Eating: messes with your metabolism

Computer use: messes with your biological clock

You can make it on looks alone. Who needs diplomas?

Eating: messes with your metabolism

What?

You can make it on looks alone.

o ya pie cood easly mayk it on his luks

[hide][hide=(not in my words)'Wow, you bleeped the shit out of me!']So this guy from my high school likes to dye his hair blue, play in musicals, and give it up the butt. Last year, he was having sex with this girl (who had a boyfriend) all the time. It was never a good situation. At one point, I remember him telling us he was having so much sex that he was getting abs. There was also a pregnancy scare (which is odd, girls can't get pregnant if they're taking it up the butt). This year, while he's at college in Moorhead (yeah, pronounced "more head", all signs point to him being gay), they tried dating secretly. When he was home one weekend, they made a porno using his dad's video camera... and forgot to delete it. His dad. Saw. Everything. Disgusting. He went with her to homecoming secretly and didn't really pay much attention to all the other alumni in town that weekend. We referred to her as UTB or upthebutt. Their dating didn't work out because it was stupid and her dad hates him for the pregnancy scare.

 

Anyway, one of their classic stories was brought up tonight. You probably know where this is going by now.

 

One of the times they were doing anal, they did it in his car. They went at it or whatever and she ended up POOPING IN THE CAR. Girl, you have no class, you're having anal sex in the back of a sleazy guy's car. Why not just stick your butt out the door and go? During this mess, they were still in the mood... and this girl must be the queen of dirty talk, because she told him "Wow, you [bleep]ed the shit out of me!" ... ... ... Yeah.

 

This post has no relevance.[/hide][/hide]

 

Welp

 

 

This is why I can't understand why anal is hyped and gloriified so much.

pie is sexy. he could be a model or an actor

pie is sexy. he could be a model or an actor

quit being gay

Eating too close to bed can mess with your metabolism. If you eat within an hour or two of when you go to sleep, you'll still be "full" when you wake up in the morning, which may cause you to skip breakfast and your metabolism won't get that early-day meal kick-start. Plus, your body will be a lot more likely to store your food as fat, and you definitely won't be burning any fat in your sleep. It's best to go to bed slightly hungry. Not starving - if you're super hungry, you're supposed to eat "good" carbs or something.

I agree that the 4 of them are pretty normal. It's just that Pie seems like an outgoing [wagon] and I thought that's what normal was to most people.

you guys just talk about stupid shit all the time

Not to be a dick but pretty much this.

50% of it's anime talk and spam,

25% is things of pointless discussion,

10% being of valuable discussion and me missing it,

And the 15% I partake in now.

Yeah I know that. When I'm hungry before going to bed, I'll eat something small, like a pizza

We sure do talk about a lot of dumb stuff, and the worst part is how we force you guys to stay and read every word of it.

I lold. Pepsi you should just skip to the last page any tiem you come on, then join in the discussion or start a new one you actually like

she's infatuated and once that wears off... they'll either have a messy traumatic breakup, or they'll get married out of convenience.

 

Yeah, messy is an understatement when in two weeks her only job will be the one at his family's restaurant, she has very few friends (and yeah, I'm more her [female dog] than friend at this point, I'm on reserve or something), her facebook consists of 71260491273409 posts about him and 938579783 pictures with him, her room is plastered with pictures of them (and about... 3 with me and her, even though I was behind the camera for most of the pictures in there), and "DERP ALL I WANTZ IS U BBY" her life will be ruined.

 

If she breaks up with me, I'm going to go into her room and remove every sign of me. Her wall of word sign picture things will become bare and a couple of her favorite shirts will be gone. This will be a simple task because I live across the street from her and I know when she's not home. Also, yeah, my family and the rest of the neighborhood is basically on my side. Not that she'll care at that point, our epic breakup will only occur if she's still with jergod. Or jerkoff. I prefer jerkoff.

 

 

My friend failed 6 times.

Also, in your current state Abc, you really couldn't hurt my feelings or make me depressed for failing a drivers test.

 

I lol'd... am I insensitive?

 

 

Anyway. I did go to bed last night when I got off, I was asleep by midnight. Slept till 8:10. Not letting myself nap. Mom said it'd be best if I get my sleep in order, that might help my mental state. I did accomplish a couple things today: I got possible extra credit in speech, learned about a study abroad program I might be interested in, took my Spanish exam, and set up an appointment with counseling. Jessie and Seth are probably coming over here tonight for dinner. Oddly enough, I haven't seen Seth since last Thursday... which, it seems like it shouldn't be weird, but he's legitimately a friend, not just an obstacle in obtaining friendship and time with his girlfriend. Since they're a functional relationship of 18 months, they actually hang out with other people! AND NOT JUST COUPLES! And Seth hates most of Jessie's friends, but they're all still her friends! Why, how bizarre is that? Also, in comparison to Cyndi and jerkoff, Jessie and Seth aren't considering living together for two more years, when Jessie will be a junior here and Seth will have finished his 2-year. Jessie doesn't want to get married until she has a job and somewhere secure to live, and doesn't want to reproduce until the marriage is secure. Well.

cyndi won't do that.

 

But it's $7.50/hour... Maybe mini pizzas

Is there any other kind?

there are large mini pizzas goon.

 

My toe itches. No matter how much I scratch it, it doesn't stop itching.

scratch your arm.. it will go away

 

So I slept on my shoulder funny or something because I can't lift my arm over my head. I can barely hold it out straight to my side for more than 10 seconds. It's been like this all day. It sucks.

rub it with something that has menthol in it..

or take ibuprofen. remember to eat food while taking this.

 

-never has a problem popping 3 ibuprofen-

 

Then again, I haven't had to in the last two months due to my dependency on Aviane

:shock: aviane helps with cramping?

 

I feel like halo and seany meeting would cause both of them to squeal with glee

:thumbup:

 

[hide][hide=(not in my words)'Wow, you bleeped the shit out of me!']So this guy from my high school likes to dye his hair blue, play in musicals, and give it up the butt. Last year, he was having sex with this girl (who had a boyfriend) all the time. It was never a good situation. At one point, I remember him telling us he was having so much sex that he was getting abs. There was also a pregnancy scare (which is odd, girls can't get pregnant if they're taking it up the butt). This year, while he's at college in Moorhead (yeah, pronounced "more head", all signs point to him being gay), they tried dating secretly. When he was home one weekend, they made a porno using his dad's video camera... and forgot to delete it. His dad. Saw. Everything. Disgusting. He went with her to homecoming secretly and didn't really pay much attention to all the other alumni in town that weekend. We referred to her as UTB or upthebutt. Their dating didn't work out because it was stupid and her dad hates him for the pregnancy scare.

 

Anyway, one of their classic stories was brought up tonight. You probably know where this is going by now.

 

One of the times they were doing anal, they did it in his car. They went at it or whatever and she ended up POOPING IN THE CAR. Girl, you have no class, you're having anal sex in the back of a sleazy guy's car. Why not just stick your butt out the door and go? During this mess, they were still in the mood... and this girl must be the queen of dirty talk, because she told him "Wow, you [bleep]ed the shit out of me!" ... ... ... Yeah.

 

This post has no relevance.[/hide][/hide]

 

Welp

 

-age: over 18

-occupation: pharmacy assistant

-gender: male

-location: toronto, canada

-political leaning: :ohnoes:

-highest level of education: college

-do you like milk: no

We sure do talk about a lot of dumb stuff, and the worst part is how we force you guys to stay and read every word of it.

LOL

If you eat within an hour or two of when you go to sleep, you'll still be "full" when you wake up in the morning

Yeah that's complete bullshit. I eat a huge bowl of cereal before I go to sleep and when I wake up in the morning I'm always starving.

Sometimes when I have vaginal sex... I think its in my anus... so I can relate

If you eat within an hour or two of when you go to sleep, you'll still be "full" when you wake up in the morning

Yeah that's complete bullshit. I eat a huge bowl of cereal before I go to sleep and when I wake up in the morning I'm always starving.

Yeah, depends on your metabolism. I used to eat cereal before bed every night and it didn't do a thing to me either. I also haven't gained weight since I came here and started eating ice cream almost every day and snacking constantly. I'm just reciting rules basically.

I sometimes snack before bed, but never anything big. Small bowl of cereal, sometimes a bagel, sometimes an apple

We sure do talk about a lot of dumb stuff, and the worst part is how we force you guys to stay and read every word of it.

I wasn't meaning as I hated this place, it's just not interesting for me.

 

I lold. Pepsi you should just skip to the last page any tiem you come on, then join in the discussion or start a new one you actually like

 

That's what I do every time I get on and I'll come on in a middle of a conversation or some shit.

And that's the 10% I miss.

• Get more sleep Did this, still felt really tired
  
• Eat healthier Today I found out Burger King sold salads, not sure if that counts though
  
• Make school the number 1 priority Didn't really do this
  
• Climb everyday Didn't climb today
  
• Play less video games j;flajqwers;lfaj;lfjrwiue,mcvnasf
  

If you eat within an hour or two of when you go to sleep, you'll still be "full" when you wake up in the morning

I had 4 burgers at McDonald's and a medium fry at 3 AM one night/morning, woke up at 7 completely starving. How does metabolism work again?

Some nights, I get on here and wonder why. I just get annoyed or bored. But other nights I'm too annoyed or bored with other things to care

• Get more sleep Did this, still felt really tired
  
• Eat healthier Today I found out Burger King sold salads, not sure if that counts though
  
• Make school the number 1 priority Didn't really do this
  
• Climb everyday Didn't climb today
  
• Play less video games j;flajqwers;lfaj;lfjrwiue,mcvnasf
  

You picked a bad time to start Fallout 3 then...

 

Also salads are even worse than burgers because they have more fried chicken, and that's what really hurts your health in the long run

• Get more sleep Did this, still felt really tired
  
• Eat healthier Today I found out Burger King sold salads, not sure if that counts though
  
• Make school the number 1 priority Didn't really do this
  
• Climb everyday Didn't climb today
  
• Play less video games j;flajqwers;lfaj;lfjrwiue,mcvnasf
  

You picked a bad time to start Fallout 3 then...

 

Also salads are even worse than burgers because they have more fried chicken, and that's what really hurts your health in the long run

Not to mention DAT DRESSING

 

Also... that rule is just don't ALWAYS eat right before. Bad habit to form.

fast food salads are very bad for you... don't get them!