Crim_nimora Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 Back when I was drinking heavily, and after a long night. I saw my freind passed out when me and a few other guys where walking home. Anyways this one guy I knew said he would pay me $500 to take a leak on my freind. Being, wasted and knowing that he really would pay me, I did it... My freind wasn't that mad, and we're still freinds, but he made me give him half the money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalspider Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 i was laughing really hard with a few friends once and i accidently said cr4p a cabbage :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arteries Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 Funny as in funny-strange? :? I sniffed a squashed moth once... And this other time I licked glue... And I wrote and "L" on my forehead once and walked to the mall. The list goes on and I can't really be stuffed typing it all. 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RebelAssassin Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 i broke my ankle jumping off a shed once. which was nice www.PETAkillsanimals.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kielmccaul75 Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 i broke my ankle jumping off a shed once. which was nice We've all been there ;) Erm, I havn't done a real lot of funny stuff. If you find funny getting hurt then I once accidently pushed my friend off a trampoline mid bounce, he was okay but a bit p*ssed lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete_the_Viscous Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 i broke my ankle jumping off a shed once. which was nice (Was there an original copy of the bible there, too? -- if you out there don't get that, it's not worth going into) On topic, I'm just not funny; at least, not intentionally. deviantart account Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magekillr Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 um dunno if this is appropriate but... :lol: one time at a 7 day long boy scout camp (Goshen scout camps) i streaked through the camp...the entire camp while wearing a rubber jar jar binks mask from halloween :lol: they never caught me...soooo much adrenaline pumping as they chased me lol made it through the woods behind a dumpster 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAGE Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 We were sitting in my health class and it was so boring so my friend got his bannana out of his bag. We were pretending to throw it, then my friend looked up at the fan. Teacher walked out of the room, so I take the bannana. *Throws it up towards the fan* 3.... 2.... 1... Goes through the slow spinning fan without touching the blade and starts to come down at what it seemed the speed of light. *SPLAT* I was completely covered in bannana and everyone is laughing at me and the teacher walks in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hulk12 Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 I can say the funniest thing EVER was the only food fight I've ever been in. Nailed a few kids in the back with mashed potatoes :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willyhenriksen Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 i was gonna jump from an wall in a in door swimingpool when i suddenly hit a pipe with my head so i got a hole in my head. R.I.P. Shiva and Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crim_nimora Posted August 19, 2005 Author Share Posted August 19, 2005 Funny like "haha" I thought of a few more funny things that I've done "some of which I still do occasionaly" Biciclists are a serious problem where I live, every day I see at least 30 people in the middle of the road. And its not that I'm against biciclists in general, its just them. They refuse to let you pass, they feel that not only do they have as much right as you, but they get to decide that your going to be late too. Anyways me and a few freinds bought an old truck and supersoakers/paintball guns. Now me and these other guys lay in the back of the truck and wait for one that wont let us pass, then we nail em :) Also, I've burned down my garage, in highschool I did horrible yet hilarious things to freshmen (taped em to a toilet for instance). Also in highschool I organized the highschool prank with my german teacher, where we took every single chair/desk and glued them to the ceiling. keep the humor coming, its great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastortoise Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Well I go to a French school and I'm in a advanced English class so we were all done the last exam of the year exam an hour before the end of the timelimit. It was so boring and the teacher watching over us din't let us talk even though we were all done :cry: . And the period before that, my friend showed me my horoscope for the day and it said I was going to do something drastic. So, with that in mind, I took my dictionnary (soft coveR) and chuked it at the back of my friends head wich nailed him so hard his head slung over and his nose hit the desk. I know you think i'm a meen jerk, but before the exam we were playing football and he takled me for no reason. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knives669 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 I went to a hotel once with a group of my friends. This hotel had an indoor swimming pool, with a balcony overhead so people could stay in rooms over the pool. We had one of those rooms. I walked out onto the balcony and looked down to see the pool right below me, occupied by a bunch of kids who were obviously having some kind of party. One of my friends said, "I will pay you $20 if you jump off this balcony into that pool." A few of my other friends heard her and started just throwing money in. When they got to $60, I agreed to do it. I climbed up onto the rail and just jumped into the pool from the second floor. I guess that's about 20 feet down... and I made all the little kids freak out. Some parents scolded me/yelled at me and threatened to call the police. But, I got a nice rush... and $60. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assassin_696 Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 My friend and i were joking about sniffing pepper up our noses, and we both had our hands with pepper on near our noses, and then someone said something and we laughed so hard we kinda snorted the pepper... :shock: "Da mihi castitatem et continentam, sed noli modo" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusof666 Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 i got hit by a parked car and tripped over a cordless telephone :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 i got hit by a parked car and tripped over a cordless telephone :oops: Too old. -.- I've got a lot of funny stories, all in which me and my cousin have paticipated in. I can't really think of any good 'uns at the moment.. So.. //Mitch//Ape8191 New sig to come! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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