December 9, 200817 yr First I would laugh at the people who elected me into power, then continue to laugh as my country collapses while I escape with all the money 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"
December 9, 200817 yr First I would laugh at the people who elected me into power, then continue to laugh as my country collapses while I escape with all the money About 100 prior 'presidents' as they like to call themselves (or more accurately despotic military dictators) already pulled off your plan in various African nations over the last few decades -.- Sad but true..
December 9, 200817 yr If you really want to be President, go to Somalia. They haven't had a government since like 1991. Your number one source for etymology!!
December 9, 200817 yr Actually, I realized today I would do nothing. Xenu holds all the power in this galaxy. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream
December 10, 200817 yr First I would laugh at the people who elected me into power, then continue to laugh as my country collapses while I escape with all the money About 100 prior 'presidents' as they like to call themselves (or more accurately despotic military dictators) already pulled off your plan in various African nations over the last few decades -.- Sad but true.. those god damn ******* seriously though, it's true. it's [bleep]ed up how those countries turned out to be. :: Guess the Movie Contest Champion: pfilc23 ::
December 10, 200817 yr Oh wait. Confucius says the Mandate of Heaven will hold. God would never favor me as a ruler. Confucius say me bad person and bad ruler. I think I'd seriously consider forming a strong alliance with a few select other countries and attempt to create an empire. Haven't seen one of those in a while. Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu.
December 10, 200817 yr I'd sell everyone else's soul to the devil for eternal knowledge,inclusive of godlike powers and magick. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide]
December 10, 200817 yr Everyday is "Free Pie and Cool Whip Day". Then I would raise taxes but use taxpayer's money to rent porn research new ways to fuel cars, annihilate gasoline powered cars by my second year as president, legalize gay marriage, decriminalize marijuana but make it so you can only do it in certain areas, if the troops aren't home from Iraq/Afghanistan or in some other useless war, bring the troops home, completely legalize abortion but you can only have an abortion once every four pregnancies, lower the drinking age to 18, let anyone go to school, no matter if they're [developmentally delayed]ed, handicapped, black, white, gay, poor, or yellow, put three homeless shelters in every major city, make it so that you cannot drop out of high school and you must spend at least a year and a half in college, make teaching how to balance a checkbook and pay your taxes and all the things needed in the real world a mandatory class in Senior year in high school. Wow, can't believe I want to do all that. But, before I forget my final thing, attack Canada!
December 10, 200817 yr Everyday is "Free Pie and Cool Whip Day". Then I would raise taxes but use taxpayer's money to rent porn research new ways to fuel cars, annihilate gasoline powered cars by my second year as president, legalize gay marriage, decriminalize marijuana but make it so you can only do it in certain areas, if the troops aren't home from Iraq/Afghanistan or in some other useless war, bring the troops home, completely legalize abortion but you can only have an abortion once every four pregnancies, lower the drinking age to 18, let anyone go to school, no matter if they're [developmentally delayed], handicapped, black, white, gay, poor, or yellow, put three homeless shelters in every major city, make it so that you cannot drop out of high school and you must spend at least a year and a half in college, make teaching how to balance a checkbook and pay your taxes and all the things needed in the real world a mandatory class in Senior year in high school. Wow, can't believe I want to do all that. But, before I forget my final thing, attack Canada! There are these nifty features called bullets and paragraphs. Use them.
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