Awwwww they fixed that thing where if u google image'd "fat Argentinian girls" it said, "Did you mean:hot Argentinian girls?" I was gonna show Napalm in case he hadn't seen before :(

 

Editl: Kinda works if you use "argentine" instead. It says "Showing results for hot argentine girls".

 

Works for me.

 

 

@ Halo: If you're gonna eat only 2 meals a day, then it's best to eat many fruits in between. Preferably 2, maybe 3.

But then you have put up with PoorLepRecon being in the same team as you. Horrible stuff, really.

 

 

You get along fine enough. :twisted:

That's because I have you on ignore :shades:

 

I wonder if you can ignore a mod... I'm going to check that now.

 

 

 

 

 

Haha! Jimmy's a liar! You can't ignore mods.

I took a nap from 5:20 to 6:20. I was woken up by my dog barking because Timmy was in the freaking well AGAIN. Jeevus Timmy, stop falling in the well!

But then you have put up with PoorLepRecon being in the same team as you. Horrible stuff, really.

 

 

You get along fine enough. :twisted:

That's because I have you on ignore :shades:

 

I wonder if you can ignore a mod... I'm going to check that now.

 

 

 

 

 

Haha! Jimmy's a liar! You can't ignore mods.

 

It's true, I lied :(

It's true, I lied :(

 

QFT

 

 

Saving this for later.

 

 

 

Oh wait he can edit my QFT's if he wants too....

:arrow:

That's a pretty cool trick.

Are you a wizard.jpg

Did you do a backflip?

You're a wizard, Harry.

You're a wizard, Harry.

Yo momma's a wizard.

:arrow:

:arrow:

Take your birth date. Add it by 12.

No good movies were made that year.

 

1990 + 12 = 2002.

 

Halo's logic fails

 

I'm pretty sure Pursuit of Happiness was at least based on a real story, were it not it would be significantly less good.

 

I also liked Seven Pounds.

 

And to think at one point I didn't like Will Smith at all because (inb4majorrage) I didn't like Fresh Prince of Bel-Air at all.

 

The Hollywood Version:

Chris Gardner is a hard-working man with a pain-in-the-ass wife and an adorable little son boasting one of the greatest afros we've ever seen on a child. All Gardner wants to do is make enough of a living to provide for his son.

 

Through what we assume is black magic, he solves a Rubik's Cube in record time, wowing an employee at Dean Witter and he apparently passes the only test needed to qualify a man to become a stock broker. He toils for months, sleeping in subways and churches with his son at his side, but in the end it all pays off when he claims the one and only opening at Dean Witter, crying tears of joy and getting jiggy wit it in the streets of San Francisco.

 

In reality ...

Gardner did get a chance to show his stuff in the Dean Witter training program (though we're sad to report his acceptance had nothing to do with solving a colorful puzzle game). But, as the more honest book version points out, he apparently wasn't quite the father the film made him out to be.

 

First, he was so focused on getting a job and earning his first million that, well, he actually didn't even know where the hell his son was for the first four months of the program.

 

Chris, Jr. was apparently living at this point in time with his mother, Jackie. Did we mention that the boy had been conceived when Gardner was still married to another woman?

 

In addition, instead of being arrested just before his big interview due to parking tickets ... well, it seems that Chris was actually arrested after Jackie accused him of domestic violence.

 

Don't get us wrong, Chris did indeed get his life turned around after landing the job as a broker. There were just some things in Gardner's past that they couldn't quite bring themselves to have Will Smith do on screen. Like selling drugs (as Gardner admits he did briefly), or doing cocaine with his mistress, with little doses of PCP and a hearty helping of Mary Jane tossed in for good measure.

 

Adulterous sex? Cocaine? Neglecting your child for months at a time? It says something about the man that he didn't drop the pursuit, despite having pretty much found happyness already.

 

 

Dey be trollin. Badly.

 

Guys.

Here's a little discussion value for tonight.

Does a rational person get offended by jokes?

 

No. The words of others should never really upset you. Its not as if it matters what anyone thinks. Their opinion means nothing.

 

Is anybody else getting an ad where it's just the name of the town you live in typed in black text with a transparent background? It's kind of creepy

 

step 1: http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/new/

step 2: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/adblock-plus/

Napalm, I eat two clementines with my breakfast. So I guess I'm covered.

LOL Pyscho thinks Star Wars Attack of the Clones was a good movie!

HAHAHAHAHA!! Holy [cabbage], I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl.

 

I'm pretty sure Pursuit of Happiness was at least based on a real story, were it not it would be significantly less good.

 

I also liked Seven Pounds.

 

And to think at one point I didn't like Will Smith at all because (inb4majorrage) I didn't like Fresh Prince of Bel-Air at all.

All the stuff psycho said

Well, [cabbage]. Still liked the movie though.

 

Edit: Forgive my horrible memory but i think Episode 2 was the one with the fight of the volcanic planet? If not regardless, I remember the movie was quite meh, the fight scene was epic.

Oh, hey. Firefox 4 is almost as fast as Chrome.

 

The ads still show up, though. I dunno what's going on

 

According to Halo, there is no such thing as a good movie

 

Two spaces between lines

But trolling is when you make them mad...

The rash is mostly gone. Well, the itchy part anyway. My skin is still tinted red. I don't know what that's all about

Do any of you do the crabwalk air hump dance?

Apologies, that was directed at halo. And abc, did you subscribe to the filter? If not, go to tools -> adblock plus preferences -> filters -> add filter subscription -> easy list USA

Do any of you do the crabwalk air hump dance?

I do the wheelchair. I can also do a pretty good impression of Dr. Zoidberg scuttling away, but i admit my whooping isn't quite where I want it to be.