Chillin' on a dirt road, laid back swerving like I'm George Jones.

Chillin' on a dirt road, laid back swerving like I'm George Jones.

worst thing i've ever read in my life

My right nipple is burning a little and I don't know why

 

time to lift

Seany, are you listening to yer country music again?

Yes I am.

 

Go ahead. You love me ||< This much.

Here's one for you bums

 

1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1-1+1+1+1+1x0=?

I love you ||< This much.

Dat order of operations.

Here's one for you bums

 

1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1-1+1+1+1+1x0=?

Twelve.

Here's one for you bums

 

1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1-1+1+1+1+1x0=?

SO EDGY

Here's one for you bums

 

1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1-1+1+1+1+1x0=?

 

itz totely 0 lawl easy maffs

Here's one for you bums

 

1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1-1+1+1+1+1x0=?

 

itz totely 0 lawl easy maffs

YOU FOOL

hurrr da ans3r is da # 0 lawlzzz

I know some people's footstep rhythms for down stairs, but apparently he knows by my toes.

 

I have to read a play and study for accounting exam, hmm. If I finish by 9 I can watch the new Interventions but hmm ehh let's start this Shakespearean comedy

hurrr da ans3r is da # 0 lawlzzz

 

finely some1 acually nos maffs

It's sad because over 11k people actually think it's 0. And some of them are trying to convince everyone else that it's 0 with stuff like "anything times 0 is 0 duh" etc.

 

Must...not...lose....faith

It's sad because over 11k people actually think it's 0. And some of them are trying to convince everyone else that it's 0 with stuff like "anything times 0 is 0 duh" etc.

 

Must...not...lose....faith

I am not of understand what referring to picture.

>be in locker room after PE course by myself

>i always sneak out early because i hate being undressed in front of people

>have gyno/acne/bacne/rashes/severely obese

>getting dressed as quickly as i can

>hear door open

>oh [bleep] oh [bleep] oh [bleep]

>hear a girls voice say "and here we are in the boys locker room jungle, who knows what we'll find?"

>hear a group of girls giggling

>they must have heard me

>one says "is someone in here? we're coming to find you!"

>they start singing the jaws theme

>putting clothes on like my life depended on it

>not fast enough, girls peek around corner and shriek hysterically and yell "OVER HERE"

>girl with camera comes around corner

>they all gasp at me desperately trying to put my shirt on

>"ITS HUGE!!"

>"oh my god im going to be sick, are you getting this??"

>theyre all laughing and horrified at the same time

>have all of my clothes on finally, backed into the corner with a deer in the headlights expression

>they finally run out laughing

>as the door closes i hear one say "this is going on youtube!"

>havent told a soul. hoping no one i know sees it

ok

I have no attention span

How bout that.

I have the book sitting on my lap but the words aren't moving into my head

Nah dude, you gotta hold the book up against your head.

greentext dun werk here, trust me i tried