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Best/Funniest XBL Mottos & Bios

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Anyone seen any epic mottos or bios on people on live, post em here.

 

 

 

I was inspired to make this when i read 'Ride the Walrus' in someones motto. :P

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People find mine kind of funny

 

 

 

My GT is Moldy Brick and my motto is "Moldy as a Brick"

 

 

 

I also read a funny bio a while ago, it was just a bunch of really random stuff...

Erm

A guy on my friends list has his motto as something like, "No, now just go away". Something like that.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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That creates no paradox.

 

 

 

Motto - My Bio Is a Lie

 

Bio - My Motto Is the Truth

 

 

 

Something like that anyway ..

 

 

 

That is.

I shall take my flock underneath my own wing, and kick them right the [bleep] out of the tree. If they were meant to fly, they won't break their necks on the concrete.
So, what is 1.111... equal to?

10/9.

 

Please don't continue.

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I remember seeing somebody's motto. It was, "The cake is a lie!".

 

 

 

You won't get it unless you have played Portal.

I remember seeing somebody's motto. It was, "The cake is a lie!".

 

 

 

You won't get it unless you have played Portal.

 

But you will have at least heard it if you exist.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

angel2w.gif

I often get asked what mine means (I spawn killed your bubble shield.) I was playing Halo 3, and someone deployed a bubbleshield as my rocket was about to hit them, so the bubbleshield exploded as soon as he threw it, somehow he lived though and got splatered by a chopper a few seconds later.

Steam | PM me for BBM PIN

 

Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013.

 

PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming!

The cake, is, indeed, a lie.

 

 

 

My motto is "Get off my gamercard!"

 

 

 

With the NXE update, where yur avatar says it ina speech bubble, now my avatar literally tells you to leave :thumbsup:

 

 

 

Just to confuse people, my bio says "If you see a turtle on a fencepost, someone put it there."

 

 

 

In response to the cake thing:

 

 

 

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

My bio is pretty cool in my opinion. It took a while to do, but it was worth it :D

 

 

 

if you wanna check it out you'll have to go to the live website and look up my tag. Its just like ASCII art in my bio

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- 60,023rd to 99 Firemaking on April 29th, 2012 -- 15,152nd to 99 agility on August 21st, 2011 -
- 30,569th to 99 Prayer on June 26th, 2011 -- 22,646th to 99 Hunter on Jan 9th, 2011 -
1993 Miata; sold - 2001 E46 330i; "totaled" - 2001 E46 325iT; Bags and wheels ;)

Snarf Snarf

 

 

 

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The cookie pants have no taste.

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what i'm doing now:

https://linktr.ee/student1

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