willyhenriksen Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 first its this site where you can see what some pretty carzy stuff gets on welsh and latin like: Latin Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. I have a catapult. Give me all your money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head. http://www.outercon.com/stupidphrase.html and we got funny quotes from real life: http://www.boardofwisdom.com/ Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and do us all a favor and jump off it. R.I.P. Shiva and Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AThousandLies Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 http://www.bash.org Best. Site. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightLite Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 www.bash.org Best. Site. Ever. you're sick http://www.albinoblacksheep.com sweetest site ever :) - Only character in Runescape History maxed out in RSC and RS2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weezcake Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 "All your base are belong to us." :D ==================================Retired tip.it moderator.Teaching and inspiring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AThousandLies Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 http://www.whyisthisnewz.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weezcake Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 If you're going to post a link to a site, at least post a funny quote/saying from it. :roll: ==================================Retired tip.it moderator.Teaching and inspiring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
____ Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Bash > * I'd post some quotes... but the best of them would kind of break half of TIF's rules regarding race, religion and like mature content :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AThousandLies Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Bash.org quotes? Very well ... #23396 +(19132)- [X] HEY EURAKARTE INSULT RETORT COUNTER-RETORT QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE [bleep] UP NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM RIPOSTE ADDON RIPOSTE COUNTER-RIPOSTE COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS #99060 +(15502)- [X] t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say... BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES BlackAdder> IN FACT BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT [bleep] *** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.* *** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( ) t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right CRCError> right heartless> Right. r3v> right #99835 +(9653)- [X] Hey, you know what sucks? vaccuums Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? black holes Hey, you know what just isn't cool? lava? #258908 +(7445)- [X] : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours. : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly. : Where u work? : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com *** Ben174 ([email protected]) Quit (Leaving) #104052 +(7111)- [X] lol I download something from Napster And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you" "getting my song back [bleep]er" Satisfied? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernHero Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Lol at that bash site. Gave me good laughts :) . Reality is hundreds of times more beautiful and more interesting than delusions. Fairy tales just tend to be easier to follow than the wonderful intricacies of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willyhenriksen Posted September 2, 2005 Author Share Posted September 2, 2005 wasnt this my thread for a little second? ok, all your tourists are belong to us! http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/tourist.php R.I.P. Shiva and Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
logic-is-overrated Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.I know this is your thread but his is pure genius. Nothing less, maybe more. This is the way the world ends. Look at this [bleep]ing shit we're in man. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. And with a whimper, I'm splitting, Jack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightLite Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 LOL @ editin on bash :lol: - Only character in Runescape History maxed out in RSC and RS2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
____ Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 *** Now talking in #12-15yrz Hi all!! Hi a/s/l? 53/m/CA I think ur in the rong place Oh no, I dont think I am... -!- Spudnewt [[email protected]] has joined #nanog These goddamn trolls interrupting my flow. These [racist term]s don't respek us with a +o. They gotta color spam and fake invite, bombing with asciis in yellow on white. [cabbage] yeah. it's bright, you 12 year old kiddie. You ain't got pubes and you ain't seen titty. I'll jupe your chans and ban your [wagon]. Don't message me with plz unban, your chance has passed! Other opers crappin up our relay net. Why haven't you delinked your 386 yet? ircd needs xeons and dual cpus. When it comes to irc hardware, you can't be a jew. [cabbage], nobody knows the trouble I've seen. On invites for websites with naked teens. Begs for ops and packet attacks. [cabbage] from users who use vi, not emacs. Another long day of patrolling the IRC. Eating my doritos, and having a jerk, I chat with TheWalrus and #nanog [bleep]s. All this [racist term]s do is complain "the lag it's-- bad, chat is slow, and we're getting harassed." [cabbage], trolls, this k-line is your last. Once more and it's "G" and you're gone for good. Banned from the internet chatting neighbourhood. It's lonely at the top. Just me and CHANFIX. Day in and day out. Banning trolls with my linux. We give safe harbor to chatters world wide. From pedophiles to hacker thieves. Yeah, I won't lie: IRC is a cesspool of e-misfits. EazyCheezes and bagel-cutters like that [racist term] BitS. But at least we're the best. Disagree and you're gone. BRB, mom just told me gotta mow the lawn. -!- Spudnewt [[email protected]] has left #nanog [] -!- mode/#nanog [+b spudnewt!*@*] by nar someone give that guy a record deal haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh What'd he say when he woke up this morning? uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you? holy [bleep]. i [bleep]ing hope im wrong about what im thinking right now im [bleep]ing going back to the beach to make sure if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep [cabbage]. quit: (DeadMansHand) wtf? pete came home last night you [bleep]. Ken's going to be worrying about this [cabbage] all day haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts join: (PeteRepeat) ([email protected]) [bleep]ing ken ken... that [bleep]er buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you. oh [bleep]. if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything. quit: (PeteRepeat) rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach. i can't beleive how perfect their timing was And then there are BloodNinja quotes :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sepiroth23 Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 Hahaha why didnt someone tell me about that bash site before... You cant repost half of them here, aka the harry potter one but this one was pretty decent Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me GarbageStan23: why? Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us. Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire! GarbageStan23: oh [cabbage]! Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire.... Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lionheart_0 Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 wasnt this my thread for a little second? ok, all your tourists are belong to us! http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/tourist.php :? the hell is that? Never seen it, and ive seen just about every flash on that site. Not a text thing (Ill post one later) But here is Bush's hotmail :lol: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/bushmail.html Oh oh oh! Found this one! OK here's one, when you load the chat box with vic you get to pick what shows as their name and your name. I ussually use default... FBIAgent982329: Logging ON FBIAgent982329: Please take your hand off the mouse and keyboard and do not shut off your computer. Suspect: What? Why? FBIAgent982329: We have found trace reports of you downloading from numerous child pornography websites. Suspect: Um, I don't know what your talking about. FBIAgent982329: Sir, just stay right their. You have been caught in a sting operation, just wait there, we have already sent out a unit to your address. (This is where I goto his nifty ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâéQuikken program where he has his address set to automatically print on envelopes, isn't it great =) FBIAgent982329: We are sending 2 (two) mobile units to this residence [####] Twin Oaks Drive Tacoma, Washington Suspect: I didn't buy anything though.. I just looked. FBIAgent982329: When you veiw a website you download the images for veiwing sir. Suspect: The website said all models were over 18. FBIAgent982329: Sir, we are referring to the files found in your Kazaa Shared Files folder. Not your internet cache. Suspect: That doesn't even tell me how old they are. FBIAgent982329: We are referring to the files "Kiddy pOrn [bleep] younger sister" "Preteen lolita [bleep] f***" and "Underage at nude camp" (The guy then trys to delete the files) FBIAgent982329: Sir please take your hand off of the mouse. And step away from the computer, they should be there any minute. When they get there you need to cooperate by opening the door and then follow the agents instructions. Suspect: OK Suspect: I need to call my lawyer first. FBIAgent982329: No sir, please leave your phone line clear. Suspect: If I don't answer I'm using the restroom. FBIAgent982329: OK The guy didn't say anything else and then about... 2 weeks later his computer shut off and it never logged onto the interenet since... =) He was [a] phyciatrist too... 8) owned! Sig by IkuraiYour Guide to Posting! Behave or I will send my Moose mounted Beaver launchers at you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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