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First Level of Hell - Limbo

 

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

 

Ehhyup. Is there a higher one? I imagine I would have been in Purgatory if I had said yes to all the God questions. :rolleyes:

That actually doesn't sound too bad.

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Oh, at least I'll be with Monk when I go to hell.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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I almost feel like limbo would be better than Heaven, in a lot of ways.

 

A lot more room for joy among sadness than among happiness.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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We're supposed to get like 5 inches tonight. I'm not sure if I'm excited.

JESUS CHRIST I have a dirty mind.

Oh man, I laughed harder than I should have.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Hey abc, don't you have some little girl cartoons to be watching?

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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And so, almost 2 pages fly by as I take the quiz while being distracted.

 

Seventh Level of Hell. Joy.

"Don't get in my face, don't invade my space. I'll put you in your place.

I'll only tell you once, I'll never tell you twice. This is me being nice." ~Porcelain and the Tramps

 

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Driving is fun. Which reminds me, going for my second permit test on Monday.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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