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I remember him saying something along the lines of "Blah blah blah I try not to think about it while I'm in the act blah blah"

 

Actually I wouldn't be surprised if I was the only virgin on that list. I'm sure it's not the case, but none of the others come off as incapable of getting laid to me.

I don't know why you're doubting the list, it's pretty much completely accurate.

 

I think Wits is the only one who's actually incapable of getting laid though.

 

@seany monk has never had a girlfriend before, maybe he hired a hooker or something.

 

:mellow: some guys like fat girls.[hide]

 

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@fluffy I haven't weighed myself recently because I honestly don't care anymore. before I got fat, it was to prove that I was sexy.. [weighing myself]now, after being fat.. I just want to get healthy so I focus on losing a little weight and gaining muscle.

I still have a paunchy belly... one that jiggles.. but I have increased my stamina and strength levels. I'm fairly happy with my current weight loss progress although I still wish my breasts were smaller..[/hide]

 

I've kissed a few guys... I think.. I don't always remember them.. and I've only ever had one official BF. for the longest time I thought I was asexual because dating guys never interested me.. at least outside of my mind.

 

I only dated my ex because my mom was applying pressure on me to get a bf.. so I dated the first guy that asked me. well the first guy that asked me that month after she yelled at me anyways.

 

my last kiss was during the summer a few years ago I guess.. and he didn't brush his teeth, and i nearly threw up. puked in my mouth and swallowed it back down. ever since then.. no more kissie.

 

I'm probably over it.. i just have to make sure that i check to see if the guy has a good dental hygeine...

 

 

 

just because robot is into interior design, doesn't mean he's gay. during one of my late night discussions with him, he said that he wasn't actually attracted to men.. and that he preferred girls.

now think of it... what gender of people go into interior design.. how many girls do you think he sees everyday?

 

but I will agree with pie that he sure sounds gay, and that he loves to cook and be in the kitchen and clean and stuff.

 

but.. I personally have a preference for shy guys who cook and clean. :mellow:

 

for me.. growing up.. i was painfully shy of confessing to guys or even telling other people i liked a guy.. and i couldn't even consider the possibility of me dating a guy and telling everyone.

 

to be perfectly frank... it was only after i started masturbating that i could see myself marrying someone.

 

 

not because it was that bad.. but because i realised that i didn't have to depend on a specific type of guy to help me.[/hide]

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Abc, is it the one about how Tom Nook is evil and you're trapped inside the town forever?

Yeah. Do you have it?

No, I've read it before though. You should be able to find it with Google pretty easily.

That's what I thought too, but then I found out there's actually a lot of AC fanfiction out there.

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Abc, is it the one about how Tom Nook is evil and you're trapped inside the town forever?

Yeah. Do you have it?

No, I've read it before though. You should be able to find it with Google pretty easily.

That's what I thought too, but then I found out there's actually a lot of AC fanfiction out there.

http://lparchive.org/Animal-Crossing/Update%201/

 

It's called creepypasta, not fan fiction. ;-)

 

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Pie, I love you.

 

Can't it be creepypasta and fan fiction?

 

Seriously, though. Everybody should read it. It's really good from what I remember.

 

http://lparchive.org/Animal-Crossing/Update%201/

 

I bookmarked it, so I'll read it later.

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[spoiler=Quotes]

Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.

I am Monk's [bleep]

 

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