Sage Francis is pretty amazing.

Me when internet.

 

This is my face.

 

I have an uncanny ability to pause the REMOVE KEBAB video right as it's going to start looping again.

Where did remove kebab come from?

Serbia.

Of course.

 

HEY IEYFURA.

 

I nominate this to be /fg/'s soundtrack.

 

I nominate this to be /FG/'s soundtrack.

Off to sleep. Night dax.

Goodnight.

Would say "your hero has arrived", but I'm too damn tired and apathetic to really do it. Need something to eat too, so I'm hopping on the possibility of leftover chicken alfredo to save me time. Oh, morning I guess.

 

EDIT: Not enough left for a bowl, but good enough.

If my sister isn't up in 20 mins she abandons all rights to shower

If my sister isn't up in 20 mins she abandons all rights to shower

 

Take an excessively long shower to be annoying.

She's going first. She just got out of bed. She has control of the bathroom for 45 minutes and then it's mine. Or else.

45 minutes? Are you getting a pedicure or something in there?

...I take 45 minute showers sometimes.

...I take 45 minute showers sometimes.

breaking news: halo is a woman

...I take 45 minute showers sometimes.

breaking news: halo is a woman

You know it.

45 minutes bathroom time, which includes shower, dressing, toothbrushing, hair, her necessary amount of makeup for being 13 and unbelievably bratty and high maintenance, and whatever else she does. I called dibs at 11 so I have an hour before dad comes.

>2011, almost 2012

>not brushing teeth in the shower

>2011

>brushing teeth in shower

I don't know what she does except she leaves her hair stuck to the wall and doesn't clean it off because she's a disgusting pig

I don't know what she does except she leaves her hair stuck to the wall and doesn't clean it off because she's a disgusting pig

 

How does this happen again?

 

I nominate this to be /FG/'s soundtrack.

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