Today begins Operation: Get Napalm Some Old Spice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpUrz9RvuPk&feature=relmfu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLTIowBF0kE&feature=related

Today begins Operation: Get Napalm Some Old Spice.

 

I will be awaiting the spice, then.

 

Hell, I'll ship you some.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7e_igiPIUI&feature=relmfu

Objective 1: Acquire napalm's address (note: "Argentina" doesn't cut it)

Objective 2: Make sure we're not breaking any laws by shipping a harmless fluid across international borders

Objective 3: Send Napalm some Old Spice

Objective 4: Make sure Napalm receives, and properly uses aforementioned Old Spice

Objective 5: Celebratory posting.

Objective 1: Acquire napalm's address (note: "Argentina" doesn't cut it)

Objective 2: Make sure we're not breaking any laws by shipping a harmless fluid across international borders

Objective 3: Send Napalm some Old Spice

Objective 4: Make sure Napalm receives, and properly uses aforementioned Old Spice

Objective 5: Celebratory posting.

He's got a marker on the TIF map, although idk how close he put it to his actual house.

TIF map?

Capital Federal, Argentina.

 

Humboldt, 2448, 4th floor, B appartment.

 

I just saved you guys some stalking.

 

And I actually marked my building in the Tif map.

 

Now the only worry would be the shipping expenses, and wether it's even legal to ship that.

 

But until then,

 

 

 

This is all a trick so you can't back down. All your spice are belong to me.

I'm not seeing anything that says it would be illegal, a bit more checking couldn't hurt though.

*couple days later*

*napalm checks mail*

*LOADS OF OLD SPICE AND ALL THIS OTHER [cabbage]*

http://fastpack.posterous.com/10-items-you-didnt-know-were-illegal-to-mail

 

This says soap is illegal to mail... But it's not REALLY soap...

Does Old Spice qualify as any of these? I underlined some that could be:

 

 

 

Coins; banknotes; currency notes; securities payable to bearer; travelers checks; platinum, gold, and silver; precious stones; jewelry; and other valuable articles except in insured Priority Mail International.

Furs and skins of chinchillas and vicunas.

Radioactive materials.

Radio and television receivers, phonographs and combinations.

Ready-made clothes and fabrics unless they are typical family presents and have no commercial value.

Perishable infectious biological substances.

Well it might turn into diamonds...

 

But otherwise no. Now to figure out how much it would cost to send this to napalm...

Too much testosterone

It seems it would cost about 15 dollars to make Napalm smell like a man, man.

Ugh. I really should study.

My face when I get to hear what Pepsi actually sounds like for the first time and he sounds like a Mexican.

Meow

It seems it would cost about 15 dollars to make Napalm smell like a man, man.

 

 

[bleep]ing fragances, Y U NO CHEAPER??

I think that's just the shipping rate. You have to add the price of the wash itself onto that. Which is about ~3 dollars?

Oh no, that's just to send it to you. The old spice itself probably didn't cost that much. Tbh idk cuz i just tell my mom I need it.

Now, time for you to choose a fragrance.

I was just gonna send him a spare bottle I had... but if you're gonna get into it...