Last one to post wins

[The_Mather1]

I got the condoms from school so I dubt anyone would really care that I've got them.

I'm also (hopefully) getting a GF really soon.

 

Halo, I dubt I'll get laid within at least two or three years.

[SeanyTheSailor]

I got the condoms from school so I dubt anyone would really care that I've got them.

I'm also (hopefully) getting a GF really soon.

 

Halo, I dubt I'll get laid within at least two or three years.

No offense but I was gonna say, I don't think anybody on here NEEDS condoms atm...

[H2PM]

Funny, my friend said that too.

Used a condom he always kept in his wallet, and what do you know, it broke.

Oh man, he was freaking out for weeks, good thing the girl didn't get pregnant.

But still, his stupidity and reaction was just priceless.

 

Do note that he had that condom in his wallet for about 3 years.

[The_Mather1]

Not at the moment, could have if I wasn't picky.

[SeanyTheSailor]

Not at the moment, could have if I wasn't picky.

I possibly could have, but later I discovered that chick was definitely not something I'd want to admit I "did it" with. Not really a [garden tool], but just weird as hell.

 

However there is possible light on the horizon, as is evidenced by my bet with halo.

[silver_wits]

I got the condoms from school so I dubt anyone would really care that I've got them.

I'm also (hopefully) getting a GF really soon.

 

Halo, I dubt I'll get laid within at least two or three years.

No offense but I was gonna say, I don't think anybody on here NEEDS condoms atm...

 

:ohnoes:

 

anyways.. @mather

1.when you get a gf [if you ever do] she wouldn't be immediately interested in servicing your little guy.... unless she has looser morals than normal girls... which you'd have to have something for that type of girl to want... so you don't actually need condoms.

2. condoms deteriorate after a while. especially when kept in a heated area. they're best kept in a cool place. your wallet that you put close to your body in your pants pocket actually gets rather warm.

3. at the same time don't keep your condoms in the fridge.

4. its a fact that guys aren't good at "lasting long" for their first time. it might even be over before it even begins.. if you know what I mean... or it might get limp.

 

@321 lots of people need condoms.. they make great waterballoons...

[H2PM]

Also, I just now saw that manga edit, Wits.

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[SeanyTheSailor]

@321 lots of people need condoms.. they make great waterballoons...

People on here, for their intended purpose.-

[silver_wits]

how Death deals with the love from The Mather1

 

 

[H2PM]

Careful, Tyler is going to have a fit.

[silver_wits]

@321 lots of people need condoms.. they make great waterballoons...

People on here, for their intended purpose.-

 

:ohnoes:

[silver_wits]

lol...

 

anyone interested in the artwork for that manga....

 

here's a slightly nsfw link

 

http://beta.mangafox.com/manga/oni_ni_hatsujou/v01/c002/6.html

 

not my fault if after reading the manga you want to bleach your eyes out.... nope. not my fault at all..

[SeanyTheSailor]

i want to burn my eyes out without having read it.

[H2PM]

"So the moral here is that, all of this was Wit's fault. "

[SeanyTheSailor]

Halo i have the perfect idea.

 

Things we need.

 

Helicopter

Plane tickets to japan

Lots and lots of thermite. (We can make this)

 

We fly to Japan, make a poopload of thermite, fly it to the top of a manga/anime production building, light it, ????, profit, victory over manga/animes

[H2PM]

Halo i have the perfect idea.

 

Things we need.

 

Helicopter

Plane tickets to japan

Lots and lots of thermite. (We can make this)

 

We fly to Japan, make a poopload of thermite, fly it to the top of a manga/anime production building, light it, ????, profit, victory over manga/animes

[SeanyTheSailor]

Since many buildings in japan are skyscrapers, if we get enough thermite, and light it at the top, it may burn down far enough to compromise the structural integrity of the building, and they can NEVER USE IT AGAIN

[silver_wits]

http://beta.mangafox.com/manga/mr_fredward_s_duck/v01/c001/13.html

[The_Mather1]

anyways.. @mather

1.when you get a gf [if you ever do] she wouldn't be immediately interested in servicing your little guy.... unless she has looser morals than normal girls... which you'd have to have something for that type of girl to want... so you don't actually need condoms.

2. condoms deteriorate after a while. especially when kept in a heated area. they're best kept in a cool place. your wallet that you put close to your body in your pants pocket actually gets rather warm.

3. at the same time don't keep your condoms in the fridge.

4. its a fact that guys aren't good at "lasting long" for their first time. it might even be over before it even begins.. if you know what I mean... or it might get limp.

1. I know, I'm not stupid. Anyways she's 1.5 years younger than me and "illegal".

2. That's why they have date stamps, and I don't really have my wallet with me except when I'm taking the bike or going somewhere I might buy something.

3. Why would I?

4. I know, though I've practiced a lot if you get my drift... and it getting limp won't be a problem, I can barely get it down at times.

 

Lol, the comic on the top of this page reminded me of when my cusin kneed me in the balls a few days ago... luckily he's only four and did it on accident.

[silver_wits]

anyways.. @mather

1.when you get a gf [if you ever do] she wouldn't be immediately interested in servicing your little guy.... unless she has looser morals than normal girls... which you'd have to have something for that type of girl to want... so you don't actually need condoms.

2. condoms deteriorate after a while. especially when kept in a heated area. they're best kept in a cool place. your wallet that you put close to your body in your pants pocket actually gets rather warm.

3. at the same time don't keep your condoms in the fridge.

4. its a fact that guys aren't good at "lasting long" for their first time. it might even be over before it even begins.. if you know what I mean... or it might get limp.

1. I know, I'm not stupid. Anyways she's 1.5 years younger than me and "illegal".

2. That's why they have date stamps, and I don't really have my wallet with me except when I'm taking the bike or going somewhere I might buy something.

3. Why would I?

4. I know, though I've practiced a lot if you get my drift... and it getting limp won't be a problem, I can barely get it down at times.

 

guys also have something called "failure to perform" muahahhahaaahaa... I mean hahhaa....

[SeanyTheSailor]

anyways.. @mather

1.when you get a gf [if you ever do] she wouldn't be immediately interested in servicing your little guy.... unless she has looser morals than normal girls... which you'd have to have something for that type of girl to want... so you don't actually need condoms.

2. condoms deteriorate after a while. especially when kept in a heated area. they're best kept in a cool place. your wallet that you put close to your body in your pants pocket actually gets rather warm.

3. at the same time don't keep your condoms in the fridge.

4. its a fact that guys aren't good at "lasting long" for their first time. it might even be over before it even begins.. if you know what I mean... or it might get limp.

1. I know, I'm not stupid. Anyways she's 1.5 years younger than me and "illegal".

2. That's why they have date stamps, and I don't really have my wallet with me except when I'm taking the bike or going somewhere I might buy something.

3. Why would I?

4. I know, though I've practiced a lot if you get my drift... and it getting limp won't be a problem, I can barely get it down at times.

I've heard (obviously no personal confirmation) that "Rosy Palmer" is different than the real hing and the real thing takes longer to finish.

 

Also you know what I hate? When you're wearing jeans that are a bit too small and you get a hard on, and your little guy is trying to go somewhere and it hurts cuz he can't. also when they stick to your leg. both are a huge annoyance.

[The_Mather1]

^That's why I wear baggies... well, that and the pockets.

 

I believe you're talking about 50-60 years in the future Silver.

[Pepsiguy]

i come on to see this.........what the hell.

oh and

 

[bleep]i ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the computer is finaly be in my room, now i just need to get a laptop, and 2 ethernet

 

cables, and possibly online for my 360.

 

then i shall be megadesk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[silver_wits]

anyways.. @mather

1.when you get a gf [if you ever do] she wouldn't be immediately interested in servicing your little guy.... unless she has looser morals than normal girls... which you'd have to have something for that type of girl to want... so you don't actually need condoms.

2. condoms deteriorate after a while. especially when kept in a heated area. they're best kept in a cool place. your wallet that you put close to your body in your pants pocket actually gets rather warm.

3. at the same time don't keep your condoms in the fridge.

4. its a fact that guys aren't good at "lasting long" for their first time. it might even be over before it even begins.. if you know what I mean... or it might get limp.

1. I know, I'm not stupid. Anyways she's 1.5 years younger than me and "illegal".

2. That's why they have date stamps, and I don't really have my wallet with me except when I'm taking the bike or going somewhere I might buy something.

3. Why would I?

4. I know, though I've practiced a lot if you get my drift... and it getting limp won't be a problem, I can barely get it down at times.

I've heard (obviously no personal confirmation) that "Rosy Palmer" is different than the real hing and the real thing takes longer to finish.

 

Also you know what I hate? When you're wearing jeans that are a bit too small and you get a hard on, and your little guy is trying to go somewhere and it hurts cuz he can't. also when they stick to your leg. both are a huge annoyance.

 

:shock: I want to say "pics or it never happened" so bad...

 

but I won't....

[H2PM]

anyways.. @mather

1.when you get a gf [if you ever do] she wouldn't be immediately interested in servicing your little guy.... unless she has looser morals than normal girls... which you'd have to have something for that type of girl to want... so you don't actually need condoms.

2. condoms deteriorate after a while. especially when kept in a heated area. they're best kept in a cool place. your wallet that you put close to your body in your pants pocket actually gets rather warm.

3. at the same time don't keep your condoms in the fridge.

4. its a fact that guys aren't good at "lasting long" for their first time. it might even be over before it even begins.. if you know what I mean... or it might get limp.

1. I know, I'm not stupid. Anyways she's 1.5 years younger than me and "illegal".

2. That's why they have date stamps, and I don't really have my wallet with me except when I'm taking the bike or going somewhere I might buy something.

3. Why would I?

4. I know, though I've practiced a lot if you get my drift... and it getting limp won't be a problem, I can barely get it down at times.

I've heard (obviously no personal confirmation) that "Rosy Palmer" is different than the real hing and the real thing takes longer to finish.

 

Also you know what I hate? When you're wearing jeans that are a bit too small and you get a hard on, and your little guy is trying to go somewhere and it hurts cuz he can't. also when they stick to your leg. both are a huge annoyance.

 

:shock: I want to say "pics or it never happened" so bad...

 

but I won't....

Why...

Thats a universal thing that all men hate/ go through...