If it was legal and I was within my rights, sure I'd own one if I could afford it. Why the hell not?

Can't remember what I had before, but I'd only get them to make me meals, the rest of the time they can do what they want, just as long as they get me food.

 

don't you understand, these people are not humans there subhumans. there lesser to us and guess what else. they should do menial tasks as thats all there tiny brain can comprihend.

 

You are the bottom of cesspool of stupidity. =D>

 

Your prize? Everyone hates you, along with this monkey that I found the other day, he throws poo alot, so you'll get along fine.

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i'm just saying these people are lesser humans and they should be made slaves. they can do cooking, cleaning, building and sexual things towards me. (devils advocate)

Can't remember what I had before, but I'd only get them to make me meals, the rest of the time they can do what they want, just as long as they get me food.

 

don't you understand, these people are not humans there subhumans. there lesser to us and guess what else. they should do menial tasks as thats all there tiny brain can comprihend.

 

You are the bottom of cesspool of stupidity. =D>

 

Your prize? Everyone hates you, along with this monkey that I found the other day, he throws poo alot, so you'll get along fine.

 

 

 

You're missing the point of what he's trying to say. During the time of slaves, these people were considered lesser humans and he's going along with the assumption that people would still believe that if we still had slaves today.

Can't remember what I had before, but I'd only get them to make me meals, the rest of the time they can do what they want, just as long as they get me food.

 

don't you understand, these people are not humans there subhumans. there lesser to us and guess what else. they should do menial tasks as thats all there tiny brain can comprihend.

 

You are the bottom of cesspool of stupidity. =D>

 

Your prize? Everyone hates you, along with this monkey that I found the other day, he throws poo alot, so you'll get along fine.

 

 

 

You're missing the point of what he's trying to say. During the time of slaves, these people were considered lesser humans and he's going along with the assumption that people would still believe that if we still had slaves today.

 

If that's the case then I still just want a slave to make me food.

Slavery is still at large around the world believe it or not...

 

 

 

 

 

And if it were legal then I think Martin Luther King might be rolling in his grave. :P

Slavery is still at large around the world believe it or not...

 

 

 

 

 

And if it were legal then I think Martin Luther King might be rolling in his grave. :P

 

 

 

yeh. thats actully really bad. shame america won't invade countrys unless there bountiful in oil or there russia.

You're in luck Mage_man, house slaves still exist. You know those things with long hair on your school bus? A few of them are women :thumbup:

 

 

 

I'm sorry. I can't resist making sexist jokes.

You're in luck Mage_man, house slaves still exist. You know those things with long hair on your school bus? A few of them are women :thumbup:

 

 

 

I'm sorry. I can't resist making sexist jokes.

 

 

 

Yeah, and without us, you couldn't take care of yourselves. You'd be sitting around in your own filth, unable to do anything, but drink, fall asleep, and soil yourself.

 

 

 

That's right. You'd be Australians!

You're in luck Mage_man, house slaves still exist. You know those things with long hair on your school bus? A few of them are women :thumbup:

 

 

 

I'm sorry. I can't resist making sexist jokes.

 

 

 

Yeah, and without us, you couldn't take care of yourselves. You'd be sitting around in your own filth, unable to do anything, but drink, fall asleep, and soil yourself.

 

 

 

That's right. You'd be Australians!

 

 

 

I'm not Koori, get it right! I'm related to irish people!

 

 

 

It's not my fault its too cold to get out of bed to go to the toilet :(

 

 

 

EDIT: Oh, Koori are the indigenous peoples of victoria/new south wales.

You're in luck Mage_man, house slaves still exist. You know those things with long hair on your school bus? A few of them are women :thumbup:

 

 

 

I'm sorry. I can't resist making sexist jokes.

 

 

 

Yeah, and without us, you couldn't take care of yourselves. You'd be sitting around in your own filth, unable to do anything, but drink, fall asleep, and soil yourself.

 

 

 

That's right. You'd be Australians!

 

Too late.

 

 

 

We could too, we just have a much looser term for taking care of ourselves.

You're in luck Mage_man, house slaves still exist. You know those things with long hair on your school bus? A few of them are women :thumbup:

 

 

 

I'm sorry. I can't resist making sexist jokes.

 

 

 

Yeah, and without us, you couldn't take care of yourselves. You'd be sitting around in your own filth, unable to do anything, but drink, fall asleep, and soil yourself.

 

 

 

That's right. You'd be Australians!

 

 

 

I'm not Koori, get it right! I'm related to irish people!

 

 

 

It's not my fault its too cold to get out of bed to go to the toilet :(

 

 

 

EDIT: Oh, Koori are the indigenous peoples of victoria/new south wales.

 

 

 

Screw you. You don't even have to sit on the toilet seat. Imagine how much is sucks for me.

:thumbsup:

 

 

 

Gatorade bottles are great for car trips :thumbup:

:thumbsup:

 

 

 

Gatorade bottles are great for car trips :thumbup:

 

 

 

Meeanwhile I have to stick my small [wagon] out the window.

haha, tried that once, got stuck and nearly fell out, had to wrap my leg around the front seat to stay off the ground!

haha, tried that once, got stuck and nearly fell out, had to wrap my leg around the front seat to stay off the ground!

 

Just a note to non-Aussies, this stuff happens alot, while we are sober.

haha, tried that once, got stuck and nearly fell out, had to wrap my leg around the front seat to stay off the ground!

 

 

 

If we drive fast enough, I won't need toilet paper. I can air dry.

I suffer from a highly typical Australian problem. I will injure myself terribly doing the simplest tasks, but anything semi-dangerous I won't do a thing. I'm currently at the point that my coach won't actually let me run on a track, I have to run on the grass.

I suffer from a highly typical Australian problem. I will injure myself terribly doing the simplest tasks, but anything semi-dangerous I won't do a thing. I'm currently at the point that my coach won't actually let me run on a track, I have to run on the grass.

 

 

 

I bet you just use that as an excuse to have all sorts of crazy sex with a girl, because if you did it in a bed, you'd hurt yourself.

I suffer from a highly typical Australian problem. I will injure myself terribly doing the simplest tasks, but anything semi-dangerous I won't do a thing. I'm currently at the point that my coach won't actually let me run on a track, I have to run on the grass.

 

 

 

I bet you just use that as an excuse to have all sorts of crazy sex with a girl, because if you did it in a bed, you'd hurt yourself.

 

 

 

:o You can read minds!!!

 

 

 

I have actually fallen off a bed and through a window before though :oops:

I suffer from a highly typical Australian problem. I will injure myself terribly doing the simplest tasks, but anything semi-dangerous I won't do a thing. I'm currently at the point that my coach won't actually let me run on a track, I have to run on the grass.

 

 

 

I bet you just use that as an excuse to have all sorts of crazy sex with a girl, because if you did it in a bed, you'd hurt yourself.

 

 

 

:o You can read minds!!!

 

 

 

I have actually fallen off a bed and through a window before though :oops:

 

 

 

Is that your excuse for them handcuffing you to the bed?

 

 

 

And hex, what is thius "on topic" you speak of?

Satins sheets are the devils work.

 

 

 

Hex: My apologies, we have been stealing every topic here all night. Who am I to tell you what to do wit your own property. That's your perogative.

Satins sheets are the devils work.

 

 

 

Hex: My apologies, we have been stealing every topic here all night. Who am I to tell you what to do wit your own property. That's your perogative.

 

 

 

It's noon over here. lol And I've slipped on satin sheets. Fell off the bed. Luckily I landed on the bum.

2:15am :(

 

 

 

good comeback libs.

2:15am :(

 

 

 

good comeback libs.

 

 

 

12:20 pm and getting ready to have lunch.