January 15, 200917 yr No, he's not an enigma, he's a plumber He's also an Itallian who went to great lengths and through many flippin castles just to save some chick who doesn't put out. So basically, he's a superhero. If you choose your beliefs/lifestyle simply based on what your parents want, then you are a weak minded individual and are not even worthy of calling yourself a person.
January 15, 200917 yr No, he's not an enigma, he's a plumber Or gay. I mean, really, if he goes to all those lengths to save a princess that gives him nothing, it could only be because she's his favorite gal-pal. You could argue that this isn't true because that would make most superheros gay, but just look at Spider-Man... Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
January 16, 200917 yr No, he's not an enigma, he's a plumber Or gay. I mean, really, if he goes to all those lengths to save a princess that gives him nothing, it could only be because she's his favorite gal-pal. You could argue that this isn't true because that would make most superheros gay, but just look at Spider-Man... Yeah, but Mario had a girlfriend in the original Donkey Kong. (I think her name was paula or paulene.)
January 16, 200917 yr No, he's not an enigma, he's a plumber Or gay. I mean, really, if he goes to all those lengths to save a princess that gives him nothing, it could only be because she's his favorite gal-pal. You could argue that this isn't true because that would make most superheros gay, but just look at Spider-Man... Yeah, but Mario had a girlfriend in the original Donkey Kong. (I think her name was paula or paulene.) She could have been a Trans...
January 17, 200917 yr sonic isn't really in the trash, the day sections of sonic unleashed was some of the best sonic gameplay ever. werehog needs to gtfo. I'm hoping sonic and the black knight will be a decent title. mario has appeared in almost all gaming genres, and having played mario and luigi:partners in time, the good mario party titles, and mario kart, I can safely say that he succeeds at most of them. I assume its just the fact that its great character design.
January 17, 200917 yr No, he's not an enigma, he's a plumber Or gay. I mean, really, if he goes to all those lengths to save a princess that gives him nothing, it could only be because she's his favorite gal-pal. You could argue that this isn't true because that would make most superheros gay, but just look at Spider-Man... Yeah, but Mario had a girlfriend in the original Donkey Kong. (I think her name was paula or paulene.) I think we've uncovered what the true mystery of Mario is, is he gay? 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"
January 17, 200917 yr No, he's not an enigma, he's a plumber Or gay. I mean, really, if he goes to all those lengths to save a princess that gives him nothing, it could only be because she's his favorite gal-pal. You could argue that this isn't true because that would make most superheros gay, but just look at Spider-Man... Yeah, but Mario had a girlfriend in the original Donkey Kong. (I think her name was paula or paulene.) She could have been a Trans... Or Marios' beard. You know, the girl a gay guy goes out with to make it looks like he's not gay. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
January 17, 200917 yr sonic isn't really in the trash, the day sections of sonic unleashed was some of the best sonic gameplay ever. werehog needs to gtfo. I've heard otherwise. Way too many traps that are essentially blind spots forcing you to memorize the game. Maybe it was ok, but certainly not up to the level of the older games. Not by a longshot. Sonic CD, Sonic 2 and Sonic Adventure are probably my 3 favorites.
January 18, 200917 yr The question is, would all the Mario games have the same charm and love that only Mario can give? Mr. Jones' Kart wouldn't work as well. It's just like at the movies, it's the stars that draw the crowd. But if that actor does repeatedly not-well, then they'll get a bad rep and people won't see that actor. I hope I got my message across as well as it made sense to me :P .....Obama Kart may work though...
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