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I just.. I just want to go back in time... Post from the future, warn our past selves of what is to come...What if...?

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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That...that Goon would be gone?

 

*sigh*

*Teary eyed*

Yes...

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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*stirs the campfire a little*

 

Our war...it seems so meaningless now...

 

Maybe if we knew that the mods had him...but they don't...

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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A stalemate it seems.

 

What for...? Revenge. Puh. Revenge is a bitter sweet. A little too bitter for my liking...

However, there are some people that enjoy bitter things...The ones that enjoy dark chocolate...

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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The thing is Halo...

 

Goon wasn't here during our war. I'm not sure who I killed, but I don't think it was Goon. Not anymore.

 

Though, I do hope Halo2promania is enjoying the ninjas.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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So I was just watching an episode of Spongebob on the internet, the one with Bubble Buddy, and I made a discovery...

 

You know when Spongebob is walking around on the beach showing off Bubble Buddy? Eventually they come to a dude buried in the sand, who asks Bubble Buddy to dig him out. Obviously, being a bubble, he doesn't. Before it cuts away, the water starts to come in, and BB just stands there, and presumably the guy drowns. Funny.

 

BUT WAIT

 

We find out at the end of the episode that BB was alive the whole time. HE LET THAT GUY DROWN!

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

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The thing is Halo...

 

Goon wasn't here during our war. I'm not sure who I killed, but I don't think it was Goon. Not anymore.

 

Though, I do hope Halo2promania is enjoying the ninjas.

 

 

How could you say that?

I held him hostage as a scare. He was a pawn in my plot to STOP THIS.

You killed him in cold blood. I WAS THERE

For you to say that disgusts me.

You've changed...

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[hide] I swear to god we can make a [bleep]ing book out of this thread and it will sell MILLIONS, MILLIONS I SAY! Anyways, im off to bed good night.[/hide]

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Before you go, can you find the cautionary tales of /FG/ thing?

Ownage's signature.

The Cautionary Tale of Homoerotic Manga Edits.

By Halo2proman

[hide]In the latter days of summer, sliver_wits went on several pages on posting mangas which portrayed me and Tyler in sexual manners. Many WTF's were had and we tried to move on and forget about it.

Of course that didn't happen. One day I accidentally wandered on one of those forbidden pages, had a heart attack, died, and was trapped in Purgatory. Time went on again, had some fun haunting Tyler, untill tonight. Stork offended me in a manner that I was going to go Kill Bill on him, while still in purgatory, when Pirate created a portal that brought me out of purgatory, although aimed at Furrlo, I managed to get through before him and the closing of the portal. In the process, Pirate threw Stork into Purgatory. Meanwhile, Ownage was dating his imaginary girlfriend in Purgatory, which he also managed to get to homebase with, and with his newfound awesomeness, he created a portal out side of purgatory for himself. There was a moment of short confusion of what happened, when suddenly out of nowhere, Tyler shoots me, and I was trapped in Purgatory again. Although I said "[bleep] this [cabbage]" and kindly made a portal for myself and was alive and well. Again. So currently Stork and Furrlo are stuck in Purgatory while me and Ownage have died at least twice. So the moral here is that, all of this was Wit's fault. Everyone died. The End.[/hide]

 

 

Oh and one more, I will be making another Cautionary tales.

 

Coming soon...

"The Cautionary Tale of Revenge. By Halo2proman."

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Thanks. Have fun at school tomorrow.

 

I'm doing it before you, btw.

Oh but I'm not going to school tomorrow.

I'm "Sick"

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And now, ladies and gentlemen.

Adieu.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Cautionary Tales of Revenge.

 

A fews months prior to the time of writing, Halo, decided to creep on Who. However, Halo broke the window by accident, but promised to pay for it. However, before Halo did so, Who's house was invaded by ninjas. By the time Halo paid Who for the broken window, Who had already paid for ninja removal via pirates twice. Halo's reason for not paying Who back was that he and 321 were messing with the TARDIS. Eventually, Who snapped, and started an army of Nebraskans, animals, and pirates to attack Maine, where Halo lived. Death watched as Halo created an army to respond to Who's. However, Halo's army was unable to repel Who, and Who made it into Halo's fortress. However, Halo had taken Goon as a hostage, and threatened Who to kill Goon. Who saw the bluff, but instead of saving Goon, he shot him with Halo's pistol, thereby breaking Halo completely. While this was happening, Halo2promania was invaded by ninjas at Who's direction. The Doctor found out about this, and took back the TARDIS, but not until after Who had stolen the technology and used it to clone himself eight times, in case he should die. The next day, Who had no recollection of what happened, and decided, upon rereading the pages, that he had gone insane, and felt desolation and remorse at the loss of Goon. 321 and Halo were mad at Who for killing Goon, and so Who tried to kill himself, but was unable to. So, currently, Goon is dead, Who is in denial, Halo is sad, and Death has not been seen for at least 2 days.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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So I was just watching an episode of Spongebob on the internet, the one with Bubble Buddy, and I made a discovery...

 

You know when Spongebob is walking around on the beach showing off Bubble Buddy? Eventually they come to a dude buried in the sand, who asks Bubble Buddy to dig him out. Obviously, being a bubble, he doesn't. Before it cuts away, the water starts to come in, and BB just stands there, and presumably the guy drowns. Funny.

 

BUT WAIT

 

We find out at the end of the episode that BB was alive the whole time. HE LET THAT GUY DROWN!

What's even more creepy is the fact that he was on the beach... while already being underwater... and a different kind of water made him drown... all while a sponge watched.

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he-yo!

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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i charish this thread like a new born water buffalo

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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