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What Will You Do To Get An Item?

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I made this game before the rollback, so here it is again! :D

 

 

 

The rules are simple...the person above you gives you an item and you have to think of a creative way to get another item by using the item you were given.

 

 

 

Example:

 

Person 1: You get a knife.

 

Person 2: I take the knife and cut some bread. Now I have a slice of bread.

 

 

 

Now starting:

 

 

 

You get....a duck! :thumbsup:

 

 

 

What will you do to get an item?

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Cbow! Cbow!!!!! +120 range is orgasmic. Or maul, thats what I'd get out of those two options.

I agree with baconisbacon, Cbow looks freaking sensual

Runescape: Where strong weapons bring sexual pleasure.

The size of the e-peen0r is directly proportional to the rarity/power of one's equipment.

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  • 2 weeks later...

i donate it to the ooc.

 

 

 

i give you gum chewed by barry bonds

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Guys, I think you're doing it wrong, I'm fairly sure this is how it's supposed to go (based on memories of the old thread):

 

 

 

Person 1: You get a knife.

 

Person 2: I take the knife and cut some bread. Now I have a slice of bread.

 

Person 3: I take the slice of bread and feed it to a pigeon, I now have a happy pigeon

 

Person 4: I take the pigeon and behead it, I now have a pigeon's head

 

 

 

and so on and so forth

 

 

 

anyway, continuing on, I take the piece of gum and choke someone with it, I now have a dead person

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

  • 3 weeks later...

I go fishing with the dead person and catch a shark.

i make shark fin soup out of it

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  • 2 weeks later...

i tell the dragon to feast upon noobs...i have a bunch of dead friends now...

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i stab you through and rip your guts out...

 

 

 

i now have a bloody pile of guts...

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you get a blackhole...

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  • 3 weeks later...

I take the black hole and use it as a vacuum cleaner to tidy my room, I now have a very tidy room

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

i take your clean room and barf on the carpets. now you have barf in your carpets :D

I sprinkle mud over the carpet and use my ventriliquist skillz to make mrmegakirby and stickythetwigman mad at each other.

 

 

 

I now have a mudfight. :twisted:

I film the mudfight and put it on youtube, I now have a billion views

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

i take the billions views and chop off exactly 9 zeroes

 

 

 

i now have 1 view

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I flag the video and managed to get it removed off youtube.

 

 

 

I now have self-pride.

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Break the Walls down!

I announce over tipit that you pee'd yourself, and your pride vanishes ::'

 

 

 

I now have a blabbering idiot

I shut up the blathering idiot by putting his foot in his mouth...

 

 

 

I now have an idiot with a foot in his mouth. :thumbsup:

I sell the idiot with the foot in his mouth on Ebay.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I now have 12 US Dollars.

Some games do not mix...

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I sell the idiot with the foot in his mouth on Ebay.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I now have 12 US Dollars.

 

 

 

i take the twelve US dollars and buy a stick that makes me magical so i can do magic tricks.

I beat you to death with it, I now have a dead body

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

I donate the dead body to medical science. I now have a more informed medical student.

Some games do not mix...

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I have surprise sex with him, you relive some bodily "kum"

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