Also you know what I hate? When you're wearing jeans that are a bit too small and you get a hard on, and your little guy is trying to go somewhere and it hurts cuz he can't. also when they stick to your leg. both are a huge annoyance.

ya, that thing, a random hmhmhhm pisses me off, even worse in school cuase you cant openly move it and you have to move around

anyways.. @mather

1.when you get a gf [if you ever do] she wouldn't be immediately interested in servicing your little guy.... unless she has looser morals than normal girls... which you'd have to have something for that type of girl to want... so you don't actually need condoms.

2. condoms deteriorate after a while. especially when kept in a heated area. they're best kept in a cool place. your wallet that you put close to your body in your pants pocket actually gets rather warm.

3. at the same time don't keep your condoms in the fridge.

4. its a fact that guys aren't good at "lasting long" for their first time. it might even be over before it even begins.. if you know what I mean... or it might get limp.

1. I know, I'm not stupid. Anyways she's 1.5 years younger than me and "illegal".

2. That's why they have date stamps, and I don't really have my wallet with me except when I'm taking the bike or going somewhere I might buy something.

3. Why would I?

4. I know, though I've practiced a lot if you get my drift... and it getting limp won't be a problem, I can barely get it down at times.

 

guys also have something called "failure to perform" muahahhahaaahaa... I mean hahhaa....

 

I don't know about you guys, especially 321ownage, but I never fail to perform.

Good morning to you too

i sorta get it, but doesnt seem as funny to me as someone else or you

My problem is I have little time for the opposite sex...

Ok, can we stop the conversation about condoms?

 

This is awkward. None of you are getting laid any time in the near future. Get over it.

I can get laid anytime I want.... <3: I just gotta lower my standards a little.

Ok, can we stop the conversation about condoms?

 

This is awkward. None of you are getting laid any time in the near future. Get over it.

Its awkward because you make it so.

 

Also I sense who mad.

 

Who mad?

Who mad.

 

Edit: There are several "less than respectable ladies" who live in my sister's dorm who have expressed interest. But at the moment that's below my standards.

[hide] I finally have a reason to use this [/hide]

Ok, can we stop the conversation about condoms?

 

This is awkward. None of you are getting laid any time in the near future. Get over it.

Define near future.

Ok, can we stop the conversation about condoms?

 

This is awkward. None of you are getting laid any time in the near future. Get over it.

Define near future.

 

for you... probably 3 years.

I need to get laid in less than a year, I go to boot camp on 8/9/11, and I am NOT gonna risk my life without having done the horizontal bop.

Hmm. :-|

Maybe...

I need to get laid in less than a year, I go to boot camp on 8/9/11, and I am NOT gonna risk my life without having done the horizontal bop.

 

find the nearest warm body.

 

also... remember you can do it with a guy.

 

manly love builds trust... which is good when risking your life.

Near future:

 

Anytime before you realize that girls don't want to get with you to get you in them unless they're [bleep]s.

ALSO 321'S MOM BROWSES THIS THREAD.. RIGHT? :ohnoes:

In that case I accept your challange, that gives me ~20 years to get laid, if I get the career I want then ~30.

I need to get laid in less than a year, I go to boot camp on 8/9/11, and I am NOT gonna risk my life without having done the horizontal bop.

also... remember you can do it with a guy.

 

manly love builds trust... which is good when risking your life.

they have a dont ask dont tell policy

I need to get laid in less than a year, I go to boot camp on 8/9/11, and I am NOT gonna risk my life without having done the horizontal bop.

 

find the nearest warm body.

 

also... remember you can do it with a guy.

 

manly love builds trust... which is good when risking your life.

No. Besides no relationship compares to the one between soldiers who have been through combat together. This has been investigated.

 

More importantly, I don't like other men sexually. Though emotionally they are 6754347895634567 times better.

Alright Mather. Soon as you get laid by someone who's NOT a [bleep], let me know.

 

Anyway, I'm done here. This is annoying.

Near future:

 

Anytime before you realize that girls don't want to get with you to get you in them unless they're [bleep]s.

Who is DEFINITELY mad/ jealous. You guys know I wasn't making up that date right. I fully expect to lose my bet with halo, but like I said, I'm not going to war a virgin.

<_< SO WHEN ARE YOU GETTING LAID WHO?

Alright Mather. Soon as you get laid by someone who's NOT a [bleep], let me know.

 

Anyway, I'm done here. This is annoying.

are you getting grossed out by the sexual discussions in this thread?

Alright Mather. Soon as you get laid by someone who's NOT a [bleep], let me know.

 

Anyway, I'm done here. This is annoying.

Sure, I'll try to remember it.