No, I just meant if you plan on killing your family.

 

[hide=Why I Love Omegle]You're talking to a random stranger.

 

You: Heeey

Stranger: whats the diff between a elephant and a blade of grass

You: Dunno?

Stranger: wow your stupid

You: Lol I thought you had some sort of witty joke

You: I almost gave a smartass response, if that's what you were looking for

Stranger: lol nah

You: That's an interesting greeting here

Stranger: i went throu like 20 or more people and i Finley found you

You: Oh nobody else said anything back?

Stranger: they just disconnected

Stranger: lol

You: Yeeeeah I suppose they care more about [bleep] than blades of grass or elephanta

Stranger: lol yup

You: So what brings you here?

Stranger: your mom

You: Oh brother

Stranger: lol

You: Bahaha I made a punny

Stranger: @@@@@@@@@@@?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!

You: Hmmm?

You: Once I had a conversation with so

You: Someone here

You: And he sent some weird smiley face after everything I said

You: Then I gave him my email address to my spam account and he emailed me daily for three months, lol

Stranger: lol

Stranger: nice

Stranger: jk

You: Tell me something about yourself

Stranger: well i have a 10in [bleep]

You: Do you type with that or your hands?

You: It's a lot faster with fingers

Stranger: both

You: Oh are you one of those people who uses his [rooster] to hit the spacebar?

Stranger: yes

You: I've always been jealous of men with that ability

Stranger: yes yes i know

You: I can't seem to grow a penis though

You: No matter how much fertilizer I use

Stranger: lol how long is yours

You: It doesn't exist.

Stranger: owwwwww how old are you

You: 18

Stranger: yup i was like that then i turned 20 and i got a 10in one

Stranger: just a late Bloomer thats all

You: Ahh yes

Stranger: yup

Stranger: the ladys like it thats for shur

You: Yeah I don't see myself ever growing one

Stranger: you will dont worry

You: I'd be worried if I did

Stranger: lol y

You: Girls usually don't have penises as far as I know

Stranger: um

You: Lol!

You: I'm glad your comfortable enough with your masculinity to talk about your [rooster] with someone you think is male

Stranger: i thot i was talking to a guy ummm

You: I guess my hints and feminine tendencies were too subtle

You: That or you've had a few

Stranger: well, [cabbage]

You: I'm laughing about it

You: You're probably sufficiently ashamed or something

Stranger: well im going to kill my self by jumping out a window he jumps and falls 3feet [cabbage]

You: Oh don't do that

You: I was amused

You: Once you missed the first hint I ran with it

Stranger: first hint hang on

You: Lol

Stranger: well, [cabbage] im stupid

You: We all have our moments

You: It's not like you asked asl and then still got confused like this

You: This isn't video chat, I could have still been pretending to be a dude

Stranger: buy im gunny go jack off now

You: Lol okay don't get it on the keyboard

The Stranger has disconnected.[/hide]

What a gentleman.

 

Anyhow, 122 squats, foo!

You are quite the charmer aren't you Emily?

I only have Chem tomorrow at school. Huzzah.

I also only have chem.

You are quite the charmer aren't you Emily?

 

Yes, but stop calling me Emily, silly.

Monk, should I tell him?

I think you should.

What's going on?

Oh you didn't know?

Killer's a girl.

What a twist!

Yes that, but basically something happened to your real parents. We're not sure. One night on one of our doorsteps came you as a baby. We adopted you ever since. Thanks to the miracles of modern day medicine you were able to grow up to the age you are now within a matter of days.

 

/FG/ is your family. We are your parents.

That would be one weird kid.

We're not quite sure who's the mother, but we're certain that the father is either Halo or Monk.

What a twist!

Indeed, sir.

I should download all of Phineas and Ferb.

 

I did quite enjoy that show when I watched it of a morning out of boredom.

But Halo is not a man.

 

Halo is a woman.

 

MY woman.

I should download all of Phineas and Ferb.

 

I did quite enjoy that show when I watched it of a morning out of boredom.

 

Yeah, it reminds me a lot of how cartoons used to be. Compared to all of that Hannah Montana [cabbage].

I was totally going to post that gif... GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

Anyways, going into Ellsworth again today. Gonna get more supplies for school and what not.

Your mind is a comfy place.

So...Uhhh...My laptop won't turn off when I try to shut it down.

Try jumping on it a few times?