blaah Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 No, I just meant if you plan on killing your family. [hide=Why I Love Omegle]You're talking to a random stranger. You: HeeeyStranger: whats the diff between a elephant and a blade of grassYou: Dunno?Stranger: wow your stupid You: Lol I thought you had some sort of witty jokeYou: I almost gave a smartass response, if that's what you were looking for Stranger: lol nahYou: That's an interesting greeting hereStranger: i went throu like 20 or more people and i Finley found youYou: Oh nobody else said anything back?Stranger: they just disconnectedStranger: lolYou: Yeeeeah I suppose they care more about [bleep] than blades of grass or elephantaStranger: lol yupYou: So what brings you here?Stranger: your momYou: Oh brotherStranger: lolYou: Bahaha I made a punnyStranger: @@@@@@@@@@@?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!You: Hmmm?You: Once I had a conversation with soYou: Someone hereYou: And he sent some weird smiley face after everything I saidYou: Then I gave him my email address to my spam account and he emailed me daily for three months, lolStranger: lolStranger: niceStranger: jkYou: Tell me something about yourselfStranger: well i have a 10in [bleep]You: Do you type with that or your hands?You: It's a lot faster with fingers Stranger: bothYou: Oh are you one of those people who uses his [rooster] to hit the spacebar?Stranger: yesYou: I've always been jealous of men with that abilityStranger: yes yes i knowYou: I can't seem to grow a penis thoughYou: No matter how much fertilizer I useStranger: lol how long is yoursYou: It doesn't exist.Stranger: owwwwww how old are youYou: 18Stranger: yup i was like that then i turned 20 and i got a 10in oneStranger: just a late Bloomer thats allYou: Ahh yesStranger: yupStranger: the ladys like it thats for shurYou: Yeah I don't see myself ever growing oneStranger: you will dont worryYou: I'd be worried if I didStranger: lol yYou: Girls usually don't have penises as far as I knowStranger: umYou: Lol!You: I'm glad your comfortable enough with your masculinity to talk about your [rooster] with someone you think is maleStranger: i thot i was talking to a guy ummmYou: I guess my hints and feminine tendencies were too subtleYou: That or you've had a fewStranger: well, [cabbage]You: I'm laughing about itYou: You're probably sufficiently ashamed or somethingStranger: well im going to kill my self by jumping out a window he jumps and falls 3feet [cabbage]You: Oh don't do thatYou: I was amused You: Once you missed the first hint I ran with itStranger: first hint hang onYou: LolStranger: well, [cabbage] im stupid You: We all have our momentsYou: It's not like you asked asl and then still got confused like thisYou: This isn't video chat, I could have still been pretending to be a dudeStranger: buy im gunny go jack off nowYou: Lol okay don't get it on the keyboardThe Stranger has disconnected.[/hide] /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 What a gentleman. Anyhow, 122 squats, foo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 You are quite the charmer aren't you Emily? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 I only have Chem tomorrow at school. Huzzah. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 I also only have chem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 You are quite the charmer aren't you Emily? Yes, but stop calling me Emily, silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Monk, should I tell him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 I think you should. [spoiler=Quotes]Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.I am Monk's [bleep] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 What's going on? #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Oh you didn't know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Killer's a girl. [spoiler=Quotes]Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.I am Monk's [bleep] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 What a twist! #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Yes that, but basically something happened to your real parents. We're not sure. One night on one of our doorsteps came you as a baby. We adopted you ever since. Thanks to the miracles of modern day medicine you were able to grow up to the age you are now within a matter of days. /FG/ is your family. We are your parents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 That would be one weird kid. [spoiler=Quotes]Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.I am Monk's [bleep] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 We're not quite sure who's the mother, but we're certain that the father is either Halo or Monk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 What a twist! #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Indeed, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 I should download all of Phineas and Ferb. I did quite enjoy that show when I watched it of a morning out of boredom. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 But Halo is not a man. Halo is a woman. MY woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 I should download all of Phineas and Ferb. I did quite enjoy that show when I watched it of a morning out of boredom. Yeah, it reminds me a lot of how cartoons used to be. Compared to all of that Hannah Montana [cabbage]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 I was totally going to post that gif... GET OUT OF MY HEAD.Anyways, going into Ellsworth again today. Gonna get more supplies for school and what not. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Your mind is a comfy place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 So...Uhhh...My laptop won't turn off when I try to shut it down. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy_jim Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Try jumping on it a few times? RIP Michaelangelopolousu can control my tip it account, but youll never control how fine i am!This is by FAR my favorite song: I love N_odie and would never edit his posts! I love Rainy_Day too <3 And also Cowman_133. <33 Oh, and Laikrob is a going to hunt me down and kill me like a pest kangaroo if I reveal how awesome she is. I owe tripsis skittles. DarkDude feels like he's missing out. This is my siggy! - n_odie Rainy_Day MINE! - n_odie Rainy_Day And meol shouldn't feel left out. Oh, and Y_Guy is a noob awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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