I don't drink pop.

 

Hmm, I should get out of bed for a while before bed.

Heh. Pop.

I'm quite glad Zoe doesn't drink my grandfather.

 

That would be awkward.

Seany wants you to stay in bed though.

My pop had no legs. He was a pretty cool guy.

How'd he lose them?

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Horrible lifestyle which lead to some disease (Gangrene? Not sure) that required them to be cut off.

Ate an entire pizza, now onto a pie. I'm a fatty.

Don't make me cut off your legs!

D: I like my legs!

 

You are my father, my grandfather on my dad's side had no legs, therefore, your dad had no legs.

Huh. You'd think that's something I would have noticed.

I guess you're just not very observant.

D: I like my legs!

 

You are my father, my grandfather on my dad's side had no legs, therefore, your dad had no legs.

 

So what does that make us??

I had not showered for the past two days. I have just taken a no-holds-barred Super Shower and now smell like a god. Discuss.

 

Also, i feel kind of like zoe.

You shouldn't smell good from a shower, unless you used one of those girly soaps, or body fragance.

 

Or maybe the smell of a god is the lack of smell in itself.

 

Is this discussion good enough for you?

Twould seem napalm has never used Old Spice body wash.

 

Napalm, Y U NO SMELL LIKE A GOD?!?!?

I still have a lil' bit of Old Spice deodorant left. I should finish it, and smell like a man for a bit.

Twould seem napalm has never used Old Spice body wash.

 

Napalm, Y U NO SMELL LIKE A GOD?!?!?

 

 

Smell like a God, sire?

 

But I'm just a commoner towl folk, sire, we don't be allowed to take fancy showers in here.

Twould seem napalm has never used Old Spice body wash.

 

Napalm, Y U NO SMELL LIKE A GOD?!?!?

 

 

Smell like a God, sire?

 

But I'm just a commoner towl folk, sire, we don't be allowed to take fancy showers in here.

Bull [cabbage]. I don't care if you don't have our fancy-fan-dangled products. I will stalk the [cabbage] out of you and send you a goddamn bottle of Old Spice. Every decent man under the sun deserves the hygienic masterpiece that is Old Spice body wash.

We don't have Old Spice over here. We do have Axe, but it's innexcusable to use that past 16, and that's pushing it.

 

I have been using some colbert Noir deodorant lately, though. It's nice.

Noir is a cool word.

Don't have Old Spice? Blasphemy!

So you've never seen

So you've never seen

 

 

Yeah, I had seen them. You know a publicity is effective when people all over the world know your product without having ever seen it. They are quite cool, too.