gogogopie Posted January 11, 2009 Share Posted January 11, 2009 The phones are so old that they turn to small particles of dust when they hit me. I dig my way out using the conveniently located shovel that I was sitting on for no reason whatsoever. The poster under me will be stuck in a room with no escape with the Rabbit of Caerbannog. Google is evil!Donut!I like pie!That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted January 15, 2009 Author Share Posted January 15, 2009 I throw the dust I've been saving in my pocket for an occaision like this into the rabbit's eyes, blinding then I stomp on it's head and use all the superpowers I gained from the radiation that kehllz exposed me to to break out of the room, unfortunately, the effort is so great I lose my superpowers afterwards, so we won't be seeing them anymore TPUM will be crushed by a boulder, Indiana Jones style 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lielac Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 I run to the side and let the boulder pass. I get a sharp pencil dipped with curare and stab TPUM with it. :D Curare is a poison which is harmless when ingested, but when it gets into a cut it kills in seconds. Google it for proof if you need :D . Balance may be power, but chaos is still pretty damn fun.Canada can't be second rate, polar bears are their main mode of transportation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccannon Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 well... i dogde it slowly and trip back into it and die.... so i geuss my lifeless body falls on you face. beat that TPUM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lielac Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 I shove you off of me :P I knock TPUM unconscious and tie him/her to a train track. Balance may be power, but chaos is still pretty damn fun.Canada can't be second rate, polar bears are their main mode of transportation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccannon Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 well as the train appeals in my periphpral vision, i slowly move my wrist back and forth, slowly loosening the rope around my wrist. after a struggeling 30 second of that i have only moments to spare before the train comes to run over me. i get both my arms free and i quickly untie the rope around my feet and ankles, and moments before the train comes in a speedy explosion, i break free of my hopless prison and escape. TPUM goodluck on this.... i start drink hot coco and as soon as i see you walk past me i take my sppon and straw combo thing and throw it directly at you.... you fainly dodge and i run up while you were occupied and kick you in the genital area? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lielac Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 I'm a girl. I kick you back. I lock TPUM in a room with no door (that they can seee, it's only openable from the outside) with a tv that only shows Barney reruns. Nope, no pill :P you can kill yourself on the concrete walls, but no pill. Balance may be power, but chaos is still pretty damn fun.Canada can't be second rate, polar bears are their main mode of transportation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted January 16, 2009 Author Share Posted January 16, 2009 I use my powers of deduction to figure put where the door is (after a marathon Barney session of course :thumbsup: ) and rip the TV out of the wall and use it as a battering ram to knock the door down I put three live Tigers, a King Cobra, a coupl'a scorpions and six penguins into TPUM's room while they sleep 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lielac Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Awww, meanie :P Okay, let's see... I wake up, see the creatures, giggle because they're all squished together, then carefully head out my doorway, then RUN. Having my bed close to the doorway is ftw! I knock TPUM unconscious and inject them with a bit of curare. Balance may be power, but chaos is still pretty damn fun.Canada can't be second rate, polar bears are their main mode of transportation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted January 16, 2009 Author Share Posted January 16, 2009 Before you can knock me unconcious I kick the needle out of your hand, it goes flying into the air and lands in your eye TPUM will be beaten to death with an old bass guitar 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThruItAll Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Shame it's strings are tied to your trachea. TPUM will die from being Rent Victim #172. danke Schon Sam!^^"Blood runs thicker, oh were thick as thieves you know"-Carl Barât Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcingisbad Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Happens that I read an article about that Rent Scheme in the web and therefore I am aware of it. TPUM's arm falls off whilst attempting to chop [insert tree name here] and then bleeds to death. R.I.P. Neko :[5,445,898,965th to 99 WoodcuttingBlogs are dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted January 18, 2009 Author Share Posted January 18, 2009 I pick my arm up and use very thin strips of bark as thread, and a splinter as a needle and sew it back on, I'm that manly TPUM will be impaled on the horns of a rampaging bull, well one of the 18 rampaging bulls currently surrounding them 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 I'm Spanish. Matador! TPUM will be kidnapped from their residence in a carefully planned, multi-million dollar heist and locked in a coffin. Upon awakening, they believe they have been buried alive and, in panic, scrabble furiously at the coffin in a vain attempt to claw their way to the surface. But they are not underground. And the lid gives way fairly quickly.As they swing up the lid with a cry of relief and stand up, the lid pulls a string which sends a hundred morningstars swinging down upon them from every direction. And then the building they're in explodes with a 10 megaton bomb. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Just as the bomb explodes, I take my trust knife from my pocket. I carve out a piece of wall, and hurl at the bomb to absorb some of the shock. The remainder of the bomb's force shakes the walls of the building, but it remains upright. Several minutes later, TPUM feels the earth shaking as an earthquake starts due to the shock from the megaton bomb. The building they are in falls on them, and they are trapped under 20 feet of solid rock, but are still alive. The rest of the village is killed, and all entrances to the city are blocked, so no aid can get through. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 I get an adrenaline rush and fly out of the building. I don't remember my name or why I was where I was, but someone volunteers to bring me to the Cheyenne Social Club and I have no idea why I'd say no to that. TPUM is trying to rescue several people from another collapsed building, but a very obese man passes gas... and TPUM passes out. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Just as the bomb explodes, I take my trust knife from my pocket. I carve out a piece of wall, and hurl at the bomb to absorb some of the shock. The remainder of the bomb's force shakes the walls of the building, but it remains upright. And about the morningstars? Alright, I pass out. It's not like the building is still in the process of collapsing. Someone else just picks me up and takes me to safety. TPUm is shot in the head. With a rocket. I cba to be theatric this time. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted January 18, 2009 Author Share Posted January 18, 2009 unfortunately, the rocket doesn't explode, also it wasn't going very fast for some reason, so I just get a small bruise (sorry about that, it was either this or matrix style dodging, either way I lose points) TPUM is about to discover how that banana they made into a smoothie felt (I'm going to put them in a blender, in case your slow) 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Your big blender has only one setting: "off". TPUM is shot with a poison barb from a Brazilian tribal hunter, and then woozily clambers aboard a bus. The poison drives TPUM mad, causing them to kill the driver and drive the bus off of a cliff into an ocean made of tigers and infested with all-devouring crocodiles. Except the crocs don't eat tigers for some reason. But tigers still eat people. TPUM is eaten by no less than 15 different tigers/crocodiles, which then wander into an Afghani minefield and have their entire bodies, including the contents of their stomachs (consisting mainly of TPUM), obliterated. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killerbeer0 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 There are only Jaguars in Brazil, no tigers. TPUM is playing russian roulette with a M4, little do they know that an M4 automatically chambers a round. OH S***! He/she/it is back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted January 19, 2009 Author Share Posted January 19, 2009 There are only Jaguars in Brazil, no tigers. TPUM is playing russian roulette with a M4, little do they know that an M4 automatically chambers a round. He never said you were in Brazil, just that it was a Brazilian tribal hunter Because you just told me I now know that an M4 will automatically chamber a round, so I use the one shot to kill the guy I'm playing with and beat the guy guarding the door to death with the gun then run for it. TPUM will be the guy guarding the door in the above scenario 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxtrot17 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 You cant kill a Zombie; im already dead. TPUM has entered the event horizon of a 15 solar mass black hole, thus becoming spaghettified. remember, nothing can go faster than the speed of light, in vacuum of course. Veni, vidi, vici - Julius Caesar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killerbeer0 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 remember, nothing can go faster than the speed of light, in vacuum of course. Actually a point of light from a laser on a rapidly spinning platform will, at some distance away (barring the refraction and diffusion of the light contacting matter - so it was in a vacuum) from the platform, be travelling faster than the speed of light assuming the point of light was still visible at such (considerable) distance. This results form the fact that the farther from the point of rotation the higher the tangential velocity is. PWNED! The person under me died after bearing witness to the above epic win. OH S***! He/she/it is back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted January 21, 2009 Author Share Posted January 21, 2009 I'd hardly call it an epic win, since while your argument made you sound smart, you're still dead. So due to the lack of epicness (and to certain extent, the lack of win) I'm stil alive TPUM will get so addicted to a game that they forget to eat and die of starvation 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheefoo Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 I quickly gouge my eyes out before the addiction can take affect, then fling them at the next poster! They will fly into their mouth as they laugh at my pain, thus SUFFOCATING THEMMM. [spoiler=I LOVE MY STATION] 01001001001001110110110100100000010101000111011101100101011011000111011001100101001000000110000101101110011001000010000001110111011010000110000101110100001000000110100101110011001000000111010001101000011010010111001100111111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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