Are you talking about real D&D or DDO?

motha furglin' table top D&D son

I looked for it one time. My mom took me to Target. They didn't have it. I gave up.

 

Also,

 

 

I know you guys love my girl cartoon gifs.

wait wut

 

u looked for dnd at target?

Yeah

Dude, these people have been singing American Pie for like 10 minutes. WHY

5 days til skrillex

hit up yo local comic book shop or something

That was a few years ago. I don't have any friends any more, so there's no reason to.

Hit up your local bookstore and play DnD with some kids there.

That was a few years ago. I don't have any friends any more, so there's no reason to.

There's an online community and 'tabletop' programs that let you play over the internet if you so desire. It's not exactly the same, but it can still be fun.

 

I would recommend trying the Tavern game, but we're kind of hard to deal with... I don't pay attention to the GM saying 'don't poke the Griffon!', Retech is a useless cowardly Elf, our Fighter is stuck with the mentally disturbed Druid in the middle of a forest, and the only two sane players are about to be eaten by the Red Dragon our GM rolled them for a random encounter while the Gnome Rogue cackles maniacally over a bottle of champagne in the nearest city.

I tried The Tangled Web, but that was a few weeks ago and I still haven't gotten a response. I might give the tavern a shot.

Okay, yeah. There's a lot of shit in FT. What's a good place for someone with absolutely no experience to start?

TACO BELLLLLL

 

I want it

Hmmm. I haven't had Taco Bell in a while. That reminds me, my friend owes me Taco Bell.

@ zoe

Me too

Heh, fast food restaurants.

>Implying fast food isn't delicious and cheap

Dude, these people have been singing American Pie for like 10 minutes. WHY

 

Sing it back.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick. Jack Sprat sat on a candle stick 'cuz fire is the devil's only friend.

CAT CAT CAT GOON CAT CAT CAT

Some people were going around taking a survey of favorite fast food restaurants. I just answered Taco Bell because I want it the most of them right now. They said TB, Taco John's, McDonald's, Subway, BK, and Jimmy John's. I LOVE ALL except Jimmy John's, don't care. I want fats food now

Okay, yeah. There's a lot of shit in FT. What's a good place for someone with absolutely no experience to start?

Well, if you don't mind browsing, you can learn a lot just from the PFSRD. Going down the sidebar on that site in order can get you introduced to the concepts pretty quickly, you only have to skim. Alternatively you could ask someone about it, watch a game being played, or something something something. The Tavernites don't have a lot of experience with the system either, to be honest, we just have a shitload of experience over-complicating things.

Some people were going around taking a survey of favorite fast food restaurants. I just answered Taco Bell because I want it the most of them right now. They said TB, Taco John's, McDonald's, Subway, BK, and Jimmy John's. I LOVE ALL except Jimmy John's, don't care. I want fats food now

 

It's so true.

 

ALSO JIMMY JOHN

Taco John's, Jimmy John's

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