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Seany is a bear. What would he know about relationships?

he kills others for his mate

and he knows which one is his mate is when intimacy time happens he gets mild erection

 

I'm 12 years old and what is this.

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Seany is a bear. What would he know about relationships?

he kills others for his mate

and he knows which one is his mate is when intimacy time happens he gets mild erection

 

I'm 12 years old and what is this.

 

THE [bleep]ING LOVE BONER

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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Seany is a bear. What would he know about relationships?

he kills others for his mate

and he knows which one is his mate is when intimacy time happens he gets mild erection

 

I'm 12 years old and what is this.

 

THE [bleep]ING LOVE BONER

LOVE.

BONER.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Seany is a bear. What would he know about relationships?

he kills others for his mate

and he knows which one is his mate is when intimacy time happens he gets mild erection

 

I'm 12 years old and what is this.

 

THE [bleep]ING LOVE BONER

 

>love

>boner

 

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>mfw Killer doesn't know about the love boner

 

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Seany is a bear. What would he know about relationships?

he kills others for his mate

and he knows which one is his mate is when intimacy time happens he gets mild erection

 

I'm 12 years old and what is this.

 

THE [bleep]ING LOVE BONER

 

>love

>boner

 

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oh [cabbage] im trying to remember what page it was when we talked about the love boner

that was fun times

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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>mfw Killer doesn't know about the love boner

 

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The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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THE LOVE BONER

you have to read on the next page to

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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Boners are just my way of saying, "I love you."

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Oh dear God not the love boner.

 

And to deal with my loneliness I was thinking more along the lines of leaving.

 

Go to Disneyland.

 

and ride the love boner

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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They're mad 'cuz some chickens got murked, for us to get us some lunch at KFC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMIF2pOkDyU&NR=1

 

@killer, yeah I know, don't tell wits that though, otherwise you're shallow and a terrible person.

 

Edit: Also technically not every female, just the ones that we like looking at.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Nope, friend is coming home, I'm gonna go to her house, we'll figure out food, I stalk her to her appt to see if her wisdom teeth are coming, go mall to get her boyfriend's birthday present, maybe eat again, Iunno. Life, Iunno.

/FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.

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More like 'I want to [bleep] your brains out' because males are biologically wired to screw every female that exists, to extend their genes.

 

why arent we serious?

this thread is full of seriousness

WE DONT MESS AROUND

 

and besides its not a

"i want to have sex with you boner"

or a

"youre damn sexy and just gave me a boner"

its a

"i have enough feelings for you to have a boner"

aka the love boner

 

never said i didnt want to plow lacey

it may look like it but its a different case of getting bonitis (BONE EYE TIS)

those being the 3 different ways

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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Oh well, there's always porn.

 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNvsOOQwtPg&feature=related[/hide]

 

but porn isnt the real thing

and i had the urge to watch porn and all the good stuff awhile back

but thats gone

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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Well, while you guys discuss the "different kinds" of boners and their merits and uses, I shall go running.

 

protip: if you want to do more with a wimmin make out with her. Why? Well I'll tell you, because...

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Being a teenage male you are pumped so full of testosterone you barely know what to do with it. This includes your spit. Ladies, however (unless they are juicing or messed up) are not used to such high levels of testosterone. Luckily for us gents, testosterone gets wimmin "riled up", so if u want her to "go further", get some of your spit in her. Since they generally don't like it when you outright spit on them, making out is the best course of action.

 

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Not like I don't get nothing though...

don't get nothing =get anything

Not like I get anything though...

 

Either someone is trying to pull a fast one, or should use proper english.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Better than nothing at all. akonsup.png

 

 

Not like I don't get nothing though...

 

trying to deny that you are still a virgin

eh hell if i care

im still a virgin

 

and only if trippeh was here

IT WOULD ONLY MAKE THIS DAY BETTER

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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