No, I put that I lied so I found it appropriate to lie

First Level of Hell - Limbo

 

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

 

Ehhyup. Is there a higher one? I imagine I would have been in Purgatory if I had said yes to all the God questions. :rolleyes:

That actually doesn't sound too bad.

Oh, at least I'll be with Monk when I go to hell.

I'll come visit you heavy sinners. Ok?

Hopefully I'll be done transferring shit by tomorrow morning. It's going pretty slowly.

Limbo sounds alright actually.

I keep thinking there's a mouse in my room, I keep thinking I see things moving, I'm ridiculously paranoid right now

I almost feel like limbo would be better than Heaven, in a lot of ways.

 

A lot more room for joy among sadness than among happiness.

Isn't heaven supposed to be perpetual bliss, though?

Yup.

Happy Kevin?

 

Yes.

FINALLY someone says shoulders

Shoulders

Head, shoulders, back, and belly.

 

352356324 internets to anyone who gets that reference without looking it up

Some people are thinking too far into it. Simple question.

well hello everyone

We're supposed to get like 5 inches tonight. I'm not sure if I'm excited.

JESUS CHRIST I have a dirty mind.

Oh man, I laughed harder than I should have.

What are you, 12?

Hey abc, don't you have some little girl cartoons to be watching?

no halo they're for adults. they have violence and stuff

And so, almost 2 pages fly by as I take the quiz while being distracted.

 

Seventh Level of Hell. Joy.

And then Abc leaves because he hates me because I'm female and I post cats

I might go drive for an hour or two in 15 minutes.

Looks like I am also going to hell.

Driving is fun. Which reminds me, going for my second permit test on Monday.