Sup playas?

Hi 32--- HE'S BACK@

You bet your [bleep] i am.

SEANY@!IQP#(URA SIDVANSDIFGHARF

Calm your [lady lumps] halo!

ok

This was a manly weekend.

Mel Gibson is starring in a movie called The Beaver.

So you going to tell us Seany or are you pulling the old "What's the matter, oh I dont want to talk about it" facebook status thing?

@halo bestfriend did that once, she fb chatted me "don't even ask about my night!" ... 20 minutes later she tells me to come spend the night with her and as soon as I get there she's crying in my arms, girls are predictable.

Hmm.

Women.

 

Well, I'm gonna head to bed. Night.

@halo: no, but I did want to make you ask. trollface.jpg

 

Well I went to my brothers on friday which largely just consisted of watching doctor who and vidya games. so on Saturday we played vidya games and more doctor who until around 6:30 until we decided to walk from his house in the boonies into town for icecream. So we scrounged up 2.85 in change and walked several miles into town arriving at our destination just before 8. We took 2 dimes from the take a penny leave a penny thing and bought 4 baby dishes. We then met up with one of his lady friends walked to her house, by which time it was dark, so we walked back through the boonies in the dark, with an led light and a laser pointer to light our way. We get back to the house probably around 11 and find my step brother having a bonfire with some friends. So we ambushed them from some nearby trees. We all decide to go sleep up on the ridge that night so we get blankets and sleeping bags and all kinds of [cabbage], pile into a truck, with my half and step brother in the bed, covered with a canvas top thingy. Im in the cab with my bro's friends on each side and his girlfriend sitting on my lap. i didn't pop a boner, probably largely because the road was bumpy as [cabbage]. So we get up there, make a fire and decide we want big ass logs. So we take the axe we brought and like real [bleep]ing men, chop down this tree that had partly fallen over. We decided we didn't want to chop it up further and so we turn in into a bench. Well we're decently hungry about now, so we make a smoker out of live twigs and cook some sausage on that, [cabbage] was delicious. So A while ago we had tossed an axe head from a previous excursion into the bottom of the fire, we dig it out now with a shovel, and it's red hot. So we set it on the side of the fire ring and whip out the bacon. We then proceed to cook bacon on a hot-as-[bleep] axe head and eat it, it was manly as [bleep]. Also we didn't have proper cooking utensils so we really just used our fingers. So after a short game of "[bleep] one, Marry one, Kill one" we go to bed, sleep under the stars and watnot. Wake up the next morning and go home. We decide we are hungry again and decide to go to Dennys, so now we all pile into my step-bro's car, once more with his gf on my lap. I order a manly-as-[cabbage] Meat Lovers scramble, which is bacon bits and ham and sausage mixed in with eggs. So then we go home and played more vidya games until about 845 at which time i came home to my house and showed up here.

1. how many bros you got?

2. what kind of trusting bro lets his gf into your lap?

Reality is a [bleep] and regret is a bastard. :mellow:

1. how many bros you got?

2. what kind of trusting bro lets his gf into your lap?

1. 1 half bro 2 step bros and 1 full sister.

2. originally she was gonna sit on his for the ride up, but then he volunteered to lay in the bed of the truck. Also it's not like i was groping her the whole time, i think the only time I intentionally touched/grabbed her was when we went around a sharp turn and she was kinda falling into the driver.

tbh, because i'm such a prude, i always offered to let the guy sit in my lap...

oddly enough, i don't mind heavy weights on my thighs... but they get a seat elsewhere...

well /fg/ it is my time to sleep.

Night. Wish I could say the same, but I'm gonna pull an all nighter to finish the homework I procastinated.

 

Good thing that Wednesday is a holiday here.

So little post.

 

What happened?

I'm still awake at 2:20 AM

So I'll just spam. Friday night I went to a religious elementary school play concert thingy, after running errands with the friendly and having McDonald's of course.

It was about Noah's Ark, it was cute. And me and friendly sat in the front row with the obnoxious director ladies, taking pictures of friendly's cousins. One of them got bashful when waved at and the other didn't look like he was having fun at all.

Afterwards, we socialized, made fun of her aunt, and left to take her great-grandma home. Her grandma said something about us having conversations with friend driving and me in the backseat just as "Backseat" came on da iPod.