Disclaimer: So that Tip.it or Jagex (as if they check) don't find us and kill us in our sleep, this chapter in no way supports scamming or account hacking. Except if somebody's pin is 1234, otherwise the stupid fools had it coming. :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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There are four gods on Runescape: Saradomin, Zamorak, Guthix, and Money (Five, if I were to listen to the inane ramblings of the illiterate town drunk and include the god Zaros). Runescapians worship it. Their entire lives, they strive to attain it and horde it, only ever using it to buy equipment and skills necessary to make more of it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And so I found my first problem in trying to lure people into joining the army. I was poor and nobody cared for the words of a penniless recruiter in faded armour. Not even when red and wavy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fighting to protect their lives, their freedom, and (a no doubt powerful and deadly) something belonging to the White Knights meant nothing if you werenÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t talking big numbers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The White Knights had been wholly useless. Being a semi-religious order, they claimed money was evil and that they had none and so any soldiers I wanted to add to the CityÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s army would have to be bought out of my own pocket. I asked where they got the money for the castle, the armour, the pages, the luxurious decoration, the horses, the stables-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was thrown out the Castle.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This was futile. I pushed my way out of the crush.and found Winter leaning against the wall of the Shield shop.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¢â¬ÅAny luck?ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâÃ

i think i just saw a plane fly by.....oh no wait....its a pencil shooting into the sky and rockets aimed towards jurusalem....whats tha???? a chicken flavored jello pudding snack filled with penuts and chicken fries?!!?!?!?!

 

 

 

rofl!?!?!?!!? you serious!?!!?!?!? omg?!?!!??!!?!??! wdfr?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!!??!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

dont post it ever again.....1!!!!!!

 

 

 

it sounded alot like the pointless spam that i am posting..... :roll:

 

 

 

but my spam is like kentucky fried chicken

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

so....i guess....that story must be pretty damn good....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

good work...i liked it. Mr.Uber H4x0r plo0x make a sequal!!!

 

 

 

please dont mind the spam i posted....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I sorry but thats just rude. Most jokes I can handle but a full paragraph of spam?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

P.S. Oh I didn't notice the low post count. I guess you haven't learned common forum deceny yet?

Normally I'd get annoyed and call him a big n00b but I'm just too happy with the good news. There will be a Pirate Chapter!! OMG1!!

 

 

 

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Disclaimer: I do not own Gaspode the Wonder Dog.

 

 

 

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There was a scrawny, mangy dog yipping about WinterÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s legs when I left the bank. The second it saw me it ran over and yipped about, getting in the way of my feet, its bald head tilted back as it barked up at me.

 

 

 

I hurried on, trying to ignore it. IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢d never been much of a dog person.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¢â¬ÅWhat the hell is that thing?ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâÃ

Avast ye scurvy dogs!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That chapter is going to rock more than a quarry![/b]

ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¢â¬ÅPrivate! I thought I told you to get a hair cut! And what the hell are you doing in a red shirt! I specifically said nobody is to wear red shirts!ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâÃ

Yes folks! It's that time again! It's time to say "OMG! WOOTAGE!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now, from the same person who brought you the "Smoke & Gaal Bumper Sticker" now comes...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Colour your own SmokeEagle!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

All you need to do is print of this pic of yours truly (and drawn by yours truly) and colour it in however you so wish!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/F ... keypic.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yay!

I love the pic. I'll get on coloring it tomorrow. I guess you just wanted to remind the world how much cooler you are than that flower loving Gaal?

Heh, after I posted that pic Gaal got drawing one of his own (after searching for numerous Anime-drawing websites) so when he posts it feel free to deface it any way you want :)

It was one of SmokeEagle but it ended up looking like an angry woman. So quite a likeness actually.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's a burn.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What loving gaal?

 

 

 

Flower whatting Gaal?

 

 

 

Flower loving who?

 

 

 

I'm just going to assume what you actually meant was "Sheep warming Smoke."

no no I'm quite sure I meant the guy who, as I've heard from a highly turstworthy source (well... disregard the trustworthy part), went into a rage over a boquet of roses. I believe that his name was something similar to G/\/\I_513I\I (I might have the spelling slightly off).

:o iv got 1 good sugestion for you: get this published, now, well what are you wasting your time reading this for? get it published! (change the place names first, lest you get a hefty suing from jagex)

 

 

 

now gimme meh 10k :P

Time to have a read. I am, as you have probably managed to forget quite quickly, your first ever poster. On your original topic, it was I who posted first. Wo0t?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, I havn't read it all as yet becuase I have other things to do.

 

 

 

But seriously...n00b...thats so out dated. Its no0xers or something like that nowadays. We have a new language of leet I think, or so it seems when i go to the wildy.

 

 

 

But very nice work as per usual.

 

 

 

Does seem a bit dis-joined in the first few chapters, jumping from one point to the other.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just a wild suggestion, can you start a new topic with the whole of the original on it? Be very nice to read it all. Also, all your little sigs and "colour you in" things maybe together so I don't have to search around for my hours of fun. I made you pink and green Smoke...it's hot stuff (lies btw, havn't looked at it)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But seriously, keep up the good work guys and I look forward to reading more when I have the next possible chance. l337... Just had to put that in.

It's nice to see you again. No0xers? Seriously? Wasn't one leet language bad enough? Well we haven't played on runescape in a while so we're not exactly with the times.

 

 

 

I could start a new topic but the mods would probably eat me alive so I'll let Smoke do that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

New chapter coming soon btw.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And I'll pay you your 10K teh_soldier but whats your in-game-name?

Hum..just on the topic of people saying get it published.

 

 

 

Not being rude but the only way I see this ever getting published is in a comic book (astrix style comic). You would have to change every place name, you would have to change some peoples names, you would have to change parts of the story which link into runescape and its no way long enough to be published in anything but a comic book style.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thats my 2 cents you n0oxer (I think I did make that up on my last post)

I personally don't think that publishing is avery good idea. You would have to read up on copyright laws, put in that its a paradoy or rs (in with copyright info), change names but keep them recongiziable to rs players and make it a comic book. (hes right it wouldn't work as a novel). Another possible thing would be making a monty python or spaceballs style movie.

Woo Hoo! Im right! A movie would be amusing to no end. You could make a very low budget one with your friends :P

 

 

 

Just edit it on the computer for effects and stuff.

 

 

 

That would be a laugh and a half

Will do. just as soon as we get the film where the cockle pickers get eaten by the giant, mountain-sized barnace done (inside joke).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Personally, I can't see this gettig published anywhere, not even comic books.

Nice job with "Gaspode"! That's awsome! I've noticed before that your style is similar to Terry Pratchet's, and now my suspicions are confirmed! You two read Discworld! Aha!

Yeah, I love Discworld and still read the books when they come out although my favourite has to be "Night Watch". Gaalsien, however, likes "Where Is My Cow" because it's the only one he can understand.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Even so, he only looks at the pictures and giggles like a loon. :D

my ingame name, as my signature and name suggest, is teh soldier :lol:

 

 

 

and discworld rools, but the first ones the best and always will be 8)

 

 

 

PS: didnt the title used to be smoke and gaal 2 as opposed to gaal and smoke 2?

That would be down to Gaal. Change the name back or I'll use my amazing mind powers to turn you into a deformed potato! :twisted:

That would be down to Gaal. Change the name back or I'll use my amazing mind powers to turn you into a deformed potato! :twisted:

 

 

 

the strange thing is that probably would make him look prettier. :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry Gaal I couldn't resist.

I didn't change it. I'm pretty sure it was always that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And besides, the whole thing's from GAALSIEN'S PERSPECTIVE!! Thus, he is the more important character. Thus, he gets his name first. Thus, the title stays as it is. Thus, hahaha, up yours Smoke.

Nice and intellectual there Gaal, I'm impressed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seeing as the last series was "The SmokeEagle and Gaalsien Saga" don't you think the name should remain for the sequel? :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hah! Logic and intelligence wins again!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We really ought to get round to writing the next chapter...