champion Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 wanna play some cowadooty, halo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Nah not now. Gotta finish the rest of my work. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 yeah i just realized tomorrow's monday. [bleep], i thought it was saturday. time to head to sparknotes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 That's just awful. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 What book is being sparknoted? /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Fun with [bleep] and Jane YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 things fall apart. not really a hard book but i can't be bothered to actually read it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 WAT @ the ending of this book [cabbage] got inception-like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 :arrow: YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Ohp I didn't read that one, sparknoted as well. [hide]You're talking to a random stranger. Stranger: welcome to the inch storeYou: Which seat can I take?!Stranger: how many inches you like?You: Seventeen and three quartersStranger: would you settled for 8?You: HmmYou: Is that discounted?Stranger: Satisfaction guaranteeYou: And if I'm not satisfied what do I do?You: Chop it into bits and burn it in a pile of pictures of your mother's face?Stranger: No. But you can use your grandmas face.You: Oh okayYou: She's deadYou: What will it show up as on my credit card statement?Stranger: You'll the psycho. Not meYou: I will the psycho?Stranger: Nothing but cash.You: Oh. How much?Stranger: How bad you want them?You: WaitYou: How many are there?!Stranger: 8You: Oh, rightYou: And they're all packed separately right?Stranger: Stack one on top of anotherYou: But they come apart easily right?Stranger: No.You: How am I supposed to share with the children?Stranger: But you have the choice of using the ones you need.Stranger: That's against the law. Cant serve inches to children.You: I don't give a flying dildo about the lawYou: I share all I receive with the children.Stranger: Sorry but i do. Or i can lose my license.Stranger: So good bye.The Stranger has disconnected.[/hide] /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Same here Abc. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Me as well! But I have four years math and five years worth of English because I have two English classes this year. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 same thing here. i don't really see anything wrong with it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 :arrow: YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 abc why do you edit your posts all the time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Heeey Goon "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 [hide]You're talking to a random stranger. Stranger: HIYou: HIStranger: HOW U DOINGYou: GOODYou: UStranger: NOT BADYou: COOLStranger: WHERE ARE U FROMYou: MY MOMS VAGINAYou: UStranger: I AM FROM CHINAYou: MADE IN CHINAYou: VERY NICEYou: MM RICEYou: LEAD PAINTYou: DEAD BABIEStranger: HEHEYou: Y U STEAL ALL OUR JOBSStranger: U ARE MISUNDERSTOOD BY THE MEDIA I THINK You: OH HOW IS IT FOR REAL THENYou: U ARE MISUNDERSTOOD BY YOUR MEDIAYou: WHAT HAPPENED TIENEMEN SQUARE? Stranger: BECAUSE OUR MEDIA ALSO ALWAYS PUT SOME BAD NEWS FROM OTHER COUNTRY ESPECIALLY USAYou: OUR COUNTRY AIRS PRO CHINA COMMERCIALSYou: ABOUT HOW U ARE THE FUTUREYou: DO U HEAR NICE THINGS OF USAStranger: I HAVE TO ADMIT SOME ARE TRUE EVEN I HATE THESE PEOPLEStranger: NOT MUCH FROM CHINESE MEDIAYou: CENSORSHIP IS BADYou: SO IS COMMUNISMStranger: CENSORSHIP?You: BLOCKING MEDIAYou: CONTROLLING EVERYTHING YOU HEAR AND SEEYou: BEST THING OF CHINA IS PANDASStranger: YES, BUT ITS A SYSTEM QUESTION SO HARD TO DISCUSSYou: SECOND IS FOOD WHEN IT DOESNT HAVE DOG IN ITYou: OR CATStranger: NOT ONLY CHINESE EAT DOG OR CATStranger: KOREAN EAT DOG AND JAPANESE EAT WHALEYou: AND JAPANESE EAT DOLPHINYou: AND AFRICAN EAT BUGSStranger: YES, THE MOVIE SHOWS ITYou: AND AMERICAN EAT COW FECESStranger: FACE?You: NO POOPYou: FECAL MATTERStranger: WHATEVERStranger: U LIKE CHINESE FOOD?You: YESYou: I AM GOING TO EAT IT TONIGHTStranger: FOR EXAMPLEYou: ISNT IT MIDDLE OF NIGHT IN CHINA NOWStranger: NO, I STUDY IN ENGLAND SO NOT TOO LATEYou: AROUND TEN PMStranger: YESStranger: U ALSO?You: NOYou: IM IN AMERICAYou: FOUR PM APPROACHINGStranger: EAST COAST?You: NO MIDDLEStranger: STUDY?You: NOT IN UNIVERSITY UNTIL NEXT AUTUMNStranger: FINEYou: I MUST END CHATStranger: SO A LOT OF CHINESE PEOPLE GRAB JOBS?You: SOMETIMESYou: GOODBYEStranger: FINE, NICE TALK WITH UYou: YESYou have disconnected.[/hide] Tl;dr I said some nice things to a Chinese student. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 ok "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 I might sleep now /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 But it's 5 in the afternoon. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoorLepRecon Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 That never happened. :unsure: I forgot to check the tech and computers forum before I posted it. #-o Forum Updates & Suggestions <------ Let your voice be heard!Forum Games <------- Coolest place on Tip.ItTip.It Forum Rules <------- Read them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 It's 4:15 here and I'm tired, I got 5 1/2 hours of sleep on a night during the weekend. I function fine with less sleep during the week oddly enough. Actually, I nap like this sometimes during the week too. Plus, I'm kinda bored. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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