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I thought about learning to play guitar.

 

Then I realized it was something I'd never enjoy, the time where it got you laid is past, and I really wanted nothing to do with the whole "culture'.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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AS PROMISED

COOL JUSTIN BEAVER HAIR CUT [bleep]OLA!

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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@tyler just try one out at a guitar shop or something, you might sound better on an electric than an acoustic. you might just have a [cabbage]ty acoustic or something. if you're playing electric you're not gonna be playing too many chords (except power chords) and from what i understand you suck at chords

 

@halo stop being jelly

 

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Which reminds me, the whole of the male population of the freshman class has Beaver haircuts, except a few of the future hicks.

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wits returns, so does weirdness.

 

 

@halo, becasue they think it makes them look deep/emotional/cute, but it really just says they will never be as alpha as me or you.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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daddy I was reading manga.. you can't expect me to watch my sister all the time!

AYE!

What do you think Im not paying you for!? All for we know he could have ripped another hole in the space time continuum! That's why you have to watch her at all times.

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Nah, I'm not bad at chords.

 

Just bad at everything in general.

 

Plus if I got an electric, I'd feel compelled to take lessons. And meh, no drive for that.

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I really want to learn how to play the piano and or keyboard.

Also, I might be able to play the timpani next week in band.

[bleep]ing awesome.

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I feel like playing the piano would be a lot like typing once you got it down.

 

Or at least that it's hard until you learn all the finger movements, then you can do it always and forever.

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When my brother was still living with my mother and me, I always played around on his keyboard. I loved it so much even though, then and today, I had no idea what the hell I was doing.

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Wait, aren't you a percussionist in Band?

 

I thought you had to have like 2 years of piano before you could do percussion stuff. At least that's what it is where I live.

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Thats pretty stupid. You don't need 2 years of finger and foot training to hit something with a stick.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Wait, aren't you a percussionist in Band?

 

I thought you had to have like 2 years of piano before you could do percussion stuff. At least that's what it is where I live.

Fnope.

All we do is just make beats that sound relevant to the song, we are on our own for the most part. Which is awesome, but sucks when people have conflicting opinions. @Ownage: What he said. Also it's nice if you can read percussion notes. which is the easiest thing in the world.

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The thought is that you have to know how to play stuff from a ton of instruments and you have to be able to read everything and keep time.

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The thought is that you have to know how to play stuff from a ton of instruments and you have to be able to read everything and keep time.

Which is easy if you were in band throughout middle school. Which pretty much nulls out the prior training part.

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Alright.

This is our Band program. We have band, then there are a few combos, and then there's Jazz band.

In regular Band, everyone that signed up for band has to attend and play whatever instrument they want to play, no separate classes for separate instruments. Having some skill is good, but we also accept those that have none. Those have separate classes.

Combos are on your own free time, but does not require band to be in, however it requires you to have a good amount of skill in your desired instrument.

Jazz band is both free time and an activity period, 30min of doing something at the end of an A day. Jazz is a tier above the Combos, as they have to go against other schools in the Jazz fest/competitions, which they just won today.

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My School:

Hnnnnnnnng we don't get enough money, and now the state is cutting it hnnnnnnng.

 

Spend 8000 dollars on uniforms for school musical this year.

Put in overhead projector and touch screen board in almost every classroom last year

2 years ago hires new football team coach. All he really does is coach football.

Promote Senior High Principal to a position at district office, doing something other people already do.

Buy new(albeit [cabbage]ty) laptops which half the time impede education since they take forever to do anything and half the time what we are supposed to be going to on the internet is blocked (one per student) each year, doing who knows what with the ones Seniors turn in.

 

ZOMG WE HAS NO MONIES

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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