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WE ALL KNOW MONK.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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i dont know of any quality establishment that doesnt sell dragon dildos.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Now I just want to move my fish up onto the cupboard thing in my room, but then I'd have to save them from the tank, then empty most if not all of the tank, then put them there, and then everything would be slightly more difficult all just to make my room look slightly neater.

 

Damn freak fish, why don't you die? But don't die, I like you, but die so I can not waste time/money/energy looking after you.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

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If you put your fish in a really big tank, they'll shrink to the size of a grain of sand so you can just carry them to a small tank and drop them off at the regrowth.

There's something kind of similar to that, you can make your junk like 3 times bigger if you take a bath with a toaster.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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If you put your fish in a really big tank, they'll shrink to the size of a grain of sand so you can just carry them to a small tank and drop them off at the regrowth.

There's something kind of similar to that, you can make your junk like 3 times bigger if you take a bath with a toaster.

I was going to make a "That's not funny. My [relative] died that way." joke, but then I remembered that people actually do die that way.

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Thats the joke.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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It's its.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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I remember I saw it on Cracked.

 

I'm not too sure on the ', really. I know for sure it's for making it is into it's. But the whole possession or whatever, I'm still not sure of.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

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I thought that too, my English teacher just says its is possessive.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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In most cases, the 's does indeed make nouns possessive. However, its/it's is an exception to the rule, due to its dual use as a contraction as well. "Its" never means it is, while "it's" never means an object is possessing something.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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