dinoboy100 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 The idea is to bring someone from birth all the way to death, by giving a couple events per year that that person lives through. Pretty much anything can happen to him/her, as long is fits in with them. There should be at least 2 events of that person per year. They should be in the sequence that they happen that year. You could also create technologies or major events (start wars, exapnd life expecancy majorly, space travel, etc.). each person gets one year. Ex. Year 2046 Person X Joins the army Person X is wounded Person X returns home, retires Any other questions, just ask. The Start Year 2009 Theodore Indiana Phillip Inka-Thomson is born He can read at 6 months He is walking by one year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 By two years old he is doing drugs and drinking alcohol. At two and a half he becomes addicted to cocaine. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romy Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 At the age of three he joins an anonymous group that supports drug and alchohol addicts. Three months later he's clean, and swears he will never touch that crap again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris5000 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 3 months later he touches that crap again 1 day after, he Overdoses and is rushed to A&E Luck be a Lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romy Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 He gets back to having a normal life (at the age of four :lol: ). And is given a special technology thing from the future, which is then sunk into his skin, rejecting anything addicting (by the way, that includes everything, even things like RuneScape). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracomancer Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Then his city gets hit by a meteor. Which explodes. WHAT FUN. Current account: Dragonguy 87 Goals: Get members Get all skills 40+ Hehe, this is like Jagex telling half of Runescape players that they're [developmentally delayed]. Sort of. That's how I interpreted it. :P Runescape is why I support abortion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 He survives the blast while at pre-school. At the age of 5 a group of survivors take him to live in Egypt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romy Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 He then meets a nice Eygiptian girl, and falls inlove with her. 2 months later, they're together (yes! at the age of 5.5!). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J35u5_M4 Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Two months later he finds out that his love had to go to another place and left him alone in Egypt Then he travels to New York at the age of 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romy Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 A nice old lady finds him and signs him for the 1st grade. He had a very nice first day in school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 10 weeks later a fellow classmate shoots up the school and he gets a large belly wound. This lad has led a very exciting life and he's not even 6 yet. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romy Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 He then gets an A+ on his very first test. The old lady (his guardian) is so happy that she frames it and hangs it on the wall in the kitchen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Which shorts out the wall's wiring and burns the place down. He lived for 6 months on the streets alone. His ward died trying to put out the raging inferno with a deat cat. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romy Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 You guys want to ruin his life! And then an old farmer finds him and adopts him. In a matter of months the farmer had taught him math, litrature (sp?), some histroy, and farming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Age 7 he reenrolls in school. However,the farmer is one of those stupid rednecks and he dun no nuthin bout no litter picture. He drops out halfway through the year. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romy Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 A young teacher notices the kid's outstanding brain, and decides to give him private lessons for free. He quickly catches up with everyone, and eventualy, at the age of 8, becomes the number 1 student in class (and to think 2 years ago he lived in Eygept). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 2 weeks later, de discovers that this teacher only did it for free to have sex with him. He becomes worldwide famous thanks to Chris Hansen, and now Phillip Inka-Thomson is officially a forced meme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romy Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 He then becomes the most hated kid in school, for being so famous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Then he tries to commit suicide but just ends up breaking every bone in his body and being in a coma for 20 years. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Viola Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 20 years later, he wakes up and is enrolled in the army for WWIII. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 He gets captured by soldiers of the Milhouse nation (a new island country west of Australia) and he is taken prisioner. He is locked in a jail among many other people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 One year later he escapes and finds he is the last man on the planet. :lol: He proceeds to run around naked. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Viola Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Two weeks later, he discovers that his former lover from Egypt is alive and her best friend is, too. They repopulate the human race. *funky music* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Then they all get aids and die, except for him. But unfortunately he loses his male genitalia in a freak dancing accident. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Viola Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 He, now a she then tried to hang herself. But failed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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