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I just realized that if the world didn't have any fat people, the world would be better off. The way I see it

 

1.) Fat people are fat because they consume too much

2.) Hence, this extra consumption is in the form of food/drink etc.

3.) This excess of "goods" takes energy to produces.

3.1) Take for example a cake. One must first clear land to grow wheat, then must collect the wheat, and process it to obtain flour. Similarly with eggs, and milk which require chickens and cows, respectively. Take into account the energy consumed by the animals and in their maintenance in order to produce 2 eggs and 1 cup of milk. To bake a cake we also need sugar, chocolate and butter. To get refined sugar from sugar cane is in itself is one of the most energy intensive process in the world. Most likely these products will be shipped around the world thousands of kilometers, to many different destinations. One must use energy in purchasing and collecting flour, eggs, milk., butter, chocolate and sugar.

4.) Now think of the packaging that these goods require. Paper, plastic. Paper sourced from wood in some Indonesian jungle. Plastic sourced from the cracking of petroleum fractions.

5.) The energy required to bake a cake in the oven, and then to throw away uneeded components. Eggshell, the carton of milk, etcetera, the disposal of which all requires energy.

Now, while I doubt a fat person would take the effort to bake a cake consider how much energy is needed.

 

Hence, all fat people should either : commit suicide, consume less, and/or loose weight. Now, there is a specific method by which they should do this. Now, running on that treadmill doesn't do anyone any good. That treadmill that disgusting fatbody is running on requires electricity. Which probably comes from coal fired power plants. And the coal comes from the ground, and it takes energy to dig it out of the ground and transport it to the power station. No, this fat person should loose weight in a way that creates energy. I don't know, some form of cruel, unusual and ironic torture. I don't know, maybe ... this is for you guys to think of.

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But what about the jobs for the people who do all of those processing jobs, and the farmers? They'd lose money.

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Ok, so it's 54 degrees out with an 85% chance of rain. My friend and I were planning on biking to town today. Should we?

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Ok, so it's 54 degrees out with an 85% chance of rain. My friend and I were planning on biking to town today. Should we?

 

Do it. Even if you get caught, it'll be fun: bikes dry off.

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I just realized that if the world didn't have any fat people, the world would be better off. The way I see it

 

1.) Fat people are fat because they consume too much

2.) Hence, this extra consumption is in the form of food/drink etc.

3.) This excess of "goods" takes energy to produces.

3.1) Take for example a cake. One must first clear land to grow wheat, then must collect the wheat, and process it to obtain flour. Similarly with eggs, and milk which require chickens and cows, respectively. Take into account the energy consumed by the animals and in their maintenance in order to produce 2 eggs and 1 cup of milk. To bake a cake we also need sugar, chocolate and butter. To get refined sugar from sugar cane is in itself is one of the most energy intensive process in the world. Most likely these products will be shipped around the world thousands of kilometers, to many different destinations. One must use energy in purchasing and collecting flour, eggs, milk., butter, chocolate and sugar.

4.) Now think of the packaging that these goods require. Paper, plastic. Paper sourced from wood in some Indonesian jungle. Plastic sourced from the cracking of petroleum fractions.

5.) The energy required to bake a cake in the oven, and then to throw away uneeded components. Eggshell, the carton of milk, etcetera, the disposal of which all requires energy.

Now, while I doubt a fat person would take the effort to bake a cake consider how much energy is needed.

 

Hence, all fat people should either : commit suicide, consume less, and/or loose weight. Now, there is a specific method by which they should do this. Now, running on that treadmill doesn't do anyone any good. That treadmill that disgusting fatbody is running on requires electricity. Which probably comes from coal fired power plants. And the coal comes from the ground, and it takes energy to dig it out of the ground and transport it to the power station. No, this fat person should loose weight in a way that creates energy. I don't know, some form of cruel, unusual and ironic torture. I don't know, maybe ... this is for you guys to think of.

I'm pretty sure this is one of the first posts in this tread that actually has any content... Even if it's just pure win...

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can anyone explain why my screen looks like this when my theme is on tip.it theme?

 

http://i868.photobucket.com/albums/ab244/Skill_Guy0/forumlayout.jpg?t=1274382495

 

or better yet how to fix it. right now im just using a different theme

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Ok, so it's 54 degrees out with an 85% chance of rain. My friend and I were planning on biking to town today. Should we?

 

Do it. Even if you get caught, it'll be fun: bikes dry off.

This. Just do it :thumbup:

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Rain is the best. Do it. :thumbup:

 

can anyone explain why my screen looks like this when my theme is on tip.it theme?

 

http://i868.photobucket.com/albums/ab244/Skill_Guy0/forumlayout.jpg?t=1274382495

 

or better yet how to fix it. right now im just using a different theme

That happens to mine sometimes when it takes too long to load the page. I'm not sure how to fix it.

 

@Abc: Yeah, that probably is. There has been content though. Somewhere...

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Someone post the lyrics of this song:

 

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Click the "Signed in as..." go to Manage ignored users, copy paste Toki_Hakurei.

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can anyone explain why my screen looks like this when my theme is on tip.it theme?

forumlayout.jpg?t=1274382495or better yet how to fix it. right now im just using a different theme

 

 

update your browser

 

This. Looks like you're using IE. Try using Firefox or Chrome.

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im using firefox

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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