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The idea is to bring someone from birth all the way to death, by giving a couple events per year that that person lives through. Pretty much anything can happen to him/her, as long is fits in with them. There should be at least 2 events of that person per year. They should be in the sequence that they happen that year. You could also create technologies or major events (start wars, exapnd life expecancy majorly, space travel, etc.). each person gets one year.

 

 

 

Ex. Year 2046

 

Person X Joins the army

 

Person X is wounded

 

Person X returns home, retires

 

 

 

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The Start

 

 

 

 

 

Year 2009

 

 

 

Theodore Indiana Phillip Inka-Thomson is born

 

He can read at 6 months

 

He is walking by one year

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By two years old he is doing drugs and drinking alcohol.

 

At two and a half he becomes addicted to cocaine.

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He gets back to having a normal life (at the age of four :lol: ).

 

And is given a special technology thing from the future, which is then sunk into his skin, rejecting anything addicting (by the way, that includes everything, even things like RuneScape).

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Then his city gets hit by a meteor. Which explodes. WHAT FUN.

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10 weeks later a fellow classmate shoots up the school and he gets a large belly wound.

 

 

 

This lad has led a very exciting life and he's not even 6 yet.

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Which shorts out the wall's wiring and burns the place down. He lived for 6 months on the streets alone. His ward died trying to put out the raging inferno with a deat cat.

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You guys want to ruin his life!

 

 

 

And then an old farmer finds him and adopts him.

 

 

 

In a matter of months the farmer had taught him math, litrature (sp?), some histroy, and farming.

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Age 7 he reenrolls in school.

 

 

 

However,the farmer is one of those stupid rednecks and he dun no nuthin bout no litter picture.

 

 

 

He drops out halfway through the year.

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A young teacher notices the kid's outstanding brain, and decides to give him private lessons for free.

 

 

 

He quickly catches up with everyone, and eventualy, at the age of 8, becomes the number 1 student in class (and to think 2 years ago he lived in Eygept).

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2 weeks later, de discovers that this teacher only did it for free to have sex with him. He becomes worldwide famous thanks to Chris Hansen, and now Phillip Inka-Thomson is officially a forced meme.

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Then he tries to commit suicide but just ends up breaking every bone in his body and being in a coma for 20 years.

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He gets captured by soldiers of the Milhouse nation (a new island country west of Australia) and he is taken prisioner. He is locked in a jail among many other people.

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One year later he escapes and finds he is the last man on the planet. :lol:

 

He proceeds to run around naked.

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Then they all get aids and die, except for him. But unfortunately he loses his male genitalia in a freak dancing accident.

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