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Today begins Operation: Get Napalm Some Old Spice.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Objective 1: Acquire napalm's address (note: "Argentina" doesn't cut it)

Objective 2: Make sure we're not breaking any laws by shipping a harmless fluid across international borders

Objective 3: Send Napalm some Old Spice

Objective 4: Make sure Napalm receives, and properly uses aforementioned Old Spice

Objective 5: Celebratory posting.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Objective 1: Acquire napalm's address (note: "Argentina" doesn't cut it)

Objective 2: Make sure we're not breaking any laws by shipping a harmless fluid across international borders

Objective 3: Send Napalm some Old Spice

Objective 4: Make sure Napalm receives, and properly uses aforementioned Old Spice

Objective 5: Celebratory posting.

He's got a marker on the TIF map, although idk how close he put it to his actual house.

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Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.

I am Monk's [bleep]

 

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TIF map?

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Capital Federal, Argentina.

 

Humboldt, 2448, 4th floor, B appartment.

 

I just saved you guys some stalking.

 

And I actually marked my building in the Tif map.

 

Now the only worry would be the shipping expenses, and wether it's even legal to ship that.

 

But until then,

 

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This is all a trick so you can't back down. All your spice are belong to me.

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I'm not seeing anything that says it would be illegal, a bit more checking couldn't hurt though.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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*couple days later*

*napalm checks mail*

*LOADS OF OLD SPICE AND ALL THIS OTHER [cabbage]*

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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http://fastpack.posterous.com/10-items-you-didnt-know-were-illegal-to-mail

 

This says soap is illegal to mail... But it's not REALLY soap...

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Does Old Spice qualify as any of these? I underlined some that could be:

 

 

 

Coins; banknotes; currency notes; securities payable to bearer; travelers checks; platinum, gold, and silver; precious stones; jewelry; and other valuable articles except in insured Priority Mail International.

Furs and skins of chinchillas and vicunas.

Radioactive materials.

Radio and television receivers, phonographs and combinations.

Ready-made clothes and fabrics unless they are typical family presents and have no commercial value.

Perishable infectious biological substances.

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Well it might turn into diamonds...

 

But otherwise no. Now to figure out how much it would cost to send this to napalm...

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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It seems it would cost about 15 dollars to make Napalm smell like a man, man.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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I think that's just the shipping rate. You have to add the price of the wash itself onto that. Which is about ~3 dollars?

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Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.

I am Monk's [bleep]

 

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Oh no, that's just to send it to you. The old spice itself probably didn't cost that much. Tbh idk cuz i just tell my mom I need it.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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I was just gonna send him a spare bottle I had... but if you're gonna get into it...

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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