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And what shall we discuss? :o

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I'll only tell you once, I'll never tell you twice. This is me being nice." ~Porcelain and the Tramps

 

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Why do old people smell?

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Lot's o'people in the thread tonight. They should post.

 

Also, I don't know. They just do :o

"Don't get in my face, don't invade my space. I'll put you in your place.

I'll only tell you once, I'll never tell you twice. This is me being nice." ~Porcelain and the Tramps

 

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I DEMAND ANSWERS.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Maybe it's their laundry detergent?

"Don't get in my face, don't invade my space. I'll put you in your place.

I'll only tell you once, I'll never tell you twice. This is me being nice." ~Porcelain and the Tramps

 

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But no one would make a detergent exclusively for old people. There's no guarantee they'd switch from the one their used to, and it's not like they could count on lifetime users.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Damn...this really is a mystery then.

"Don't get in my face, don't invade my space. I'll put you in your place.

I'll only tell you once, I'll never tell you twice. This is me being nice." ~Porcelain and the Tramps

 

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A mystery, wrapped in a riddle, blanketed by an inquiry.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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I have this really old floor fan. I mean, really old. It belonged to my great grandma, I think. Works wonders, never broke down. Thing is, it isn't fully covered, like, you can touch the blades. And it's put aiming inside the bathroom at the door, because we got the ceilling plastered (I think it was plaster, I'm not sure what it's called in English) and it doesn't get much ventilation.

 

And I like to go bare feet in my home. I wasn't wearing anything... and I walked right into it. I put my right foot right into the fan.

 

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Luckily, it wasn't too terrible, but my foot is all bloody. I don't think I broke any fingers or anything, but damn, that hurt.

<_< toes

 

So some of my female shipmates were discussing planning sleep overs. Apparently females take their sex toys to sleep overs. Not sure exactly what happens, but I'm pretty sure they trade or something.

 

How have I been unaware of this for so long? Or is this an anomaly?

not all females do this. :shock:

 

but I've never been to a sleep over..

 

Hey guys.

 

Did you see what I did last night?

you have now earned the privelage of being jumped from behind and tickled for 15 minutes, wherever you are if I ever see you in real life. <_<

 

Watch a chick flick. Not just any chick flick, but her favorite chick flick. inb4shedenieshavingone

 

I refuse to believe there is a single female in the world who doesn't have a favorite chick flick.

 

this is true. the best chick flick is RAMBO :cool:

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Oh, that reminds me. Tomorrow, there is a speech sleep over. I don't know if I'm going, since I'm not actually going to speech, but it's happening apparently.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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Not all old people smell. Many old people who DO smell, however, get the smell from medications they have to take, or the old combo of Ben-gay and baby-powder. It can also come from decaying teeth, not taking baths regularly (because they can't do it on their own), not washing their clothes, and not cleaning their possessions. Another reason why old people smell is because they don't eat enough fresh food. When you only eat cooked food, toxins build up in your body, are secreted through sweat, and then emit a foul odor. The same effect could be caused by not exercising enough, because exercise helps eliminate toxins, that are then washed off in a shower. It could also be caused by moth balls, but moth balls aren't as prominent as they used to be.

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Oh, that reminds me. Tomorrow, there is a speech sleep over. I don't know if I'm going, since I'm not actually going to speech, but it's happening apparently.

Crash the party.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Derail the party.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Okies. I go sleep now. G'night erryone.

"Don't get in my face, don't invade my space. I'll put you in your place.

I'll only tell you once, I'll never tell you twice. This is me being nice." ~Porcelain and the Tramps

 

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Kill everyone at the party.

Kill everyone while wearing a toga. With a rail.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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If I may weigh in, I believe a toga is in order

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