I only ate like 2.

Yeah, yeah. Whatever.

So she offered you 20? She wants your caulk.

Right as I said hungry where's food, food appeared. I spent hours with family in the living room, which will be a lot of what I do until the 8th. It's alright I guess. Still have a few days that Cyndi should be around (except she's missing tonight, no clue, whatever), going up north to see dad's family Saturday, and then I'll have a new ipod and new whatever other stuff on Christmas to entertain me. Maybe see what Jessie's doing for new years, maybe sit around home and post here like I did one year with wits. Hmm

Carlos is using my knee to balance his leg while he cleans another leg

 

he knows I'm typing about him so he keeps looking at me funny

These cookies are good. I feel they could have benefited from actual brown sugar instead of a molasses substitute. Ohwell.

Guys, I have some spam to get off my chest

DO IT. I DARE YA.

By all means, RELEASE THE SPAM.

You have spam for boobs?

 

That's kinda weird. I mean, I know some girls need padding, but spam is kinda gross.

If boobs are awesome, but spam is gross, would boobs made of spam be awesome, gross, or would they cancel each other out?

Probably gross, all things considered.

But you think boobs are gross as regular boobs. And that's not even a gay joke.

That may or may not have factored into my decision.

 

It is 12:00. I should go to bed. Ehhh, I'll sleep on the bus.

No, I figured it out, the spam was my bra

Those crazy wimmin.

Oh. Ok. So it was kind of like that lady gaga meat suit? But only a bra?

I don't know if it was really spam, I just figured this thread was an appropriate place to put it so I figured it must be spam

Last.fm Blog to Completionist Wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff.

 

How do you do that Dax? Are you a wizard?

How dandy. I wanna wrangle a kangaroo.

*looks at Dax*

How's this fine thread doing at this hour?

meow

I can hear my cat snoring.

Last.fm Blog to Completionist Wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff.

 

How do you do that Dax? Are you a wizard?

 

Pretty much.

So she offered you 20? She wants your caulk.

Tell me something I don't already know. It's obvious the way she would just hang around me and keep texting me the whole day.

 

Oh well. If only it was that other girl, then I would be satisfied with that arrangement.