*types in fort name*

 

*it pops up as first on the list*

 

Hm...

 

*click*

 

*fort self-dentonates*

 

Well, that worked.

 

New fort, guarded by living barbed chains and people holier than thou.

I hire the knights who say "Ni" by giving them two nice, not too expensive shrubberies with a path in between them. They then proceed to your fort and say "Ni" to your living barbed chains and holy people. They are destroyed by the "Ni" and I take the fort and bring back my dancing noodles and my new and improved spirit wolves and howl scrolls! The wolves are exorcist proof and the howling that the scrolls produce can go through any earlplugs except the ones I gave to my minions (the knights who say "Ni", the wolves, and the noodles) and stop any way that you or anyone other than me try to plug and or cover up ears or in any other way prevent stuff from hearing the howls. Even deaf things and stuff without ears or any other way to hear can hear it and will run away. The noddles are also improved and are sauce proof. The earplugs I gave my minions will stop working if they desert me. Oh, I also am wearing those earplugs except mine will not stop working unless they are taken out. The scrolls are in headdresses made up of the same earplugs that I am wearing. The noodles are wearing them, but they don't cover up ears. The knights are still on my side so they will say "Ni" to anything and anyone who opposes me. Even old ladies! *dramatic music*

There is nothing that cannot be solved with a massive air raid.

 

And that is what I do. The fort collapses, the knights are kaput, and the wolves flee to their otherworldly realm. You, on the other hand, could not get out in time, and is smashed by the 5 tons of falling brick and iron.

 

New fort, guarded by shiny, distracting objects, coins, and a cup holder. :thumbsup:

 

I leave, taking out a pair of earmuffs. (specially converted to earmuff-phones : )

I get a giant tent and put it over your fort. This makes the shiny objects undistracting. On my way into your fort, I put a drink inside your cupholder. I then destroy everything but the cupholder. I take that with me, along with some of the coins you left guarding the fort, to my new fort.

 

 

 

My new fort is in the heart of Antarctica, and is surrounded by a giant wall of incredibly hard ice that not even global warming will melt. I have also enlisted penguins with jetpacks and machine guns to patrol the area around my fort.

What global warming can't do, my X-Tra Solius Ray (V1337) can.

 

So I use that, but I underestimated the amount of firepower it produced, and I end up melting the whole of Antarctica, flooding everything up to 200 ft above sea level.

 

Ironicly, the cup holder w/ drink survived. Ooh, lemonade, *checks for poison, then drinks it.* yum.

 

New fort, is actually your fort, now submerged below 300 million gallons of water. Above this fort is the Last Iceburg of Antarctica, where all your penguins are now fighting over.

 

It's not worth my time to pull it out of the water, so I leave it. I then go off to create a whole line of cup holders. I will dominate the market! Muwhahaha! :twisted:

you forgot that the lemonade actually did have poison in it and die...then i recruit polar bears to kill all the penguins and take the fort...

 

 

 

my fort/iceberg is guarded by iorek byrnison and the rest of the bears

*walks up behind you and snaps your neck*

 

Apparently, I was here the whole time. Who knew? Oh wait, I did! :lol:

 

Anyway, I shoo away the bears. (not worth explaining how.) and salvage the fort out of the water (leaving the LIoA to the penguin survivors.).

 

The now-waterlogged fort is mine, guarded by drainage pumps and some plumber guy named Mario. (mysterious!)

 

I walk off to check the cup holder market.

Unfortunately, The knights who say Ni and I took over the cup holder market and forced you to buy cupholders at the total price of *drumroll* your fort and army!

 

 

 

My fort is guarded by drainage pumps, Mario the plumber guy, and the knights who say Ni. It is also under a clear diamond shield with air holes.

Unfortunately, The knights who say Ni and I took over the cup holder market and forced you to buy cupholders at the total price of *drumroll* your fort and army!

 

 

 

My fort is guarded by drainage pumps, Mario the plumber guy, and the knights who say Ni. It is also under a clear diamond shield with air holes.

 

You're really asking for this...

 

*pulls out the SECERT WEAPON*

 

*Fires*

 

*total ahnlialation*(as best as I can spell it)

 

What was your base for shoddy cup holders, is now a smouldering crater. The knights are gone for good, and people will once again be safe, knowing that their cup holders work.

 

I disappear, having saved the day!

 

 

 

And I almost forget. The new fort is guarded by the Grand Exchange, market crashes, and rioters complaining about some place called "Wildy". :-k

 

I wouldn't know about that either.

i break the rs servers...all of them...

 

never really liked rs anyways...

 

then i break your fort with my bear fists...

 

 

 

my fort is guarded with anime...

I turn off the tv and pass the animae, then destroying your fort.

 

 

 

My fort is surrounded by hyperactive congressmen

i hire a terrorist to blow up the congress and take the fort...

 

 

 

my fort is surrounded by runescape

i downlaod a virus and surround my fort with fat underpaid supermarket workers, fitted with Assult rifles

I throw a burger at your fort & the fat workers kill eachother & you in the process trying to get it.

 

 

 

My fort is protected by Chuck Norris. I've pretty much won. :P

I wait until chuck norris decides to roundhouse kick you for no reason, and then steel your fort. Chuck norris protects no man.

 

 

 

My fort is guarded by [developmentally delayed] ninjas

i get a shiny dime which all the nijas follow to the edge of a cliff and i throw the dime into the water, then 1 by 1 the ninjas fall down...

 

 

 

I surround my fort with McDonalds, that clown is a [bleep]ing menence and half a billion people have gone morbidly obese due to the Big Mac.

I throw molecular firecrackers at all the mcdonalds, launce my undead army at the clowns adding them to my undead army, and take over your fortress, but go to my fortress.

 

 

 

My fortress is in the sky with air to sea and air to land weapons, also infinite legions of undead dragons.

I take my mighty sword of killing topic bumpers and slash your post count to zero. You die and all of your undead start eating each other untill 1 is left then I get a pacifist to leathel inject the creature. Then I hire a agonist to whack the pacifist then I rank as general in my clan chat and leads armies of anti-spam, pop-up blockers, and search engines!

I saw nothing to defend your base so I walked in :?

 

 

 

I hire revenant Corporeal Beasts \

i tell lv 3 noobs that the renevant corpreal beasts drop uber loot even if you die with coinshare on, and the coins go straight to your inventory, but you have to get back to fighting them. My army of level 3 noobs keep the corpreal beasts busy while i walk in and take over.

 

 

 

I sourround my fortress with gulliable lv 3 noobs, and make the sourrounding aread old style wildy. The level 3 noobs start killing eachother, and with the old pker's coming back, i have a massive army of combat ready pkers, old and new, to defend my fortress.

*Destroys your fort*

 

 

 

*Rules with an Iron fist*

*melts iron fist*

 

 

 

*rules with a gummy worm fist*