, a flare gun, a laptop, sattelite connection, and an air-powered generator.

 

 

 

It's not a super swiss army knife unless it has a George Foreman grill also attached to it.

[Mr_Putter]

A fat person who i could eventually eat.

If you wanted food, why not take a big cow or something. Or would you have this dude dance around for your pleasure before consuming him? :-s

[Guest]

 

 

 

A bridge that is as long as from the island to the closest shore.

 

 

 

A boat requires skill which I dont have. Same with any aircraft. So a bridge is a helluva lot easier (Plus its probably really funny if there are any boats trying to go a course through the bridge, but then find the bridge and all WTF about it [im hoping these are your boats] so then you have to take the long way around) :)

 

 

 

 

 

You'll die of starvation while you walk the hypothetical 100km to shore.

 

 

 

Lucky for me my boat is made out of chocolate so I can eat it, to be sure of staying alive on the long trips. :P

 

 

 

1. do you know how to work that chocolate boat?

 

 

 

Yes, I recently obtained a license which enables me to be able to captain a chocolate boat carrying up to 10 passengers. Luckily enough the boat can't exceed the passenger limit.

 

 

 

2.Do you think chocolate floats (I honestly dont know)?

 

 

 

Hopefully, I haven't really attempted to swim 100km before, so I'm not 100% sure if I'd be up to it.

 

 

 

3. 100km is nothing... one can live without food for three weeks and without water for 3 days. I'm fairly certain i can walk 100km almost continuously in 2 days.

 

 

 

As stated you'll be walking a lot and therefore your energy intake must be at least greater than 0. :P

[doomy]

I'd put things into a giant bag and bring it.

[nine naked men]

A... Laptop with an infinite power source, a tracking device and a perfect wireless connection.

 

 

 

Just e-mail someone, tell them my coordinates and wait for rescue. 8-)

[Kingtygy]

A luxury hotel complete with indoor pool, internet, and cable. You should have know things like this and boats were going to pop up by the way, lol.

[9Fade1]

only one thing I'd have.........a speed boat

 

Just a speed boat? what about fuel? Human hair?

 

 

 

 

 

did I forget, it's a solar powered Bugatti veyron wanna be speed boat

[pennywise]

A... Laptop with an infinite power source, a tracking device and a perfect wireless connection.

 

 

 

Just e-mail someone, tell them my coordinates and wait for rescue. 8-)

 

 

 

But what if there is no food or fresh water on the island and it takes days to be rescued?

[alex_Lei1993]

Kleenexes, lube... and pornography... Hold on you said only one thing... \

[indy500fan]

Kleenexes, lube... and pornography... Hold on you said only one thing... \

 

 

 

You don't have to use lube, and you wouldn't have to worry about the mess so you don't need tissues. So your still ok.

[Soviet_skunk]

i would have a genie in a lamp,then i'd wish for infinite wishes so then i could turn my desert island into a utopia! :P

[Lenin64]

Instead of a resort for myself, just a resort. It will definetely attract customers, and I can steal their boats or leave when they do \