TORTATPAM is that he doesn't want to watch Psycho shower. with toilet water.

TORTATPAM is that she hasn't asked me for my tapes of Psycho showering yet.

OMG!!! I want!!! please give them to me!!!!

 

TORTATPAM is that he won't give me tapes of psycho showering.. with toilet water...

TORTATPAM is that she spray paints her cat orange.

TORTATPAM is that he claims to have tapes of me taking showers, but I take baths. Manly, bubbly, scented baths

TORTATPAM is that he owns a toilet big enough to bathe in.

TORTATPAM is that he doesn't bathe in his toilet

TORTATPAM is that he reminded me that kitty needs a bath.

TORTATPAM is that she gives kitties baths.

TORTATPAM is that he is 700 feet tall.

TORTATPAM is that he's 700 years old

TORTATPAM is that he knows more html than me...

TORTATPAM is that she gave the best HTML help website about 5 seconds before dismissing it

TORTATPAM is that he thinks html websites are vastly different.

TORTATPAM is that she only refers to her cat as "kitty"

TORTATPAM is that she doesn't mind perverts knowing what her kitty is called.

TORTATPAM is that she minds perverts even less

TORTATPAM is that he doesn't know what a pervert is!

TORTATPAM is that she doesn't even know about the kind of perverts who will get her cat. [i have heard a story about a man and a feline...]

The avatar is ridiculous.

TORTATPAM is that he didn't say TORTATPAM

TORTATPAM is that she said TORTATPAM twice.

TORTATPAM is that he is younger than me!

TORTATPAM is that he is from a place that I would never want to go to!

TORTATPAM is that he called Silva a guy