Xio_Jennifer Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 Funny but how are any of them oxymorons? An oxymoron are words or phrases that contradict each other like 'Living Dead' or 'Ptretty Ugly' Now unless i missed sumat none of them contradict each other "Microsoft Works" :lol: Perfect :D Good one! Here's mine: Welcome to RuneScape! Lets me walk through walls. (A door somewhere, in the Sophanem Pyramid I think.) (Jennifer :wink:) Makes me walk through walls would be better though :lol:. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hydrite Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 I'll go look for some good examines later, but for now.. Welcome to Runescape. Short and magical, but still effective. Magic shortbow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkDude Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 Welcome to Runescape. Must have been laid by a huge bird. (big egg) Welcome to Runescape Now that's what I call slimline! (Corpse) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perakp Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 well i found some: Welcome to Runescape. An ugly, smelly creature (hobgoblin) (perakp) Welcome to Runescape. used for low lvl missile spells (chaos rune) (perakp) Welcome to Runescape. Looks slippery! (mossy rock) (perakp) Welcome to Runescape. Converts grass to beef. (cow) (perakp) Welcome to Runescape. I need to cook this first (raw beef) (perakp) These are great! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redserpent4 Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 Welcome to Runescape! this needs refining (ores such as mith and iron) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinosaurryu Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 Welcome to Runescape! Blocking my way back (Grill in Rouges Den) (dinosaur_ryu) Welcome to Runescape! Thats going to hurt if it hits me! (Pendulum in Rouges Den) (dinosaur_ryu) Welcome to Runescape! I'll never be able to dodge that! (Spinning blades in Rouges Den) (dinosaur_ryu) Yes, I have been trying for full rouges armour. :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balistix0 Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 Haha, #2 is funny :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don_Tino_Ome Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 welcome to Runescape makes you taller soemthing in varrock sewers near skeletons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
my_doggy Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 lol. these are pretty funny, keep em coming :D anyways. here is one welcome to runescape! ideal for putting things on (table) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urza1488 Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 Welcome to runescape! Look at all the pretty colors (cape) Urza. The One. The Legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sizzlorr1 Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 These rule guys! Welcome to Runescape! A home for frogs. (Waterlily) Welcome to Runescape! Ooohhh look at the pretty colours... (Team cape) Welcome to Runescape! Makes me feel like a Princess. (Tiara) Welcome to Runescape! Not suitable for archaeological digs. (Gardening Trowel) Welcome to Runescape! This used to belong to King Arthur. (Excalibur) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scimatarneed Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 not an examine but still welcome to runescape! oh dear you are dead! (logged in at steel drags with no armor) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheeseman Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Welcome to runescape! Hmm a non renewable energy source! (coal) (slice82) Ahrim has huge thighs?Lego's would be a nice addition to Construction. ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lionheart_0 Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 welcome to Runescape! I hope it dosen't stink! (Row boat) (Lionheart_0) Sig by IkuraiYour Guide to Posting! Behave or I will send my Moose mounted Beaver launchers at you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nhp_4_lyfe Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 Welcome to Runescape! (Lost Connection, Waiting to Re-establish) Nighthawkpro(level-126) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barking-Loon Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 Welcome to RuneScape. The vacuumed face of evil. (Dustdevils) A recent study shows that 92% of all teenagers have small purple pet elephants named Jack. Put this in your sig if you are one of the 8% who like to do the fandango on Wednesday afternoons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kwimbob Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 Lol! Some of those are really really funny! Thx for this... :) Combat 116+; Total 1900+; All Hard Tasks; (Nearly) All quest points; (Nearly) All skills 60+; An aquatic moose ninja.Currently: Using 63 hunter to get some of those "Chins", then I'm going to range stuff down. Interruptions of agility when I feel like it, as well.And lucky enough to get 4 Dragon and 6 Barrow Drops.[hide]Kwimbob now looks exactly like me in real life except for hair color. Yes, this means I look exactly like the protagonist of that certain anime that my second character, Faye_V is also named after. Yes, I bought a jacket that also looks like his. No in real life I don't have a slain bear to sling over my shoulders. Yes, I'm that skinny even if I no-life it for years in basements. No, I can't shoot a gun. Yes, I can win any other strategic video game you have never played - because I probably have, ahahaha. And yes, I also have brown eyes, yet one of my eyes looks different from the other. And yes, I'm completely oblivious to the [real] world around me as I constantly engineer new solutions to daily problems in my head. When I get hungry, all that isn't food can wait. When I'm sleepy - nothing is of any priority in front of sleep. But at any other time, I never slow down. Never give up. Never Surrender. Makes for a good life.[hide]YOU'RE GONNA CARRY THAT WEIGHT.- See You, Space Cowboy.[/hide][/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterxman Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 Welcome to Runescape! A magical force keeps you from moving away! (bind spell on you) Pixel sigs by me.Pixel Art Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strav Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 Welcome to Runescape! Big, red, and incredibly evil. (greaters) Welcome to Runescape! Oops! (or something like that...) (burnt bread) Acolyte of the OoC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urza1488 Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 Welcome to Runescape. The gate has been locked shut. Welcome to Runescape. I can play this with skill (organ). Welcome to Runescape. Danger! Welcome to Runescape. It's a Rune Platebody. :lol: Urza. The One. The Legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 Welcome to Runescape! You are stunned! This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pressline47 Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 welcome to runescape: small for a troll, but still mean and ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bourbons3 Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 Welcome to RuneScape! Annoying flappy thing (Giant Bat) Welcome to RuneScape! Stoney! (Rocks) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urza1488 Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 Welcome to Runescape! A powerful spell for good. (always a source for good bargains) Urza. The One. The Legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunshafted Posted September 25, 2005 Author Share Posted September 25, 2005 k, i added some more, thx guys! siggity siggity shwa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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