Kill the person below you

[Piscis_Rex]

Ok, here's the deal, one person has to post how they're going to kill the next person, and the person that posts next has to post how they'll escape from the previous person's method of execution and then post how they'll kill the next person.

 

 

 

Example:

 

Person 1: I will kill the next person by locking them in a room with a hungry tiger

 

Person 2: I pimp slap the tiger so it knows who's boss, then with it's help, escape from the room

 

I'll kill the next person by tying them to the back of a boat and dragging them until they drown

 

 

 

and so on and so forth

 

 

 

Points are awarded for elaborate and ridiculous methods of execution and particularly daring escapes, points are deducted for mundane killing strategies and unfeasible escapes which rely heavily on magic powers and/or ridiculous gadgets

 

 

 

I'll kill the next person by tying them to the tracks of a rollercoaster and starting it

[Napalm]

I'll unleash myself, get in tha roflcopter and shoot some OMG missiles to the next poster.

[oegly41]

I put on my mighty studded chaps, and survive the OMG missiles. The next poster, however, will not survive, as I have just given them a shot providing an extreme allergy towards fish, right before I push a trout down their throat.

[minicliper13]

...? i guess im dead...

 

 

 

so i appear in lumby (lol)

 

then i get out my best wep and kill person below OHKO

[wcingisbad]

I predicted your attack so I hided in a hole.

 

 

 

I stab the below poster to unconciousness and throw him/her into a deep well. Will he/she die from the wounds or from the fall?

[Lenin64]

Turns out the well is so deep that I fall clear through Earth and pop out the other side, where I am treated by an asian medicine man in his fishing village.

 

 

 

I kidnap TPUM while they attend a social function, disguised as a member of their bank. When they wake up, he fiunds himself locked in a room without windows, chained to a bedpost lacking a bed. Slowly, the post begins to turn, dragging the person toward the wall. The wall is covered in rusty [bleep]es.As his legs make contact and the [bleep]es begin to bite into his shoeless feet, the winch suddenly stops. As he sighs in relief, the door opens and the chains fall off. As TPUm makes his way carefully, on his broken and bloodied feet, out the door into a long hallway, every light shuts out. The air turns cold. An image appears at the end of the hall....the image of a man. I catch sight of the escaped prisoner and yell for them to stop immediately and begin to run towards him, wielding a [bleep]ed club. In panic, TPUM runs as fast as his destroyed feet will allow until he reaches a dead end. He wets himself as I draw nearer, raging and raising my club. Then the image disappears. It was only a hologram. As TPUm lets out a sigh of relief and begins to cry, the terrified urine activates a solvent placed in his trousers, which begin to smolder and eventually catch fire. As the flames trace their way up his, body, he screams, flailing, and hits a recessed switch made to look like a brick. A hidden door opens, and beyond it lies a pool of water. Believing salvation to be at hand, TPUm runs for the water, only to find the cieling cave in upon him and crush him into oblivion.

 

 

 

Do I get points? :twss:

[Wongtong]

I don't attend social functions, nor am I a male so I think I win.

 

 

 

I shoot lasers out of my eyes at TPUM, because I'm asian and I have the power to do so. If they try to dodge my laser eyes, I shoot them. If they try to dodge that, I kick them to death.

[Napalm]

*dodges lasers* *dodges the shots*

 

 

 

*does a falcon punch while wongtong kicks and breaks her leg in two*

 

 

 

TPUM will be kidnapped, locked in a 2x2 meters room with a TV that only plays Rick Astley's Never gonna give you up. In said room there will be a pill to commit suicide if wanted.

[Natedoggygog]

I would enjoy the song, give the pill to my gaurd, and escape.

 

 

 

Then I would trap you (insert below poster's name here) in a small country, and tell Bush that there's weapons of mass destruction in that country.

[oegly41]

The said weapons of mass destruction are in fact there, so I use them to destroy the White House containing Bush.

 

 

 

I throw a Genki Dama at the person under me. Genki Dama never phails!

[minicliper13]

i sue you for blowing up the whitehouse and whatever u threw at me phreezes and u lose the case and i taek everything u own then i stab TPUM and put u in your grave and chuck a grenade in (and yes i pulled the pin out...)

[Napalm]

Well since you forgot to close the grave I throw the granade back at you and happily escape.

 

 

 

Then I'll create two portals that teleport you to each other, and push TPUM into them, traping him/her in an infinite loop untill your particles accelerate so much that you die =D>

[Piscis_Rex]

Turns out the well is so deep that I fall clear through Earth and pop out the other side, where I am treated by an asian medicine man in his fishing village.

 

 

 

I kidnap TPUM while they attend a social function, disguised as a member of their bank. When they wake up, he fiunds himself locked in a room without windows, chained to a bedpost lacking a bed. Slowly, the post begins to turn, dragging the person toward the wall. The wall is covered in rusty [bleep]es.As his legs make contact and the [bleep]es begin to bite into his shoeless feet, the winch suddenly stops. As he sighs in relief, the door opens and the chains fall off. As TPUm makes his way carefully, on his broken and bloodied feet, out the door into a long hallway, every light shuts out. The air turns cold. An image appears at the end of the hall....the image of a man. I catch sight of the escaped prisoner and yell for them to stop immediately and begin to run towards him, wielding a [bleep]ed club. In panic, TPUM runs as fast as his destroyed feet will allow until he reaches a dead end. He wets himself as I draw nearer, raging and raising my club. Then the image disappears. It was only a hologram. As TPUm lets out a sigh of relief and begins to cry, the terrified urine activates a solvent placed in his trousers, which begin to smolder and eventually catch fire. As the flames trace their way up his, body, he screams, flailing, and hits a recessed switch made to look like a brick. A hidden door opens, and beyond it lies a pool of water. Believing salvation to be at hand, TPUm runs for the water, only to find the cieling cave in upon him and crush him into oblivion.

 

 

 

Do I get points? :twss:

 

 

 

 

 

Yes, in fact, you get all the points, noone else can have any now, well done

 

 

 

and as for Wongtong's escape, she got lucky... this time

 

 

 

 

 

back to business, I grab you as I fall back into the portal, forcing you to close them, then I grab your portal making device create the two portals again, and push you into them

 

 

 

as for TPUM, they find themselves being slowly lowered into a pool containing crocodiles, crocodiles with bears on their backs, bears with scissors

[Georgelemmons]

Turns out the well is so deep that I fall clear through Earth and pop out the other side, where I am treated by an asian medicine man in his fishing village.

 

 

 

I kidnap TPUM while they attend a social function, disguised as a member of their bank. When they wake up, he fiunds himself locked in a room without windows, chained to a bedpost lacking a bed. Slowly, the post begins to turn, dragging the person toward the wall. The wall is covered in rusty [bleep]es.As his legs make contact and the [bleep]es begin to bite into his shoeless feet, the winch suddenly stops. As he sighs in relief, the door opens and the chains fall off. As TPUm makes his way carefully, on his broken and bloodied feet, out the door into a long hallway, every light shuts out. The air turns cold. An image appears at the end of the hall....the image of a man. I catch sight of the escaped prisoner and yell for them to stop immediately and begin to run towards him, wielding a [bleep]ed club. In panic, TPUM runs as fast as his destroyed feet will allow until he reaches a dead end. He wets himself as I draw nearer, raging and raising my club. Then the image disappears. It was only a hologram. As TPUm lets out a sigh of relief and begins to cry, the terrified urine activates a solvent placed in his trousers, which begin to smolder and eventually catch fire. As the flames trace their way up his, body, he screams, flailing, and hits a recessed switch made to look like a brick. A hidden door opens, and beyond it lies a pool of water. Believing salvation to be at hand, TPUm runs for the water, only to find the cieling cave in upon him and crush him into oblivion.

 

 

 

Do I get points? :twss:

 

 

 

 

 

Yes, in fact, you get all the points, noone else can have any now, well done

 

 

 

and as for Wongtong's escape, she got lucky... this time

 

 

 

 

 

back to business, I grab you as I fall back into the portal, forcing you to close them, then I grab your portal making device create the two portals again, and push you into them

 

 

 

as for TPUM, they find themselves being slowly lowered into a pool containing crocodiles, crocodiles with bears on their backs, bears with scissors

 

 

 

The bears kill the crocodiles and I push them on their scissors.

 

 

 

The below person gets shot. In the back. With a Phazon-Triforce powered falcon punch gun. Yesss...

[Napalm]

*stops time and gets off the portal loop*

 

 

 

then I grab your portal making device create the two portals again, and push you into them

 

 

 

You'll pay for that.....

 

 

 

*gets shot in the back. before dying I go back to the past and kill Georgelemmons just before he shoots*

 

 

 

My past self: How weird... nothing happened....

 

 

 

TPUM will be drown in his/her own blood after being pushed in a hole with [bleep]es on the bottom

[Piscis_Rex]

I spread my arms and legs out and stop myself on the sides of the hole, using my awesome ninja skills I flip myself out, during the flip I kick you in the head

 

 

 

TPUM will be drowned in the urine of a thousand hobos

[Death]

TPUM will be tossed into a pit full of insects, bound and gagged.

[Piscis_Rex]

(^^you didn't escape from your execution, you lose points)

 

 

 

it turns out the insects don't like human flesh, but what they do like is rope, so they eat all the rope and so I take off the gag and climb out of the whole

 

 

 

TPUM will be beaten to death with their own skull (extra points if you get the reference)

[Lenin64]

That doesn't seem physically possible. :

 

 

 

And Wongtong, "he" in a literary sense can mean both "he" or "she". But your lack of social functions still gets you out of it.

 

 

 

I don't have time to be theatric, so I just behead TPUM with a battleaxe.

[kehllz]

My mother was a hydra so I simply grow back my head, plus an extra one.

 

 

 

After much deliberation, me and my other head have decided the method for killing TPUM is to drop a train on them.

[Napalm]

*a small toy train falls on me*

 

Woot! This is just what I wanted for Christmas!

 

 

 

TPUM will be eaten from the insides out by a thousand fleash eating insects.

[kehllz]

My father was Prometheus so it simply grows back tomorrow (My family tree is whack)

 

 

 

My other head and I, along with the flesh eating insects, decide that TPUM will be eaten by a deranged group of red pandas that have mistaken them for bamboo.

[Piscis_Rex]

I fight off the pandas using my legendary karate skills and they all go tumbling off a mountaintop into a pit of [bleep]es

 

 

 

TPUM will be crushed by a barrage of red pandas while hanging out in a pit of [bleep]es

 

 

 

(oh, and by the way kehllz, you lose points for using the "my [blank] was [blank] so it simply grows back" method of survival twice)

[kehllz]

Both heads consult and realize the flesh eating insects inside us are omnivourous and vomit them up to eat the red panda barrage. And why not keep hanging out in the pit of [bleep]es, it's a pretty cool pad.

 

 

 

TPUM will be killed by being exposed to extreme amounts of radiation

[Piscis_Rex]

The radiation gives me super powers (obviously) which I use to break out of the radiation room

 

 

 

TPUM will be crushed beneath a mountain of old mobile phones