Just screw with them everytime they call.

 

 

 

You should pretend to start having phone sex with them. Trust me, they'll never call again.

 

 

 

:thumbup:

 

 

 

If it is as bad as you say, I suggest somehow notifiying the local police or some such authority and taping it / recording it.

 

Way to spoil the fun.

 

 

 

Every time they call just start breathing heavily into the phone and then ask them what they're wearing. Ask their likes/dislikes, favorite position, etc.

Next time they call state:

 

 

 

"I have requested that you no longer call this number. If you continue to do so, it is classed as harassment and I will get the [authorities involved/speak with my lawyer.]"

 

 

 

That should work.

Next time they call, answer in a panic. Pretend you're either being held hostage inside your house or that it's on fire, and that you can't call 911 from where you are. Scream & hang up.

 

 

 

If you're lucky the police will come knocking at your door. Act outraged and blame it on the veterans who do not stop harselling you and ask them if you can press charges against them for wasting the cops time.

Talking dirty could well work!

 

 

 

Or you could be a right douche to them and state you are going to donate, and when they ask you for the details, half way through, or just prior to completion, hang up!

Telemarketers/callers like this remind me of the saying about wild animals: If you feed it once it will never leave you alone.

Haha, great idea about blasting music. One just called my house, and it sounded like the guy was like 18-20 years old. Probably a college student. Anyway, I blasted some All That Remains into the phone, and he complained about how I was making him listen to little girls screaming. Then I changed to Protest the Hero and he asked if it was AFI, because apparently AFI is little girls singing, not screaming.

 

 

 

Hopefully he'll call back. Now that I know it isn't some 50 year old loser, this could be fun.

You're playing the wrong song.

 

 

 

[yt]kVdVTVR-j0Q[/yt]

 

 

 

There. THAT'S the song that you need to piss off the VFW so they leave you alone.

 

 

 

EDIT: If they're ignorant enough to not recognize one of America's greatest past rivals, play this pro-communism speech by the CPUSA:

 

 

 

[yt]oM1_lAlw4dM[/yt]

Just [bleep] with them, make something out of the calls. Pretend to be a fast food store or something. :

Just say:

 

*As soon as you pick up.*

 

 

 

"No dad! Not the chain saw! Yeah! Next the fricken 50 cal!"

 

"Yeah so what was your address again?"

I've only ever had one of these calls before. They said they would send something out, but I don't think we ever got anything. If they call again, I'll try and remember to do some of these things :lol:

I even blasted "Burning Flag" by Marilyn Manson

 

 

 

 

 

What a badass :roll:

 

 

 

In order to stop the calls put your number on the "Do not call registry" (Google it) When registered it will make it against federal law for them to call you.