H2PM Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 You shouldn't have to be told about that urinal rule. It's like a rule engraved into every man's mind. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Yeah, well...Shut up Halo. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Oh here specific personal experience. You know what's awkward? When your two friends pull their pants down, yell "bare butts" at the top of their lungs, and rub up against you from either side. Yeah. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 you know whats awkward? two dudes taking a dump next to each other The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 You shouldn't have to be told about that urinal rule. It's like a rule engraved into every man's mind. Only for men insecure about their sexuality and size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 actuslly... the urinal rule only applies to people living in the city. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 When I went to Sydney a month back, went to the toilets and mirrors, mirrors everywhere, you walked in and the mirror reflected showing all the people at the urinals, so you went to the cubicles, and they were completely mirrored, bar floor and ceiling. [bleep]in' awkward watching yourself piss. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
httpBen Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 @ben the only reason she's happy is because things are going her way.if you can imagine being really hurt if she gets a new bf.. then you need to put some space between you for a while.if she seems happy, then you need to worry about your own mental health.Yeah. I don't think she would do that but I am distancing myself a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Nemo went to Sydney, his daddy found him. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 You shouldn't have to be told about that urinal rule. It's like a rule engraved into every man's mind. Only for men insecure about their sexuality and size.If you get your jollies by watching other guys piss you need punched in the head. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Heh. Head. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Heh. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHi totally forgot to type out the noteits after when i comforted her when she found out her boyfriend isnt coming over (but now is(shes not happy about it though)) The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Heh. Head.I appreciate jokes such as these. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Heh. Head.This. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Heh. Head.I appreciate jokes such as these.Jokes. heh. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Heh. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 The word "insert" gets me every time. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Heh.Heh. Heh. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Heh. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 I once told my 15 year old neighbor that incest was the best YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 My 78 year old WW II Air Force Vetern neighbor once told me:"Incest is the best!" "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Hard. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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