Also, on Saturday I slapped a 9 year old in the arm, apparently leaving a nice red mark. I told her if she hit me again I'd get her back; her dad's rule is that if someone hits you, you can hit them back twice as hard. I typically don't do anything to the 9 year old, but I wasn't in the greatest mood and I had warned her. After I got up to hit her, she ran into the bathroom and I called her a [kitty], which highly amused my friend because that word really isn't part of my vocabulary. After I got the 9 yr old back, she spat on me and threatened to throw a toy train car thing at me (one big enough to ride on, it was a struggle for her to hold it over her head). We were laughing at her and she ran outside crying to her dad, telling him that I threatened her with the train, she didn't spit on me, I called her dumb, blah blah blah lies an inserting words into my mouth. It was great. I didn't get in any trouble, brat deserved it.

 

going hulk mode

Oh, and the 9 year old also said her brother's girlfriend is pregnant. This turned out to be hilarious. My friend texted her to say she needed to slap the 9 year old for saying it, and the girlfriend said the 9 year old said it because it was true - awkward. Friend and the girlfriend talked for about 45 minutes about it, and how they'd do lunch and talk about it, blah blah blah, until girlfriend said "by the way I've been fuxking with you the whole time, I'm not pregnant and won't be until after I'm married for sure," which made friend FREAK out. Last night girlfriend asked me if I'd heard about her pregnancy, I laughed so hard.

What other random stories... Oh, I got hit in the head really hard with a Wii remote, that was so pleasant. I was laying on the couch watching friend play Wii, when she jerked the remote because she didn't react in time on her game. Wii remote, meet head. It's alright though, she was laughing so hard she cried so she cried morethan me.

I haven't played the Wii in forever.

Scale model of minecraft bed (1 block=1 pixel) Represents the greatness of Naps.

 

The trophy reading "HALO" on the adjacent scale wooden cube is a testament to halo's greatness.

Looking good so far Seany. :thumbup:

 

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, so I won't be around for a while. Catch you guys on the flip side.

:cry:

I hate when my stomach decides it wants to misbehave.

lol im goonstalf funny cat pix lol porngrind im so edgy

lol im goonstalf funny cat pix lol porngrind im so edgy

Get Out. i don't even care if you're trolling. Get the [bleep] out.

trolled as [bleep]

Just leave Pie.

oh man i better watch out seany and halo are mad as [bleep]

Just leave Pie.

I don't care if you want to talk about how the Holocaust was the greatest thing to happen ever, Goon is legend.

"Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML"

 

-a guy on FML from Illinois

 

Opinions?

Just leave Pie.

I don't care if you want to talk about how the Holocaust was the greatest thing to happen ever, Goon is legend.

wat?

"Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML"

 

-a guy on FML from Illinois

 

Opinions?

Sounds like Tyler is visiting his brother in Chicago again.

im gonna eat so much birthday cake today i will [cabbage] my pants with blood and wipe it on halos face

Um.

What.

sorry typo

There's a bunch of girls commenting on that FML saying the girls are [bleep] with no self respect, makes me laugh.

okay

Im burning the bed and wood block. what build next

Another monument to me.

mw2 got boring

 

i need a new game. i should probably beat alan wake. i also bought soul caliber 4 a while ago but its not enjoyable to me. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM hm

oh yeah i have morrowind on here. i'll see if i can actually start that and not get too confused