Pepsiguy Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Also, on Saturday I slapped a 9 year old in the arm, apparently leaving a nice red mark. I told her if she hit me again I'd get her back; her dad's rule is that if someone hits you, you can hit them back twice as hard. I typically don't do anything to the 9 year old, but I wasn't in the greatest mood and I had warned her. After I got up to hit her, she ran into the bathroom and I called her a [kitty], which highly amused my friend because that word really isn't part of my vocabulary. After I got the 9 yr old back, she spat on me and threatened to throw a toy train car thing at me (one big enough to ride on, it was a struggle for her to hold it over her head). We were laughing at her and she ran outside crying to her dad, telling him that I threatened her with the train, she didn't spit on me, I called her dumb, blah blah blah lies an inserting words into my mouth. It was great. I didn't get in any trouble, brat deserved it. going hulk mode The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Oh, and the 9 year old also said her brother's girlfriend is pregnant. This turned out to be hilarious. My friend texted her to say she needed to slap the 9 year old for saying it, and the girlfriend said the 9 year old said it because it was true - awkward. Friend and the girlfriend talked for about 45 minutes about it, and how they'd do lunch and talk about it, blah blah blah, until girlfriend said "by the way I've been fuxking with you the whole time, I'm not pregnant and won't be until after I'm married for sure," which made friend FREAK out. Last night girlfriend asked me if I'd heard about her pregnancy, I laughed so hard. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 What other random stories... Oh, I got hit in the head really hard with a Wii remote, that was so pleasant. I was laying on the couch watching friend play Wii, when she jerked the remote because she didn't react in time on her game. Wii remote, meet head. It's alright though, she was laughing so hard she cried so she cried morethan me. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 I haven't played the Wii in forever. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Scale model of minecraft bed (1 block=1 pixel) Represents the greatness of Naps. The trophy reading "HALO" on the adjacent scale wooden cube is a testament to halo's greatness. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Looking good so far Seany. :thumbup: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, so I won't be around for a while. Catch you guys on the flip side. :cry: "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 I hate when my stomach decides it wants to misbehave. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 lol im goonstalf funny cat pix lol porngrind im so edgy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 lol im goonstalf funny cat pix lol porngrind im so edgyGet Out. i don't even care if you're trolling. Get the [bleep] out. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 trolled as [bleep] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Just leave Pie. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 oh man i better watch out seany and halo are mad as [bleep] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Just leave Pie.I don't care if you want to talk about how the Holocaust was the greatest thing to happen ever, Goon is legend. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 "Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML" -a guy on FML from Illinois Opinions? /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Just leave Pie.I don't care if you want to talk about how the Holocaust was the greatest thing to happen ever, Goon is legend.wat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 "Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML" -a guy on FML from Illinois Opinions?Sounds like Tyler is visiting his brother in Chicago again. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 im gonna eat so much birthday cake today i will [cabbage] my pants with blood and wipe it on halos face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Um.What. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 sorry typo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 There's a bunch of girls commenting on that FML saying the girls are [bleep] with no self respect, makes me laugh. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 okay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Im burning the bed and wood block. what build next God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Another monument to me. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 mw2 got boring i need a new game. i should probably beat alan wake. i also bought soul caliber 4 a while ago but its not enjoyable to me. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM hm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 oh yeah i have morrowind on here. i'll see if i can actually start that and not get too confused Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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