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No, just curious.

Is that a real painting? That's pretty funny.

 

[cabbage], I have 5 shows to catch up on now. I guess I know what I'll be doing tomorrow.

Some paintings are really dumb. We just hold them in high steem because they are paintings.

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The text of the Sultan's letter to the Cossacks:

As the Sultan; son of Muhammad; brother of the Sun and Moon; grandson and viceroy of God; ruler of the kingdoms of Macedonia, Babylon, Jerusalem, Upper and Lower Egypt; emperor of emperors; sovereign of sovereigns; extraordinary knight, never defeated; steadfast guardian of the tomb of Jesus Christ; trustee chosen by God himself; the hope and comfort of Muslims; confounder and great defender of ChristiansI command you, the Zaporozhian Cossacks, to submit to me voluntarily and without any resistance, and to desist from troubling me with your attacks.

Turkish Sultan Mehmed IV

The reply was a stream of invective and vulgar rhymes, parodying the Sultan's titles:

Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!

Thou art a turkish imp, the damned devil's brother and friend, and a secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight art thou that cannot slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil [cabbage]s, and your army eats. Thou son of a [bleep] wilt not ever make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, [bleep] thy mother.

Thou art the Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-[bleep]er of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, Armenian pig, Podolian villain, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, a fool before our God, a grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own mother!

So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. Thou wilt not even be herding Christian pigs. Now we shall conclude, for we don't know the date and don't have a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year in the book, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

Koshovyi Otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host.

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I still need to see the most recent episode of:

 

Persoan 4

Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai

Mawaru Penguindrum

Hunter x Hunter

Fate/zero

C3

Ben-to

and Kyoukai Senjou no Horizon will probably be subbed by the time I get up tomorrow

 

Oh, that's only 3 hours. That's not bad at all.

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