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i dislike the word homophobic. phobia implies being afraid of something, but the word means you just don't like them.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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@xenophobic Now that I think about it, yes.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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So no post.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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>in english class today

>have to come up with a claim to be organized into toulmin's model of argumentation

>create the claim "driving a gas-guzzling vehicle is irresponsible and wasteful"

>redneck hillbilly bimbo who drives her own giant retarded-looking truck gets upset and keeps interrupting me

>me and my friends laugh at how she won't even listen to what i have to say

 

 

sweet conservative tears

 

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If you ever see someone wearing a jelly bracelet, it means they're a pervert:

 

Black - the wearer will have regular "missionary" sex

Blue - indicates oral sex performed on a guy

Clear - indicates a willingness to do anything the snapper wants

Green - indicates that oral sex can be performed on a girl

Glittery Blue - is willing to perform anal sex

Glittery Clear - wearer will let the snappee "feel up" or touch any body part

Glittery Green - the wearer is willing to "69"

Glittery Pink - willing to "flash" a body part

Glittery Purple - willing to French kiss

Glittery Yellow - indicates kissing and hugging is acceptable

Yellow - wearer is willing to hug

Pink - wearer is willing to give a hickey

Orange - wearer is willing to kiss

Purple - wearer is willing to kiss a partner of either sex

Red - wearer is willing to perform a lap dance

White - wearer will flash what they have.

 

http://www.disabled-world.com/artman/publish/jelly-bracelets.shtml#ixzz1dk3g83MZ

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So a livestrong bracelet pretty much means you're down for an orgy?

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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If you ever see someone wearing a jelly bracelet, it means they're a pervert:

 

Black - the wearer will have regular "missionary" sex

Blue - indicates oral sex performed on a guy

Clear - indicates a willingness to do anything the snapper wants

Green - indicates that oral sex can be performed on a girl

Glittery Blue - is willing to perform anal sex

Glittery Clear - wearer will let the snappee "feel up" or touch any body part

Glittery Green - the wearer is willing to "69"

Glittery Pink - willing to "flash" a body part

Glittery Purple - willing to French kiss

Glittery Yellow - indicates kissing and hugging is acceptable

Yellow - wearer is willing to hug

Pink - wearer is willing to give a hickey

Orange - wearer is willing to kiss

Purple - wearer is willing to kiss a partner of either sex

Red - wearer is willing to perform a lap dance

White - wearer will flash what they have.

 

http://www.disabled-world.com/artman/publish/jelly-bracelets.shtml#ixzz1dk3g83MZ

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