they practice it to keep the population down. as land space is limited.

@ownage the world is over-populated. and i've heard of at least one mountain village that practices polygamy where the woman has multiple husbands. it's a matriarchial society (spelling)

1 mountain village.

When I was a young child, whenever we'd be learning letters and animals, we'd get an animal whose name started with the same letter as our names. I always got elephant. Size wise, this definitely isn't appropriate. Memory wise, however, it makes a whole lot of sense.

@ownage the world is over-populated. and i've heard of at least one mountain village that practices polygamy where the woman has multiple husbands. it's a matriarchial society (spelling)

1 mountain village.

Yeah, I hear there are mountain villages that do nasty things to their goats, too. Doesn't mean the whole world should.

 

Edit: Multiple interpretations of this sentence are possible. YOU KNOW WHAT I ACTUALLY MEANT, THOUGH...

for some odd reason, i don't ever meet any decent (with job and home; ie able to support himself) rl guy that likes playing the same types of games i do.

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i didn't start talking till i was four.. but.. i talked better than all the kids my age.

 

i've been a slow learner i guess.

Polygamy = multiple wives

Poly = many

Gam = woman

the last guy i dated, well i somehow ended up paying for all our dates and i didn't enjoy my time spent with him. when he was talking anyways.

 

i figure the next guy i go out with, will be someone who is cute and smart enough to talk about stuff i like, and who can talk about stuff i'm interested in.

polygamy means multiple partners.

 

monogamy means a single partner.

 

it's why you can describe your relationship with your jealous future husband as a committed, monogamous relationship

the last guy i dated, well i somehow ended up paying for all our dates and i didn't enjoy my time spent with him. when he was talking anyways.

 

i figure the next guy i go out with, will be someone who is cute and smart enough to talk about stuff i like, and who can talk about stuff i'm interested in.

The main problem I see with your love life strategy is this.

 

 

 

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^what you want to put in what you expect "him" to put in^

 

 

Though make no mistake, a guy who doesn't pay for dates is a [cabbage]ty date.

I've never been on a date.

well if he wants i'll work hard and be his dream girl and put stuff in him. but he has to put stuff in me! or else he's useless as a boyfriend.

I've been on one, I think it went fairly well, but I felt awkward.

 

I did pay.

so when are you guys gonna talk about something different

idk. probably shortly after I leave which is in a few minutes.

I just officially "went to bed", which means I turned all the lights off in the house and brought Carlos mi gatito to bed

@fluffy kissing is nice... and its a bit easy to lose your cool and agree to do stuff you wouldn't want to do.

 

basically its like hanging out with a friend, cept you get to kiss him/her.

 

if your date is someone you barely know, there's awkardness, and stuff.. as if you like each other as friends and your parents gave you tickets to go see a movie alone together.

 

its only awkard if you make it so. keep topics like /b/ and gaming out of the conversation unless he brings it up. then wait for him to talk etc.

 

you'll want to kiss him, hopefully, so you'll be awkard and embarrassing and you'll mess up. or he will

 

and that's it.

@fluffy kissing is nice... and its a bit easy to lose your cool and agree to do stuff you wouldn't want to do.

 

basically its like hanging out with a friend, cept you get to kiss him/her.

 

if your date is someone you barely know, there's awkardness, and stuff.. as if you like each other as friends and your parents gave you tickets to go see a movie alone together.

 

its only awkard if you make it so. keep topics like /b/ and gaming out of the conversation unless he brings it up. then wait for him to talk etc.

 

you'll want to kiss him, hopefully, so you'll be awkard and embarrassing and you'll mess up. or he will

 

and that's it.

Where did that come from.

I've kissed a guy, don't worry

 

Actually that might be cause for worry but the situation was.. Comical? No, wrong word, cliche? No I don't know. It's kind of funny

your true love said she never dated before.

i'm outta here

I've been literally nowhere with a girl.

 

Like not even holding hands.

 

I just took a girl out to dinner once. ._.

Yeah no dates, just a dark basement. That night I learned three things.

 

1. I suck at pool.

2. Cyndi DEFINITELY wasn't asleep.

3. Austin has a big tongue and is a [bleep].

i always am able to keep control of my emotions and feelings. then i kissed a guy and let his hands wander cause it felt good.

 

never thoughti i could get like that.