yea ive been doing homework and talking to pepsigirl

feels good man

Who is David?

SHOULD I KNOW HIM!?

idk who that is either

 

well i'll retell my day because it was pretty good (as far as school days go). It was a block day today so we only had 3 periods; 1st 3rd and 5th, which for me are English, Band, and P.E. In English me and my friend got paired up randomly and we made a back-and-forth dialogue for this book we're reading. it is chock full of gay sex and incest innuendo. i seriously think we're going to get in trouble, but we'll see. In band we got to take both 1st and 2nd lunch so that was sweet. oh and at school today was the blood drive so my friend who actually donated blood took hostess cupcakes from the thing and gave it to me even though i didn't donate any blood at all. aaaand me and my "group" in P.E. had to present a game that we made up to the class, but everyone in our P.E. class was either super high or foreign so nobody paid attention anyways but we got full credit because our black P.E. teacher felt sorry for us.

 

and i realized you can buy things online with a debit card.

 

SUCCESS

I want someone to buy me a Fruit Ninja T-shirt.

Jesus this thread moves too fast for my aged eyes.

My friend is in this program next year, Women in Science and Engineering Technology. At her school the program's acronym is WET. So she's in the WET dorms. We went to town on that one, all the wet girls bonding, you may have wet your pants, caution wet floor, etc. And they do a wet T-shirt contest to come up with their wet shirts for all dem wet girls in the wet dorms to wear while they're being wet and whatnot and talking to other wet girls. I don't even remember what all we said, it was a big pile of wet innuendos.

 

this thread is full of virgins. they'll never understand what's funny.

ya i dont get it wats funny about wet?????

Just got back from practice and went with my mom to pick a prescription, the one pharmacist was pretty hot.

what kind of prescription?

Some migrane thingy or something.

 

I don't celebrate Hash Wednesday.

The people who celebrated senior skip day aren't in any of my classes really, as in not the same classes as me, understand.

Today was your senior skip day? Your school must be full of pot heads.

Nah they don't organize it so people decided it's part of 4/20, so basically people in regular classes skipped and my classes had full attendance because I'm in nerd classes mostly.

Its usually the 100 and your grad yearth day.

 

So for us it was the 111th day.

Yeah around here people just combined it with 4/20 I guess. If we were smaller and a closer class it'd probably be better organized and actually fun with more people doing it, but it's not. 340ish of us can't work together to agree on an event for everyone.

My surgeon told me not to smoke for a week after the surgery. It hasn't been a week. Sorry doc.

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also this

 

 

and with that i go

I'm basically a pure child on so many levels.

I'll corrupt you on at least one level.

I don't even swear. I mean, I use the synonyms of prostitute beginning with w and s, but those are just funny words.

I saw somebody wearing a shirt today that said ".2 :)" and I just made the connection

<br />I'm basically a pure child on so many levels.<br />

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i always had a preference to skillers over pures.

Mine!

My surgeon told me not to smoke for a week after the surgery. It hasn't been a week. Sorry doc.

 

You can really [bleep] up your stitches if you suck on something too hard

But my tongue has made contact with another, so that's alright I guess, that's more than some people can say.

When I was about 7 or 8, I asked my friend if I could taste his tongue. It wan't very good