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People find mine kind of funny

 

 

 

My GT is Moldy Brick and my motto is "Moldy as a Brick"

 

 

 

I also read a funny bio a while ago, it was just a bunch of really random stuff...

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A guy on my friends list has his motto as something like, "No, now just go away". Something like that.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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That creates no paradox.

 

 

 

Motto - My Bio Is a Lie

 

Bio - My Motto Is the Truth

 

 

 

Something like that anyway ..

 

 

 

That is.

I shall take my flock underneath my own wing, and kick them right the [bleep] out of the tree. If they were meant to fly, they won't break their necks on the concrete.
So, what is 1.111... equal to?

10/9.

 

Please don't continue.

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I remember seeing somebody's motto. It was, "The cake is a lie!".

 

 

 

You won't get it unless you have played Portal.

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I remember seeing somebody's motto. It was, "The cake is a lie!".

 

 

 

You won't get it unless you have played Portal.

 

But you will have at least heard it if you exist.

whalenuke.png

Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

angel2w.gif

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I often get asked what mine means (I spawn killed your bubble shield.) I was playing Halo 3, and someone deployed a bubbleshield as my rocket was about to hit them, so the bubbleshield exploded as soon as he threw it, somehow he lived though and got splatered by a chopper a few seconds later.

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Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013.

 

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The cake, is, indeed, a lie.

 

 

 

My motto is "Get off my gamercard!"

 

 

 

With the NXE update, where yur avatar says it ina speech bubble, now my avatar literally tells you to leave :thumbsup:

 

 

 

Just to confuse people, my bio says "If you see a turtle on a fencepost, someone put it there."

 

 

 

In response to the cake thing:

 

 

 

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

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My bio is pretty cool in my opinion. It took a while to do, but it was worth it :D

 

 

 

if you wanna check it out you'll have to go to the live website and look up my tag. Its just like ASCII art in my bio

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- 60,023rd to 99 Firemaking on April 29th, 2012 -- 15,152nd to 99 agility on August 21st, 2011 -
- 30,569th to 99 Prayer on June 26th, 2011 -- 22,646th to 99 Hunter on Jan 9th, 2011 -
1993 Miata; sold - 2001 E46 330i; "totaled" - 2001 E46 325iT; Bags and wheels ;)

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