The idea is to bring someone from birth all the way to death, by giving a couple events per year that that person lives through. Pretty much anything can happen to him/her, as long is fits in with them. There should be at least 2 events of that person per year. They should be in the sequence that they happen that year. You could also create technologies or major events (start wars, exapnd life expecancy majorly, space travel, etc.). each person gets one year.

 

 

 

Ex. Year 2046

 

Person X Joins the army

 

Person X is wounded

 

Person X returns home, retires

 

 

 

Any other questions, just ask.

 

 

 

The Start

 

 

 

 

 

Year 2009

 

 

 

Theodore Indiana Phillip Inka-Thomson is born

 

He can read at 6 months

 

He is walking by one year

By two years old he is doing drugs and drinking alcohol.

 

At two and a half he becomes addicted to cocaine.

At the age of three he joins an anonymous group that supports drug and alchohol addicts.

 

Three months later he's clean, and swears he will never touch that crap again.

3 months later he touches that crap again

 

1 day after, he Overdoses and is rushed to A&E

He gets back to having a normal life (at the age of four :lol: ).

 

And is given a special technology thing from the future, which is then sunk into his skin, rejecting anything addicting (by the way, that includes everything, even things like RuneScape).

Then his city gets hit by a meteor. Which explodes. WHAT FUN.

He survives the blast while at pre-school.

 

 

 

At the age of 5 a group of survivors take him to live in Egypt.

He then meets a nice Eygiptian girl, and falls inlove with her.

 

 

 

2 months later, they're together (yes! at the age of 5.5!).

Two months later he finds out that his love had to go to another place and left him alone in Egypt

 

 

 

Then he travels to New York at the age of 6

A nice old lady finds him and signs him for the 1st grade.

 

 

 

He had a very nice first day in school.

10 weeks later a fellow classmate shoots up the school and he gets a large belly wound.

 

 

 

This lad has led a very exciting life and he's not even 6 yet.

He then gets an A+ on his very first test.

 

 

 

The old lady (his guardian) is so happy that she frames it and hangs it on the wall in the kitchen.

Which shorts out the wall's wiring and burns the place down. He lived for 6 months on the streets alone. His ward died trying to put out the raging inferno with a deat cat.

You guys want to ruin his life!

 

 

 

And then an old farmer finds him and adopts him.

 

 

 

In a matter of months the farmer had taught him math, litrature (sp?), some histroy, and farming.

Age 7 he reenrolls in school.

 

 

 

However,the farmer is one of those stupid rednecks and he dun no nuthin bout no litter picture.

 

 

 

He drops out halfway through the year.

A young teacher notices the kid's outstanding brain, and decides to give him private lessons for free.

 

 

 

He quickly catches up with everyone, and eventualy, at the age of 8, becomes the number 1 student in class (and to think 2 years ago he lived in Eygept).

2 weeks later, de discovers that this teacher only did it for free to have sex with him. He becomes worldwide famous thanks to Chris Hansen, and now Phillip Inka-Thomson is officially a forced meme.

He then becomes the most hated kid in school, for being so famous.

Then he tries to commit suicide but just ends up breaking every bone in his body and being in a coma for 20 years.

20 years later, he wakes up and is enrolled in the army for WWIII.

He gets captured by soldiers of the Milhouse nation (a new island country west of Australia) and he is taken prisioner. He is locked in a jail among many other people.

One year later he escapes and finds he is the last man on the planet. :lol:

 

He proceeds to run around naked.

Two weeks later, he discovers that his former lover from Egypt is alive and her best friend is, too. They repopulate the human race. *funky music*

Then they all get aids and die, except for him. But unfortunately he loses his male genitalia in a freak dancing accident.

He, now a she then tried to hang herself.

 

 

 

But failed.