Im doing it.

HORNEY MONKEY

I lasted 27 hours without getting a boner, personal record!

bah, not that you fools.

 

Im trying something, but my account got locked for 14 minuets.

 

 

Edit: These troll accounts do have some use after all.

I always wanted to hire a hooker to clean my room.... <_<

You know something i kinda want to do? Hire a hooker, then just take her out for like a nice evening. Then drop them off at a hotel with a day reservation. They'd be like, wait, what.

 

Edit: Take used to be tackle, lol mis-click on auto correct.

lol,ask her if she wants to go ball room dancing

Like if i had a bunch on money I'd go like above and beyond. Buy like a really fancy dress, fancy restaurant, limo, expensive wines, then when I left her at the hotel give her like a bag of contraceptives or some [cabbage], and just be like, "Have a nice day.".

You know something i kinda want to do? Hire a hooker, then just take her out for like a nice evening. Then drop them off at a hotel with a day reservation. They'd be like, wait, what.

 

Edit: Take used to be tackle, lol mis-click on auto correct.

lol,ask her if she wants to go ball room dancing

Like if i had a bunch on money I'd go like above and beyond. Buy like a really fancy dress, fancy restaurant, limo, expensive wines, then when I left her at the hotel give her like a bag of contraceptives or some [cabbage], and just be like, "Have a nice day.".

her mind would be blown and confused for the rest of her life

it's a good idea..

You know something i kinda want to do? Hire a hooker, then just take her out for like a nice evening. Then drop them off at a hotel with a day reservation. They'd be like, wait, what.

 

Edit: Take used to be tackle, lol mis-click on auto correct.

lol,ask her if she wants to go ball room dancing

Like if i had a bunch on money I'd go like above and beyond. Buy like a really fancy dress, fancy restaurant, limo, expensive wines, then when I left her at the hotel give her like a bag of contraceptives or some [cabbage], and just be like, "Have a nice day.".

her mind would be blown and confused for the rest of her life

Lol I know rite? I mean every day these women are treated like trash, and granted some of them or maybe all of them are. But I mean, smiling at someone can brighten their day, some random guy hiring you for sex then taking you out for an awesome day? I think that could make your couple of years.

You know something i kinda want to do? Hire a hooker, then just take her out for like a nice evening. Then drop them off at a hotel with a day reservation. They'd be like, wait, what.

 

Edit: Take used to be tackle, lol mis-click on auto correct.

lol,ask her if she wants to go ball room dancing

Like if i had a bunch on money I'd go like above and beyond. Buy like a really fancy dress, fancy restaurant, limo, expensive wines, then when I left her at the hotel give her like a bag of contraceptives or some [cabbage], and just be like, "Have a nice day.".

her mind would be blown and confused for the rest of her life

Lol I know rite? I mean every day these women are treated like trash, and granted some of them or maybe all of them are. But I mean, smiling at someone can brighten their day, some random guy hiring you for sex then taking you out for an awesome day? I think that could make your couple of years.

maybe even change her life.

 

welp i shall brb, gunna move the comp nao

You know something i kinda want to do? Hire a hooker, then just take her out for like a nice evening. Then drop them off at a hotel with a day reservation. They'd be like, wait, what.

 

Edit: Take used to be tackle, lol mis-click on auto correct.

lol,ask her if she wants to go ball room dancing

Like if i had a bunch on money I'd go like above and beyond. Buy like a really fancy dress, fancy restaurant, limo, expensive wines, then when I left her at the hotel give her like a bag of contraceptives or some [cabbage], and just be like, "Have a nice day.".

her mind would be blown and confused for the rest of her life

Lol I know rite? I mean every day these women are treated like trash, and granted some of them or maybe all of them are. But I mean, smiling at someone can brighten their day, some random guy hiring you for sex then taking you out for an awesome day? I think that could make your couple of years.

 

you'd be in serious trouble if she was... devoted to her job.. and took pride in her job... and was intent on actually doing her job instead of slacking off at work...

 

ie you'd get raped.

Well I thought I knew my password.

You know something i kinda want to do? Hire a hooker, then just take her out for like a nice evening. Then drop them off at a hotel with a day reservation. They'd be like, wait, what.

 

Edit: Take used to be tackle, lol mis-click on auto correct.

lol,ask her if she wants to go ball room dancing

Like if i had a bunch on money I'd go like above and beyond. Buy like a really fancy dress, fancy restaurant, limo, expensive wines, then when I left her at the hotel give her like a bag of contraceptives or some [cabbage], and just be like, "Have a nice day.".

her mind would be blown and confused for the rest of her life

Lol I know rite? I mean every day these women are treated like trash, and granted some of them or maybe all of them are. But I mean, smiling at someone can brighten their day, some random guy hiring you for sex then taking you out for an awesome day? I think that could make your couple of years.

 

you'd be in serious trouble if she was... devoted to her job.. and took pride in her job... and was intent on actually doing her job instead of slacking off at work...

 

ie you'd get raped.

I'm pretty sure if you took a hooker out for a fancy date, they'd wait to get in your pants, and if you kept putting it off, and being tricky, you could "dump" them before they could get in. Not to mention, after the dinner, the art museum, maybe the opera, and a cocktail party, i think they'd just be like, hey... I'm gonna milk this. So whenever you drop them off they might be like, "oh hey you wanna do the nasty?" I'd put on my sunglasses, say "Nope." roll up the Limo window and drive away.

Nah.

This is something...

Different.

Operation Happy Hooker:

Phase 1 (Preperation)

1. Get Monies

2. Get materials (Dress, tickets to opera, limo, tuxedo, contraceptives, more?)

3. Meet rich people for cocktail party

4. Find suitable hooker

Phase 2 (The "Hook")

1. Hire hooker for a day.

2. Begin day of fun, yet classy activities

3. If necessary ignore/ divert hooker's sexual advances.

4. End day of fun.

5. Leave hooker with materials to improve her work.

Phase 3 (Follow-up?)

1. Continue to monitor hooker

A. She stays a hooker, oh well you gave her stuff to make her job nicer

B. She changes her life and tries to get a better/ more legitimate job.

2. A. No further action

B. Further assistance, such as; DAT COLLEGE MONIES, DEM TOYS FOR DA KIDS etc.

Phase 4 (Profit)

1. ????????

Hello anonymous user. Do you approve of Operation Happy Hooker?

Yes.

And then, suddenly, the thread stops.

Indeed, AND WHO IS THAT ANONYMOUS USER?! POST DAMN YOU!

Its Tyler I bet you.

Come on Tyler, we're done talking about sex.

Its Tyler I bet you.

Come on Tyler, we're done talking about sex.

Operation Happy Hooker must have put him put him off his postitite.

God dammit, the 2,000th page is nearing up on us too quickly. I dont know if Im going to be able to finish the project in time.

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Hey Ownage...

Its just me and you here...

Anything gay and you'll be the only one here.